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If I ever reply to you and say "The problem is ..." then I apologise in advance. I hate that phrase. There never is "a" problem. The real world is really complex. If you use the phrase "common sense" instead of reasoned argument you may not get a reply.

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 20h
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO TODAY'S POST, IN WHICH I EXPLAIN THAT DEAR LEADER ISN'T JUST A RACIST LUNATIC, HE'S ALSO A LUNATIC RACIST. link is here, just click the damned thing and read and subscribe, mmkay: bit.ly/4zysKEk
THAT’S NOT THE WAY ANY OF THIS WORKS — but there’s Preznit Fuckwit, standing in front of the worthless scribblers of the corporate-controlled press, insisting that something that didn’t happen, actually did happen, because he said it happened — and they all just stand there, nodding their heads.

What the hell?

Donny hasn’t just depleted our National Strategic Reserve of Racism — he’s depleted our National Strategic Reserve of Bugfuck Nuts.

This is probably a good place to note that my What The Fuck Is Wrong With You Challenge™ is now in its 2,387th day.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 21h
Donny's fixation on Somalis in Minnesota is just a distraction to keep his brain-dead cultists from noticing his own failed presidency. Oh, and he's a fucking racist, too. Thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I bring the receipts. Link is here: bit.ly/4zysKEk
Preznit Fuckwit sure has a bug up his ass about Somalia, doesn’t he? Bro, show us on the doll where the Somalis hurt you.

Donny can’t, because they haven’t.

Somalia is just a convenient scapegoat to distract from Dear Leader’s own clownfucktacular failures as president. He hasn’t lowered prices. He hasn’t fixed the economy. He hasn’t ended his unwinnable don’t-you-dare-call-it-a-war on Iran.

Donny has just two accomplishments: he’s enriched himself and his cronies, and he’s kept the worst parts of the Dead Pedo Bestie Files hidden from the public. Unfortunately for Donny, he can’t run on that record. So it’s distract, distract, distract.

But listen to the racist tropes he uses. They don’t wear pants. Oh, please do fuck straight off with that nonsense. Even Google’s janky, six-fingered plagiarism robot knows that’s bullshit.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 23h
here's today's post: "Racist imbecile depletes National Strategic Reserve of Racism" — Show us on the doll where Somalia hurt you, Donny. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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Racist imbecile depletes National Strategic Reserve of Racism
Show us on the doll where Somalia hurt you, Donny
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Pam Keith @pamkeithdc.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Dear Zionists: Please see the below
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Bronwyn Clark @bronwynhill1.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Also, the very people who have major conniptions at the mere thought of sharia law advocating it to score a political point at the expense of women, Muslims and common decency…
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Victoria Fielding @drvicfielding.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
In relation to David Shoebridge’s frankly bizarre call for Australia to stop providing military aid to Ukraine, I’ve written about how simplistic grievance politics is a threat to democracy. independentaustralia.net/politics/pol...
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Simplistic grievance politics is a threat to democracy
Grievance politics on both sides of the political divide reduces complex challenges to simplistic slogans, fuelling division and undermining effective government and democracy.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
here's Monday's post: "The livestreamed executions will continue until morale improves" didn’t anyone think this through? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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The livestreamed executions will continue until morale improves
Didn’t anyone think this through?
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
the livestreamed execution of Nidal Hasan is going to blow back in ways that these fucksticks are too stupid to comprehend. lucky us. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I try to explain to these morons exactly why they're morons. wish me luck. link is here: bit.ly/47UPzWJ
That’s Marky’s answer to a disgusting violation of human rights — ‘just pretend it’s not happening.’

Oh yeah, that’ll work. Just look away, and try not to think about how this savagery is being perpetrated in our names. Awesome idea, Marky. Thanks for your contribution to the national discourse. You’ve really done us all a solid.

Margaret Brennan has it exactly right in that clip. Donny and Petey are going to turn some asshole who murdered a bunch of soldiers into a martyr. They’re going to turn him into a cause.

And then what? Did not one of these nitwits think about what could happen next? Did they not game that shit out? Of course they didn’t. These are the morons who quite famously act first and think never. It’s as if you took two eight-year-old boys, pumped them full of sugar, and set them loose making policy.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
here's today's post: "Dear Leader mocks his cultists to their faces. The cultists giggle and clap in response. What the fuck?" Who acts like this? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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Dear Leader mocks his cultists to their faces. The cultists giggle and clap in response. What the fuck?
Who acts like this?
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
yesterday, Donny mocked his cultists to their faces, for believing the stupid shit he tells them. the cultists responded by laughing and clapping ever harder. spoiler alert: it's a cult. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I do some mocking of my own. link is here: bit.ly/3Un3xO2
“I could say the stupidest things, and you’d clap and say ‘I love you so much.’”

He’s not wrong. I mean, it’s not even a hypothetical. Donny does feed his cultists on a steady diet of the stupidest shit imaginable. He tells them that magnets stop working if they get wet. They clap. He tells them exercise is bad for you. They clap again. He tells them windmills give you noise cancer. They smack their goddamned hands together like meth-tweaked seals.

He’ll even spew hallucinatory nonsense about how there’s one ginormous faucet in Canada that controls all of California’s water — and in response, these credulous shit-kadoodles are all ‘please sir, may I have some more?’
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
it's Saturday, and it's time for "This week in stupid: October 10 edition" — Jesse swoons, Donny croons, and so much more... thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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This week in stupid: October 10 edition
Jesse swoons, Donny croons, and so much more...
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Super-Hot Jesus makes MAGA horny, deep-voice men make Jesse Watters horny, and livestreamed executions make Donny horny. it's all in 'This Week in Stupid," my every-Saturday wrap-up of the dumbest fucking shit that happened. thank you for your attention to this matter. link is here: bit.ly/4duSHMp
Stupid got off to a lightning-quick start this week, with the heartwarming tale of some homie who actually died and went to heaven for eighteen whole days — and then apparently un-died, so he could come back and go on Fox and talk about how he got to hang with the actual Jesus H. Christ. Just listen to him gush about how super-hot the J-Man is.
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Simon Rosenberg @simonrosenberg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Albanese, Marles & Wong need to explain to Australians how they are making the nation safer by outsourcing our defence strategy to: - a former Fox weekend talk show host, and - a psychopathic billionaire who are both racist, misogynist, abusive, #FarRight zealots who enjoy killing people. #auspol
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
here's today's post: "What kind of shithole country livestreams executions? Our kind." — Cruelty, as always, is the point. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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What kind of shithole country livestreams executions? Our kind.
Cruelty, as always, is the point
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Pete Kegstand practically wet himself with joy over the prospect of livestreaming a public execution by firing squad. what the fuck is wrong with this broken-inside ghoul? Thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I attempt to figure it out. link is here: bit.ly/4AZ9Zvb
Did you notice how completely fucking excited Piss-Drunk Pete was, in that clip? He was absolutely giddy with glee as he burbled away at a mile a minute about how the military was going to publicly kill the shit out of someone. That’s insane. Nobody should be that happy about meting out death — and nobody who’s that over-the-moon about killing should be put in charge of the lives of others.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
yesterday, our disgusting Abuser-in-Chief bragged that he could have done "very bad things" to Hillary Clinton, because "I can do whatever I want, if I want." ew. shut the fuck up, Piggy. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which my head explodes. link is here: bit.ly/3UaPA5P
Well, okay, then. That’s certainly good to know. Thanks for sharing, Donny.

Tell me, what are we supposed to do with this information? File it away for future reference? Fear this idiot more? He’s already the world’s most tiresome asshole.

Who talks like this? It’s so unpresidential. Our Predator-in-Chief is unfit for office, and growing worse by the day.

‘I can do whatever I want, if I want.’

Why does everything that seeps out of Preznit Fuckwit’s rancid anus-mouth sound like something that he or his dead pedo bestie Jeffrey Epstein would have said to one of the Motel-a-Lago ‘spa girls’?
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Ron Sexsmith @ronsexsmith.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Here's me backstage and waiting to rehearse at the National Arts Centre in Ottawa for the big Kd Lang celebration Such a beautifully heartfelt occasion of which I was profoundly honoured to take part RS
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gold Star families visited the White House yesterday, and instead of offering words of comfort for their lost loved ones, Preznit Fuckwit bragged like an excited child about his new heliport. he's that broken inside. thank you for your attention to today's post. link is here: bit.ly/4rXTb3O
This is not normal behavior. This is some sick psychopathic shit. It staggers the mind that the chief executive of our country not only can’t be bothered to pretend to care — he genuinely has no clue why he should care.

Seriously, if Donny can’t eat it, or fuck it, or make money off of it, he has no use for it — and there’s nothing in the world that’s going to make him care about it.

What an asshole.
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Mitchy Mitch @strykie187.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Herr trump::: I'll suck that dick for some votes, just ask Bill Clinton, he'll tell ya the truth
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tinypolski.bsky.social @tinypolski.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No for many reasons but two in particular. The consequences of each of these acts affect many people, usually badly, and usually at a societal $ cost. That's everyone's concern. Allowing egregious acts like this to "fly under the radar" diminishes their deterrent potential. See previous comment.
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tinypolski.bsky.social @tinypolski.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is not exclusive to any demographic, neither by age nor by gender. It's not exclusive to this instance. The problem is widespread. The only pre-emptive measure needed is for us to each strive to have enough respect for others to not violate them. That really shouldn't be asking too much.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
here's today's post: "Breaking: World’s biggest asshole has world’s most ginormous ass" — what’s Donny packing back there? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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Breaking: World’s biggest asshole has world’s most ginormous ass
What’s Donny packing back there?
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
our fucked-up president invites Iran to 'take out' Los Angeles and San Diego, and our shithole press can't be bothered to say one word about it. what in the actual fuck? thank you for your attention to today's post, in which my head once again explodes. link is here: bit.ly/3VuDJA0
Hello, and welcome to another exciting episode of Donny Says Stupid Shit, the show where our Very Special President gets away with blurting out the kind of crazypants dumbfuckery that would immediately end the political career of any mere mortal who said the same thing.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
here's Tuesday's post: "No biggie, it’s just our shithole president, inviting Iran to ‘take out’ Los Angeles and San Diego" — What the fuck is wrong with this guy? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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No biggie, it’s just our shithole president, inviting Iran to ‘take out’ Los Angeles and San Diego
What the fuck is wrong with this guy?
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
here's Monday's post: "What the fuck is this?" — How did we Nazi this coming? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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What the fuck is this?
How did we Nazi this coming?
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Greg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“There is the uncomfortable reality that neither has any experience running data centres or a background in technology.” Don’t you just love capitalism. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-10...
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Data centre operator Firmus about to float as its owner tries to shed jailbird image
He went to prison for insider trading but Oliver Curtis is about to be the source of one of Australia's largest share market floats.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dear Leader's latest pathetic attempt to buy votes is to gift every old person 'nearly' a hundred dollars. fuck you, you cheap bastard. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I mock all this bullshit. link is here: bit.ly/4z6ucxe
Donny wants a cookie for doling out a tiny pittance to you, while at the same time grifting billions off his gullible worshipers. Fuck you, Donny — you don’t get a cookie.

Remember — Donny isn’t doing this out of the goodness of his heart. This isn’t the work of a great humanitarian. This is the desperate act of a losing loser who knows he’s going to fucking lose.
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Mitchy Mitch @strykie187.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Dr. Mar @boldnewme.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Very well said.👏🏻
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tinypolski.bsky.social @tinypolski.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
of the perpetrator to not have to share in the aftermath of their decision. If someone is having difficulty dealing with the consequences of their choice? That's why we have professional counsellors.
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tinypolski.bsky.social @tinypolski.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
understand the life-long impacts that sexual assault imparts that very, very often have no remedy. Any decent person therefore wants to ensure that there is the greatest possible deterrence to people when making that particular choice. Diminishing that deterrence in any way only serves the desire
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tinypolski.bsky.social @tinypolski.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You're entitled both to hold that view, and to express it to others. However, in this case: No, no, no, no, no and no. We all have to live with the consequences of our choices, and where our choices cause harm to others, so do they. I can only surmise that you haven't had the opportunity to
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Donny held another batshit rally last night, and he's too fucking narcissistic to understand just how badly he's screwing up the GOP's midterm chances. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I throw my head back in laughter. link is here: bit.ly/4hreRl7
The bottom line is that who gives a shit what memes I use to mock the fuckery. All that matters is that Donny is super toxic right now. He’s massively unpopular — even among the GOP — and every time he shows up at one of these shittacular rallies, he just digs himself and his party deeper.

We’re at the point where Republicans up for reelection don’t want this guy coming around and fucking up their chances. It’s pretty much only the perennial losers and bottom-feeders like Ramaswamy who are still sucking up to Dear Leader.

Shoot that shit straight into my veins.

Get out and vote on November 3rd. It’ll ruin Donny’s day. I promise.
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Professor Euan Ritchie FAMS @euanritchie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Still not convinced that a majority of attempts at offsets are meaningfully mitigating the harms some claim they do, in fact in many cases it appears they are very much helping to fuel the harms, on account of laws of physics, chemistry, and ecological realities on a finite planet.
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tinypolski.bsky.social @tinypolski.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I take 8080. It fixed my double vision.
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Professor Euan Ritchie FAMS @euanritchie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The @albomp.bsky.social government has aided this horrific genocide by supplying parts for the IDF's F-35 fighter jets, and by being politically cowardly. Shame on you, @albomp.bsky.social @senatorwong.bsky.social & Richard Marles.
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Professor Euan Ritchie FAMS @euanritchie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I hope Australian politicians who have aided this through their actions/inaction appear in The Hague, pronto.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fox News complains about fat sex workers, MAGA claims Nixon got framed by the deep state, and Dear Leader spews a lot of stupid shit. thank you for your attention to 'this week in stupid,' my every-Saturday wrap-up of the dumbest fucking idiocy that happened. link is here: bit.ly/4hZzS6C
Folks, it’s a well-known fact that New York City has become an unlivable hell-hole ever since that Islamomarxistfascistcommunoterrorist, Zohran Mamdani, took over as Mayor. But let me tell you — you have no idea just how fucking deep the rot goes.

Let’s listen in as the giggling idiots on Fox’s The Five make their case.

Greg Gutfeld: ‘It’s something that a lot of people aren’t talking about in terms of quality of life issues, and I don’t know if you have photos of what’s going on in that area, but, uh, how overweight the hookers have become. Have you noticed that?’

Jesse Watters: ‘I have.’

Gutfeld: ‘It’s insane.’

I have to confess, I didn’t notice. It’s not really my thing, so I’ll have to defer to the obviously extensive expertise of horndogs like Gutfield and Watters.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
here's today's post: "Preznit Fuckwit: still a moron, still insane, still a loser. Let us count the ways." Another batshit rally goes straight off the rails. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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Preznit Fuckwit: still a moron, still insane, still a loser. Let us count the ways.
Another batshit rally goes straight off the rails.
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tinypolski.bsky.social @tinypolski.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is this irony? I guess he won’t be sad to see them unsubscribe then. I’ve seen your keen criticism of the public outcry over the Cornell scandal. Perhaps you’d like to explain what your thinking is behind this stance you seem to think you need to make publicly?
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jasonr86.bsky.social @jasonr86.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When you are a public figure, you invite this level of scrutiny. A perpetrator of violence also has limits on their job prospects. One can’t work with children convicted of sex offense, for instance. His audience has every right to have an opinion on his past and decide how they regard him.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it's Saturday, and it's time for: "This week in stupid: October 3 edition" — Donny’s in a ghost town, Gutfeld is the most clown, and so much more... thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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This week in stupid: October 3 edition
, Donny spells it, and so much more...
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Pam Keith @pamkeithdc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hope you have noticed that billionaires do NOT mind spending money, particularly on buying politicians. They get their panties up in a bunch when their money goes to the poor and needy. Do you know why? Because they WANT people to be in desperarion. Desperate people tolerate abuse and
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“unilaterally change the world without having to constantly convince people… tech is an incredible alternative to politics…” JD Vance & Trump-backing billionaire Peter Thiel making it clear tech oligarchs hate democracy👇🏽 When they tell you what they’re doing, believe them
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
here's today's post: "Are you smarter than the White House’s new AI chatbot? Let’s find out." — Also: Jack Smith is definitely smarter than every Republican. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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Are you smarter than the White House’s new AI chatbot? Let’s find out.
Also: Jack Smith is definitely smarter than every Republican
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
at a Hispanic Heritage celebration yesterday, Preznit Fuckwit didn't just do a racism. he made up a brand new racism, on the spot — one that didn't even make sense. and that, my friends, is quite the talent. thank you for your attention to today's post. link is here: bit.ly/4hjAHqE
Donny is like stupid and racist had a baby, and then repeatedly dropped it on its head.

This abject imbecile should not be president. It’s a waste of his singular ability to be incoherent as fuck. He should be the host of a game show called Donny Says Shit.

I’m talking about a show where Donny blurts out whatever dumbfuckery pops into his head, and contestants compete to come up with the most logical explanation
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
here's Thursday's post: "Let’s all look on in horror as a racist game show host does a racism" also: Ken Paxton does a sad, and Piss-Drunk Pete does a transphobia. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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Let’s all look on in horror as a racist game show host does a racism
also: Ken Paxton does a sad, and Piss-Drunk Pete does a transphobia.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Republicans are genuinely mystified as to why they've lost the support of Hispanic voters. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I try to explain to these idiots, using very small words that even MAGA can understand. link is here: bit.ly/4hjAHqE
It’s a no-brainer. You can’t have state-sponsored thugs rounding up every brown person they see and disappearing them into slave-labor gulags, and expect those same people to give you a thumbs-up and go, ‘more like this, bro.’

And not one of these act-first-and-think-never morons saw it coming.

Unbelievable.

Not even the original Nazis were this clueless. There’s no record of Hitler going, ‘what’s up with the Jews, why don’t they like us any more?’
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tinypolski.bsky.social @tinypolski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fantastic work. Intentional or not they have such an appealing artistic style to them.
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Professor Euan Ritchie FAMS @euanritchie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Far too few are saying this out loud, grateful to those that do! Our governments & political 'leaders' are actively choosing to condemn us, to put obscene profits for big business before the safety of all Australians, people & all life we share Earth with. in-between-days.ghost.io/the-greens-c...
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The Greens change leaders amid catastrophic system failure
Shoebridge over troubled Waters? A huge earthquake in environmental politics happened in Australia today. And no, I don't mean the change in Greens leadership. Important as this event is - and I wi...
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