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Tiny Ted Lasso

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I’m a tiny Ted Lasso on a desk.

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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Thin skinned is also being called out for stealing the jokes and posts of others and then banning them for catching you
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Can’t wait to bail them out
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Stop acting like bitches and punch someone
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Not missing anything. Christian Nationalism is still nationalist and not at all Christian
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
There is a thread somewhere on here going through all of the links to Amazon where that crap all came from
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Geez get her some knee pads and a bib
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
She left your paper because of your anti-journalism bullshit. Fuck all the way off
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Outside of WW2 rationing, what else would you consider to be a “shared sacrifice” by Americans?
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
If there is 1 thing in this world that Americans absolutely 100% do not know, it is “shared sacrifice”. The MAGA Christian Nationalist party is Soviet-level bullshittery
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Oh fucking well
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Miller is Jewish and was raised by liberal Jews. He’s just a piece of shit who hates that he is Jewish
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
What’s the overall % change during that time?
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
It’s always the ones without a chin
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
DOGE, where y’at on this one?
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Bondi blowing cock like she trying for a 4th marriage
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Anyone who has run a business should understand this, but alas…
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Essentially the MAGA Christian Nationalist Party is engaged in child human trafficking
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Should have been months ago when everyone said it would happen
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
lol “when auto making is re-shored” Meaning they don’t plan on bringing shit back or your job
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Drug dealers carry that much cash
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Very clear he has created an economic slowdown solely to pressure the Fed to lower interest rates ahead of his massive debt payments for businesses coming due
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Is @minakimes.bsky.social the only millennial girl who didn’t know Sean Gunn was Kurt on Gilmore Girls? @pablo.show @lebatardshow.bsky.social
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Thanks for letting them out for Passover a week after it took place
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Without all due respect, fuck every single piece of shit that voted for this giant piece of shit
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Liz wiping the floor with Eisen.
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Is a cascade more than a plethora?
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Katie Britt would never. Fascism Barbie
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 15/04/2025
"Look on the bright side. You don’t need Europe anymore to define what is or isn’t a fascist death cult. You have your own style, your own spin on it. If that doesn’t brighten your day, I don’t know what will."
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It’s Only the Fourth Reich If It Comes from the Reich Region of Germany, Otherwise It’s Just Sparkling Fascism
Don’t be embarrassed, it’s a common mistake. You look around and think, Yep, this is it. Paramilitary deportations, apocalyptic foreign policy, and...
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Yes we are all too stupid to watch the treasury and bond markets
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Oh so they lied about only getting the criminals. Got it
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Jeff Sharlet @jeffsharlet.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
The student paper at the college at which I teach reports a "tsunami of takedown requests" from international students terrified of being targeted for innocuous, legitimate op-eds & opinions.. Many ask in person--leave no trace in writing. Reminds me of my father's account of studying in the USSR.
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Felipe De La Hoz @felipedlh.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
One thing I wish people understood about authoritarianism is life often looks more or less the same. Troops aren’t marching down the street every day; people go to restaurants, have their office jobs. But everyone knows that stepping out of line, even slightly, can derail your life with no recourse
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
MAGA hates Jews; loves Israel for the return of Christ. No other reason.
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Honestly, can you please not act like you are so naive? The majority of states are GOP controlled at every position. They are absolutely all complicit in anything MAGA. Southern MAGA red states won’t ever as the funding would have to come from federal level or not at all
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
LOL. Certainly not red states as any program they ran would have to come from some sort of federal funding
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
What, the handicapped don’t have bootstraps?
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
So they are just fucking morons with large bank accounts from generational money?
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
LOL these douchebags are so fucking predictable
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Surprised you haven’t blamed Pelosi yet
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
GOP fucks
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
He actually was snatched by accident because they made notes that we wasn’t supposed to be taken beforehand
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
So they are cowards. We already knew that
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Have the damn conviction to make important statements and stick with them.
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
So exactly what the fuck are you doing about it?
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
USA excellence because Europe was rubble
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Go fuck yourself
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Meh. They can FO
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Zero Hedge loves bitching about this stuff while continuing to support all the people doing it and their policies
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Tiny Ted Lasso @tinytedlasso.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Those little whiny bitches will get bailed out after voting for this shit to happen
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