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Tiny Ted Lasso

@tinytedlasso.bsky.social
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I’m a tiny Ted Lasso on a desk.

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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Can’t wait to bail them out
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Not missing anything. Christian Nationalism is still nationalist and not at all Christian
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
If there is 1 thing in this world that Americans absolutely 100% do not know, it is “shared sacrifice”. The MAGA Christian Nationalist party is Soviet-level bullshittery
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
DOGE, where y’at on this one?
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Bondi blowing cock like she trying for a 4th marriage
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Anyone who has run a business should understand this, but alas…
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Essentially the MAGA Christian Nationalist Party is engaged in child human trafficking
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Drug dealers carry that much cash
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Is @minakimes.bsky.social the only millennial girl who didn’t know Sean Gunn was Kurt on Gilmore Girls? @pablo.show @lebatardshow.bsky.social
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Thanks for letting them out for Passover a week after it took place
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Without all due respect, fuck every single piece of shit that voted for this giant piece of shit
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Liz wiping the floor with Eisen.
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Katie Britt would never. Fascism Barbie
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 15/04/2025
"Look on the bright side. You don’t need Europe anymore to define what is or isn’t a fascist death cult. You have your own style, your own spin on it. If that doesn’t brighten your day, I don’t know what will."
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It’s Only the Fourth Reich If It Comes from the Reich Region of Germany, Otherwise It’s Just Sparkling Fascism
Don’t be embarrassed, it’s a common mistake. You look around and think, Yep, this is it. Paramilitary deportations, apocalyptic foreign policy, and...
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Oh so they lied about only getting the criminals. Got it
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Jeff Sharlet @jeffsharlet.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
The student paper at the college at which I teach reports a "tsunami of takedown requests" from international students terrified of being targeted for innocuous, legitimate op-eds & opinions.. Many ask in person--leave no trace in writing. Reminds me of my father's account of studying in the USSR.
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Felipe De La Hoz @felipedlh.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
One thing I wish people understood about authoritarianism is life often looks more or less the same. Troops aren’t marching down the street every day; people go to restaurants, have their office jobs. But everyone knows that stepping out of line, even slightly, can derail your life with no recourse
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
What, the handicapped don’t have bootstraps?
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
LOL these douchebags are so fucking predictable
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Go fuck yourself
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
George Soros really playing the long game with this guy
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
@geigercapital1.bsky.social
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Something is fundamentally wrong with America when millions of dollars can’t buy you a Wisconsin Supreme Court seat, the respect of your children, the silence of your baby mammas, or a functional penis implant.
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Need Saban to cut ties with his segment with him
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Rick Wilson @therickwilson.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
What the actual fuck:
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
In 1862, a Union soldier found cigars wrapped in a piece of paper in a field of clover. The paper was a copy of Confederate Gen. Lee's invasion orders. The Southern sloppiness helped the Union stop Lee at Antietam. It's unknown who lost the orders in the field, or if he was related to Pete Hegseth.
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Comer is an absolute moron
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Clearly the skunk lady was using her personal phone
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
All of Alabama would suffer and all of Alabama would deserve it
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Someone shoot him
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
⚡️ MINNESOTA UPDATE: The Republican who introduced a resolution to classify “Trump Derangement Syndrome” as a mental illness, who was arrested on charges of soliciting a minor less than 1 day after doing it, has now already resigned. t.co/kYHez8qua6
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
That’s called not having a plan
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
media.tenor.com
a man with a beard is smiling and the word yes is on his face
ALT: a man with a beard is smiling and the word yes is on his face
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
The state of Alabama will roll them right out into the streets… or off a Cliff
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Bold strategy, Cotton
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
On the 5th anniversary of CoVId shutting down the NBA?
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
No telling how much money Tommy Tuberville scored with this info
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Who TF is going to have any plan to expand CapEx in this environment… Fuck anyone supporting this manufactured spin cycle
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
They want riots and violence so they can respond with violence in kind Ben Shapiro is a Judenrat
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Breaking: Trump announces that Sylvester Stallone is remaking Rocky 4 but this time Drago wins and the movie will premier at The Kennedy Center with Vladimir Putin in attendance. Stallone and Lundgren set to star.
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Fuck every Republican
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Sounds like DEI
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Michael Edison Hayden @michaelehayden.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
The gloves are off in MAGA land today, baby
Laura Loomer says the White House ran cover for pedophiles
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Performance bullshit with no actual plan to do anything constructive to assist anything with Israel/Gaza
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Russian asset and his terrible wife
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Alabama Political Reporter @alreporter.com · 25/02/2025
An extremism researcher says the men’s arrest at the site of critical infrastructure is deeply concerning.
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Alabama white supremacists charged with trespass, burglary at nuclear power plant site
An extremism researcher says the men's arrest at the site of critical infrastructure is deeply concerning.
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Nancy Levine Stearns @nancylevinestearns.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
💥 BREAKING: At Apple's 2025 annual meeting of shareholders today, proposal entitled “Request to Cease DEI Efforts" is rejected by shareholders. Right-wing nonprofit National Center for Public Policy Research (NCPPR) proposal was also rejected by Costco shareholders 98-2 percent.
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Trump is such a useful idiot for him
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
That’s called a fall guy for money laundering
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
The deep state encrypted everything? Is that what we are cracking?
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