Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I always find these thing incredibly hard because I’ll change it in 10 min. But I think this isn’t far off. Big albums for me that got me into a style/was the jumping off point for other stuff. Some of these artists definitely made better records earlier/later, but these were pivotal to me 000
Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 02/10/2026In the previous 2 Avengers films half of all life was erased. But OK, some characters die. 000
Reposted by Tim SimmonsMike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 30/01/2025just had two beers- time to type "Bruce Hornsby" into YouTube 10935
Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 09/09/2026They chose the wrong Aphex Twin song for this video given the content. But also, these losers aren't worthy of using Aphex Twin. 010
Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 13/08/2026static.klipy.comComedybangbang: 555-Come-On-NowALT: Comedybangbang: 555-Come-On-Now 000
Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 10/08/2026static.klipy.comCarl from The Simpsons Does a Chef's KissALT: Carl from The Simpsons Does a Chef's Kiss 020
Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 09/08/2026So, out of habit were all clicking on the bookmark a few times a day despite it being down, right? 010
Reposted by Tim Simmonslastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Total woke cultural victory. We're bringing pronouns back. It is now illegal to be a white male. We're doing May Day parades just for HR ladies. 10872421015
Reposted by Tim SimmonsDisney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 10/07/2026This man runs our European Pedantry Division. His name is Nils Degråsse-Tøyssen. 326833
Reposted by Tim SimmonsSean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 23/06/2026The crazy thing is that for most of my life I would go ten, fifteen, sometimes even thirty minutes at a time without thinking about the Reflecting Pool. 1467464908
Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 20/06/2026I gotta figure out a way to make money on this. I really want to! 000
Reposted by Tim SimmonsDel-Raiser Cenobite @shrecknet.com · 08/06/2026suddenly remembered this amazing screencap by @pftompkins.bsky.social 12581139
Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 02/06/2026This is funny because the headline makes it seem like Tribeca Film Fest was their follow-up. 000
Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 23/04/2026We’re just eating popcorn out of toys now. This is silly 000
Reposted by Tim SimmonsMike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 13/04/2026so much funnier to believe someone who literally sells their own bible is like "Nooooo Dr Robby!!!!" 2374
Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 24/03/2026The culture needs more songs like this youtu.be/3IiBYJCd-Rw?...youtu.beThe Bloodhound Gang (1983) Opening Credits v.2YouTube video by Life in Analog 000
Reposted by Tim SimmonsMatt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 28/02/2026every statement from schumer is like the villager in zelda who’s 300 feet away from an evil towering castle going “ganon? never heard of him. boy I wish someone would round up 10 chickens to put back in my coop” 22617126
Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Spotify Wrapped is the worst day on the internet every year. 010
Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Shit like this is so wild because it’s also “and I’m totally ignoring the nazi tat that he’s known about for a few years and did nothing about because we all make mistakes and don’t even do the bare minimum to atone for them”. 010
Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 19/10/2025It feels like everyday when I read political posts, theres like some new guy I need to be aware of/keep my eye on, or some dude I've forgotten about, being a fresh dickhole. Theres just so many guys now. Its tiring. Too many guys. We need less guys. 000
Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 02/08/2025I really miss The Soup dunking on the dopiness of this dude week in and week out. 100
Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 23/07/2025I'm cheating here, but having just gotten a drivers license and a job in 1994, and this is what was on the Musicland wall when I was 16? Come on you know. 110
Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 09/07/2025Burial - Untrue Carly Rae Jepsen - E-Mo-Tion (+ b-sides/bonus/unreleased) Wilco - YHF Radiohead - Kid A Daft Punk - Discovery LCD Soundsystem - This is Happening Sleater Kinney - The Woods Kanye - MBDTF The National - Alligator Hold Steady - Separation Sunday * half of these can change on any day 010
Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Blonde Redhead opening for Shellac who co-headlined with Fugazi. 020
Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 23/05/2025Someone needs to conduct a psychological study on drivers who decide to casually rest their right arm behind the headrest of the passenger side while driving. 000
Reposted by Tim SimmonsPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Honestly the only thing anyone needs to know at any age is that anyone who says they have the “answers” to anything I life is 100% full of shit 781795
Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Red carpet wise, Bjork walked so basically any of these people could run. She was dragged and deserves an apology. 010
Tim Simmons @timsimmons.bsky.social · 09/12/2024media.tenor.coma woman in a striped suit is looking up at the sunALT: a woman in a striped suit is looking up at the sun 000
Reposted by Tim SimmonsPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 01/12/2024I am now being educated on Matisyahu, something I’d always feared would happen 649915