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Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I always find these thing incredibly hard because I’ll change it in 10 min. But I think this isn’t far off. Big albums for me that got me into a style/was the jumping off point for other stuff. Some of these artists definitely made better records earlier/later, but these were pivotal to me
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Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In the previous 2 Avengers films half of all life was erased. But OK, some characters die.
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Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So we're just doing (Deluxe Edition) movies now?
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Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Now Roger Waters is scoring off Ed Sheeran (demonstrated by the Simpsons meme of Martin making a joke at Bart’s expense)
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
just had two beers- time to type "Bruce Hornsby" into YouTube
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Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
They chose the wrong Aphex Twin song for this video given the content. But also, these losers aren't worthy of using Aphex Twin.
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Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Comedybangbang: 555-Come-On-Now
ALT: Comedybangbang: 555-Come-On-Now
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Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Carl from The Simpsons Does a Chef's Kiss
ALT: Carl from The Simpsons Does a Chef's Kiss
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Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
So, out of habit were all clicking on the bookmark a few times a day despite it being down, right?
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Total woke cultural victory. We're bringing pronouns back. It is now illegal to be a white male. We're doing May Day parades just for HR ladies.
Nolan's Odyssey getting good reviews from critics and audiences per Rotten Tomatoes.
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
This man runs our European Pedantry Division. His name is Nils Degråsse-Tøyssen.
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The crazy thing is that for most of my life I would go ten, fifteen, sometimes even thirty minutes at a time without thinking about the Reflecting Pool.
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Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I gotta figure out a way to make money on this. I really want to!
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Del-Raiser Cenobite @shrecknet.com · 08/06/2026
suddenly remembered this amazing screencap by @pftompkins.bsky.social
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Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
This is funny because the headline makes it seem like Tribeca Film Fest was their follow-up.
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Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
We’re just eating popcorn out of toys now. This is silly
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
so much funnier to believe someone who literally sells their own bible is like "Nooooo Dr Robby!!!!"
Jesus on cross
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Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
The culture needs more songs like this youtu.be/3IiBYJCd-Rw?...
youtu.be
The Bloodhound Gang (1983) Opening Credits v.2
YouTube video by Life in Analog
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Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
every statement from schumer is like the villager in zelda who’s 300 feet away from an evil towering castle going “ganon? never heard of him. boy I wish someone would round up 10 chickens to put back in my coop”
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Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
And disrupt how swell everything else is going?
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Doo dah Doo dah
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Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Wait what
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Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Spotify Wrapped is the worst day on the internet every year.
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Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Everything just sounds like a 30 Rock bit now.
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Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I feel like this is just what living in 2025 is.
Theres a tweet or whatever this place does of the Alien from Alien joining a game called fortnight and then there’s another tweet or whatever of someone saying Snap food benefits are going away because the current government admin is shit as fuck and will cause people to starve (it will). Anyway. Both dystopian in their own way. 2025!
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Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Shit like this is so wild because it’s also “and I’m totally ignoring the nazi tat that he’s known about for a few years and did nothing about because we all make mistakes and don’t even do the bare minimum to atone for them”.
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Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
It feels like everyday when I read political posts, theres like some new guy I need to be aware of/keep my eye on, or some dude I've forgotten about, being a fresh dickhole. Theres just so many guys now. Its tiring. Too many guys. We need less guys.
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Stereogum @stereogum.com · 30/09/2025
☔️🐕 4️⃣0️⃣
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Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Be Mine. Or Country Feedback
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Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
I really miss The Soup dunking on the dopiness of this dude week in and week out.
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Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Perfect Shirt. No Notes
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Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
I'm cheating here, but having just gotten a drivers license and a job in 1994, and this is what was on the Musicland wall when I was 16? Come on you know.
Basically 30% of the greatest albums from the 1990s
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Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Burial - Untrue Carly Rae Jepsen - E-Mo-Tion (+ b-sides/bonus/unreleased) Wilco - YHF Radiohead - Kid A Daft Punk - Discovery LCD Soundsystem - This is Happening Sleater Kinney - The Woods Kanye - MBDTF The National - Alligator Hold Steady - Separation Sunday * half of these can change on any day
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Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Blonde Redhead opening for Shellac who co-headlined with Fugazi.
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Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Someone needs to conduct a psychological study on drivers who decide to casually rest their right arm behind the headrest of the passenger side while driving.
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Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
In 2025 we need more Jazz beefs
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Honestly the only thing anyone needs to know at any age is that anyone who says they have the “answers” to anything I life is 100% full of shit
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Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Just to get school supplies her mom had to drink puke on a local morning radio show.
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Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
JFC. All Heat. No Skips.
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Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Steve Hoffman Forums in shambles after this post
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Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Red carpet wise, Bjork walked so basically any of these people could run. She was dragged and deserves an apology.
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Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
media.tenor.com
a woman in a striped suit is looking up at the sun
ALT: a woman in a striped suit is looking up at the sun
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I am now being educated on Matisyahu, something I’d always feared would happen
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Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Ok. Let’s go.
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