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Tis Himself

@tishimself.bsky.social
1.6K followers 2K following 169 posts

He/Him. Dad, husband, protagonist

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Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Yo.
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Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Why is that thumb wearing a tie?
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
A TikTok notification that says "important update from TikTok" and underneath it a picture of Dickbutt a simplistic humanoid cartoon character with a dick coming out of his butt
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Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
No billionaire becomes that way without stepping on the backs of the working class. Does she treat them better than average? Absolutely. Does she treat them in accordance with her wealth? Absolutely not.
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Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
No thanks. If my choice is a man bending the knee before an oligarchy, or a literal billionaire... In a world full of Taylor Swifts and Snoop Doggs, be a Rhiannon Giddens or Billy Strings
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Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
For all my new followers... Y'all want a beer or something?
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Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Americans: Can we have a healthcare, please? Trump: Greenland! Americans: But, we kinda need healthca- Trump: PANAMA! Americans: But, we want to, you know, not die or- Government: Bans TikTok
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Stalled Traffic @stalledtraffic.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
There are two wolves inside me … No, wait. So weird. Autocorrect keeps changing “loaves” to “wolves.” Lol.
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Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Yeah... Yeah.
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Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
His son, @samreich.bsky.social , is also brilliant and hilarious.
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Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
It's all part of the grift. Raise millions for an inauguration, spend a fraction of those funds, pocket the rest.
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Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
That warm fuzzy feeling when I see a post like this about someone I've also blocked
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Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
All part of the grift
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Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I can't imagine. 😐
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Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
And yet, here we are. Again...have a better day.
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Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
. . . K
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Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
That's unnecessarily aggressive. But, feel free. You're allowed to curate your feed as you see fit. Hope your day gets better.
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Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
To be fair...you were spamming AI generated trash. Art untouched by a human is never a good idea
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Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
...so far.
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Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Die Hard, Rent and Gremlins are all Christmas movies. Fight me
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Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
"Marley was dead: to begin with." I wish all CEOs a very Dickensian evening
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Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
The reason so many billionaires want to go to space is that guillotines need gravity to function
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Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
You scumbag, You maggot, You cheap lousy MAGAT [in the spirit of the holidays]
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Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Does...does no one see it?
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Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Does...does no one see it?
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Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Comment section doesn't disappoint Also [Wait for it] Wooooooo!
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Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I'll tell you what South Carolina is going to do. Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Which is one of a dozen reasons we are moving to somewhere more sane.
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Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Another line? Sheesh.
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Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Gimme his socials. I'll drop that dime
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Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
South Carolina, drone captured on film
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Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Be the person @robertpicardo.bsky.social thinks you should be.
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Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Can confirm. This person followed me back.
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Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
This comment isn't getting enough love
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Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
In the worst ways. Change has to happen or this system can't continue
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Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
The Dems, as a party, keep tripping over their own dick. It's been said that the greatest enemy of Ireland, is the Irish. And this applies here, too. They can either step aside...or get swept aside
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Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I too, am an idiot. Having a great time, honestly
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Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
My toddler has spent the last 20 minutes explaining that her penguin hat is, in fact, a penguin hat. So, for anybody wondering how I'm doing....
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Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Is there some kind of list I could volunteer for? Because, honestly, <gestures vaguely at everything>
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Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Yes. Because cementing an avian symbol of America surely will solve all of <gestures vaguely> this
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Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
It's not much better down here in Charleston.
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Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I can't wait to see this state in my rear-view at this point. Between him and Fernandez, it's just abyssmal
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Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I mean...
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Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
I was already following, like, 2/3rd of the folk on here. Outstanding taste
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Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Same, my guy. Same
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Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Heard. My wife has an autoimmune disease and Ehler-Danlos Syndrome. Every doc dismisses both for the stupidest of reasons. You're not alone.
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Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
"Have you tried yoga?" "Well, if you lost weight..." [Both said to my wife, who has a genetic condition. Fuck all the way off, doc]
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Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
We are in the dumbest timeline
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Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Just had the best hang out with my favorite aunts. Glad my pal Luigi could make it
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Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Yes, please
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Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Explain to me, like I'm 5, how taking the high road has worked for the left for the last 30 years.
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