Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I always find these thing incredibly hard because I’ll change it in 10 min. But I think this isn’t far off. Big albums for me that got me into a style/was the jumping off point for other stuff. Some of these artists definitely made better records earlier/later, but these were pivotal to me 000
Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 02/10/2026In the previous 2 Avengers films half of all life was erased. But OK, some characters die. 000
Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Him being a hired gun like Josh Klinghoffer and Boom Gaspar makes sense. They've gone through enough drummers at this point, they know how this goes. But by all accounts, insiders are saying he's got the gig and it will be him Sunday too. 000
Reposted by Tim SimmonsMike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 30/01/2025just had two beers- time to type "Bruce Hornsby" into YouTube 10935
Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 09/09/2026They chose the wrong Aphex Twin song for this video given the content. But also, these losers aren't worthy of using Aphex Twin. 010
Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Great to see him joining fellow Disney Legends, The guy who Drew the Penises on The Little Mermaids castle, the first person horny for the Robin Hood fox and Don Knotts. 020
Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 13/08/2026static.klipy.comComedybangbang: 555-Come-On-NowALT: Comedybangbang: 555-Come-On-Now 000
Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 10/08/2026static.klipy.comCarl from The Simpsons Does a Chef's KissALT: Carl from The Simpsons Does a Chef's Kiss 020
Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 09/08/2026So, out of habit were all clicking on the bookmark a few times a day despite it being down, right? 010
Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Glad she’ll be on this because she’ll never be on Threedom. 090
Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Cinematic universe featuring this dude and the singing Tarzan Listerine when? 010
Reposted by Tim Simmonslastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Total woke cultural victory. We're bringing pronouns back. It is now illegal to be a white male. We're doing May Day parades just for HR ladies. 10872421015
Reposted by Tim SimmonsDisney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 10/07/2026This man runs our European Pedantry Division. His name is Nils Degråsse-Tøyssen. 326833
Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Boards of Canada - Inferno. Nothing else is close. 020
Reposted by Tim SimmonsSean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 23/06/2026The crazy thing is that for most of my life I would go ten, fifteen, sometimes even thirty minutes at a time without thinking about the Reflecting Pool. 1467464908
Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 20/06/2026I gotta figure out a way to make money on this. I really want to! 000
Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Wild that people are out there saying she’s washed. She’s getting the best reviews of her career so far. I’ll be here enjoying my Olivia Rodrigo /Boards of Canada summer. 150
Reposted by Tim SimmonsDel-Raiser Cenobite @shrecknet.com · 08/06/2026suddenly remembered this amazing screencap by @pftompkins.bsky.social 12581139
Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Memory Death. Or Deep Time. Or Father and Son. Or Arena Americanada. Or 000
Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 02/06/2026This is funny because the headline makes it seem like Tribeca Film Fest was their follow-up. 000
Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 23/04/2026We’re just eating popcorn out of toys now. This is silly 000
Reposted by Tim SimmonsMike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 13/04/2026so much funnier to believe someone who literally sells their own bible is like "Nooooo Dr Robby!!!!" 2374
Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 24/03/2026The culture needs more songs like this youtu.be/3IiBYJCd-Rw?...youtu.beThe Bloodhound Gang (1983) Opening Credits v.2YouTube video by Life in Analog 000
Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Like the deal to close in the coming weeks? Or things will close-close in the coming weeks? 100
Reposted by Tim SimmonsMatt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 28/02/2026every statement from schumer is like the villager in zelda who’s 300 feet away from an evil towering castle going “ganon? never heard of him. boy I wish someone would round up 10 chickens to put back in my coop” 22617126
Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Even one of the big MCU leak accounts ran with this yesterday. Coy Boys and Soy Boys being exposed. 041
Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Spotify Wrapped is the worst day on the internet every year. 010
Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Spoken like a guy who turns lights on at some point during the day 010
Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 31/10/2025I have to go with F.E.E.L.I.N.G.C.A.L.L.E.D.L.O.V.E. with the obvious one aside. 020
Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Shit like this is so wild because it’s also “and I’m totally ignoring the nazi tat that he’s known about for a few years and did nothing about because we all make mistakes and don’t even do the bare minimum to atone for them”. 010
Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 19/10/2025It feels like everyday when I read political posts, theres like some new guy I need to be aware of/keep my eye on, or some dude I've forgotten about, being a fresh dickhole. Theres just so many guys now. Its tiring. Too many guys. We need less guys. 000