Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 18/01/2025For all my new followers... Y'all want a beer or something? 030
Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Americans: Can we have a healthcare, please? Trump: Greenland! Americans: But, we kinda need healthca- Trump: PANAMA! Americans: But, we want to, you know, not die or- Government: Bans TikTok 032
Reposted by Tis HimselfStalled Traffic @stalledtraffic.bsky.social · 18/01/2025There are two wolves inside me … No, wait. So weird. Autocorrect keeps changing “loaves” to “wolves.” Lol. 13813
Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 26/12/2024Die Hard, Rent and Gremlins are all Christmas movies. Fight me 030
Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 25/12/2024"Marley was dead: to begin with." I wish all CEOs a very Dickensian evening 030
Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 22/12/2024The reason so many billionaires want to go to space is that guillotines need gravity to function 030
Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 19/12/2024You scumbag, You maggot, You cheap lousy MAGAT [in the spirit of the holidays] 030
Reposted by Tis HimselfTis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Does...does no one see it? 084
Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Be the person @robertpicardo.bsky.social thinks you should be. 010
Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 17/12/2024My toddler has spent the last 20 minutes explaining that her penguin hat is, in fact, a penguin hat. So, for anybody wondering how I'm doing.... 030
Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Just had the best hang out with my favorite aunts. Glad my pal Luigi could make it 110
Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Folks, this is difficult for me to say. "Onomatopoeia" 030
Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 11/12/2024The OnlyFans bots that keep following me clearly don't know I have a type. 0134
Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 11/12/2024A jar of pickles will never survive contact with my kids 030
Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Man, it was so much fun hanging out with my buddy Luigi Mangione on December 4th. Specifically between 6am and 6pm 140
Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 09/12/2024For those unaware, NYPD has a tipline to try and ID The Adjuster. I called it. I offered a $25 dollar tip. 050
Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 02/12/2024The fact that BlueSky has voices like @markhamillofficial.bsky.social , @levarburton.bsky.social , @adamconover.net , @georgetakei.bsky.social , @lyndacarter.bsky.social , and @pattonoswalt.bsky.social is amazing. Folk I've adored, some for decades, that are all giving their voice to the fight. 050
Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Coming outta my cage and... ...guys, I don't know how to tell you this. It's not as fine as I'd hoped 130
Reposted by Tis HimselfMark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 01/12/2024"Like" this post just because. 50621244632848
Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 01/12/2024I saw the 4B movement referred to as "Batten down the snatches." So, I'll just be over here giggling like mad until the end of time 061
Reposted by Tis HimselfPatti Olivier 💙VOTE BLUE @patti3333.bsky.social · 28/11/2024🍁 THANKSGIVING DAY 🍁 Thank all of you with love and compassion in your soul To the rest of America this⬇️⬇️ 643676750
Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Just heard, "Brennan Lee Mulligan is the guy Josh Whedon THINKS he is." And honestly? Nailed it 031
Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 26/11/2024My life has peaked. [Hint, I'm Evan] #Letterkenny 150
Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 22/11/2024I guess this means I'm famous. [Narrator: Nope] @muellershewrote.bsky.social 060
Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 21/11/2024So, for all my new followers. I'm going to the store, anybody need anything? 040
Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Can't wait for the inevitable heel turn by Linda McMahon. 000
Reposted by Tis HimselfAlt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Flashback post. 265175502781
Reposted by Tis HimselfHave A Gay Day @haveagayday.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Update: Our billboards are live. Currently they have been approved in 33 locations in Ohio and 63 locations in Texas. We will update you all as more get approved. Thank you all for making this possible. Thank you to Rae Senarighi Fine Art as always for providing the art. 541654
Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 19/11/2024One of the best things to keep in mind...Trump's initial cabinet picks did not survive his presidency during his first term. There can only be so many inglorious bastards in one room. It fell apart before, and I've little hope it won't now. 010
Tis Himself @tishimself.bsky.social · 18/11/2024If you don't at least snort at this, I'm not sure our friendship is going to work out. 150
