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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 10h

Police chief: good job pinching those burglars Crab cop: *clicks claws excitedly*

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

the mailman pulled up just as the garbageman was pulling away and they were just close enough that i was able to do a track and field style baton pass with my junk mail

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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

And thou mayest aske thyself, 'How do Ich werke thys?' And thou mayest aske thyself, 'Wher ys that large destrier?' And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my beautiful castle!' And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my swift goshawk!'

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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

summa potestas diversitas est

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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Good morning Blue Sky

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

God: I gave you flight, but I had to take away your hands Bird: was that necessary? *bat lands on table, chews a strawberry* God: it was, yeah *dragonfly lands nearby on all six legs* God: Bird: just be real with me

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Tattoo artist: this your first? Me: yeah I’m a little nervous my dad’s a tattoo cop Tattoo artist, tearing off their mask to reveal it’s my dad: BUSTED AMIGO

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Underpants: thank you for giving me sentience, what is my purpose Scientist, eating a big bowl of beans: patience, little one

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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

People ask “Do you still play Don’t Let’s Start?” And the answer is YES.

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: three slices of pizza Server, starting to sweat: what nine sides would you like with that Me: TAKE A WILD FUCKEN GUESS

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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Not a joke, a serious rallyinge crye: SAVE THE WOLVES

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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

It ys knaverye to thynke you kan gayne any honour or renoun by puttinge your name on a marvelous and excellente thinge that you did not yn any waye builde, create, or devyse. Yif Ich signe my name to a Van Gogh, Ich am not a payntere Ich am a vandal.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

me: (shouting out my front window) please no one murder me today my enemies: (huddled together) fuck!! he even asked nicely

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

one of my cats just watched me struggle mightily to put a cover on a throw pillow and when i was finally done she quietly packed up her things and left

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

when i do a bunch of silly/stream of thought posts in a row, i relate it pulling the cord on a lawnmower. might have to pull it a few times to get the motor going lol

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

(gazing wistfully towards the horizon) candy corn’ll be ripe soon

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

hey no thanks, recipe- i’m going to go ahead and do the steps my own way and i’m sure it will not affect the end product,

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Oddly enough, I do most of my talking when I'm by myself.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I should reach my ideal weight about 3 months after I'm dead.

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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Ed Sheeran is so English that every time he performs in a new city he immediately tries to colonize it for king & cuntry.

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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

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JohnnyMangu @johnnybarbu.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I'm reading this about the USA and know it's #fascism.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

the real reason why the sirens were always trying to make the ships crash on the rocks is because they owned a boat bodyshop right around the corner

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

one of the cooler aspects of being a doomsday prepper is being able to go down into your bunker and admire your baked beans collection at any time

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

news reporter on tv: they’re saying it’s the largest carmel corn heist in history wife: *looks directly at me*

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

[seeing the grocery store cashier that always laughs at my jokes laughing at someone else’s jokes] what the fuck is this shit

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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

We are all straungeres. We are all lost. But we nevir are alone. Helpe somebodye. Give somebodye a kynde worde. Take comfort yn goode wordes and music and art from the past or present. And be kynde to thyselfe too. Thou art doinge thy best.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 10/09/2026