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Tim Paints Miniatures

@timpaintsminis.bsky.social
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30 year old hobbyist. Tabletop and video gamer. Warhammer painter. Lefty shitposter. Quite the autist Bluesky is for shitposting, Insta is for my minis: www.instagram.com/tim_paints_miniat…

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Tim Paints Miniatures @timpaintsminis.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
So uh, anyone find it weird the government gives guns to people too stupid to find the clitoris?
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Tim Paints Miniatures @timpaintsminis.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
‘Hey man, I’m a moderate centrist and all-American: I believe in Medicare for all, saving the planet with the green new deal, and making Oligarchs not exist’ is the energy I’m going to start bringing.
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Tim Paints Miniatures @timpaintsminis.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Today I lost one of the best friends I’ve ever had. Brad was a kind, gentle, and affectionate soul. His last 48 hours were immensely difficult and we made the decision to end his suffering. He passed peacefully with family by his side. You will never be forgotten. ❤️ #catsofbluesky
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Tim Paints Miniatures @timpaintsminis.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Write your Democratic Senators. Tell them to call on Schumer to step down for collaborating with Trump and Elon Musk. I wrote my California Senators this: 🧵
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 11/03/2025
Too bad Uvalde Elementary didn’t sell Teslas.
Picture of police guarding a Tesla dealership.
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Tim Paints Miniatures @timpaintsminis.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
MAGA keeps talking about no tax on tips, but they’re also not the type to tip anyway. Make it make sense.
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Tim Paints Miniatures @timpaintsminis.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
This video is important and relatable to many people with abusive, conservative family members. My dad abandoned me when I was young and developed a victim complex where himself, not me, was the real person who was hurt. Find family who is good to you. You are valid. You deserve better.
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Tim Paints Miniatures @timpaintsminis.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
There’s very few points in my lifetime I’ve been so ashamed of my country. For all of our faults, we have always, at least nominally, opposed autocracy and land grabs, and promoted stability. In one day that was all thrown in the trash. The rest of the world can’t count on us for shit anymore.
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Tim Paints Miniatures @timpaintsminis.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
You know, I think I’m going to avoid air travel for the foreseeable future. #faa #warhammermemes #warhammer #flying
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Tim Paints Miniatures @timpaintsminis.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
If you unironically attack AOC for explaining basic civil rights to people, you’re on the wrong side. MAGA are a bunch of evil, smooth-brained lemmings who don’t know the difference between the constitution and Kid Rock lyrics.
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 17/02/2025
Mr. Trump sir you were supposed to make egg go down. Why you make egg go up? Also my wife left me. Plz halp.
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DaveAnthony @daveanthony.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
We normalized school shootings. We will now normalize plane crashes.
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Tim Paints Miniatures @timpaintsminis.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
We must put Pete Buttigieg back on the Golden Throne of the FAA. He alone has enough psychic energy to guide our planes across the nation safely using the Astronomicon.
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Tim Paints Miniatures @timpaintsminis.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
I think it’s safe to say people of color, women, neurodivergents, and LGBTQ people were the only people keeping planes in the sky.
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Tim Paints Miniatures @timpaintsminis.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Bluesky is where I shitpost, ask why Trump’s policies don’t lower the price of eggs ad nauseam, and be mean to Hakeem Jeffries. Insta is where I actually post my minis. www.instagram.com/tim_paints_m...
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Tim Paints Miniatures @timpaintsminis.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Happy Valentine’s Day, nerds. #grimdank
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Tim Paints Miniatures @timpaintsminis.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Are we heading to roaring 20s 2 electric boogaloo, 1930s Germany or all of the above? #politics #autism
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Tim Paints Miniatures @timpaintsminis.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Fuck civility politics and looking at the candidate’s actual record. People think someone who looks like THIS can make America healthy?
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Tim Paints Miniatures @timpaintsminis.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Went to Games of Berkeley yesterday to pick up this bad boy. #warhammer
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Tim Paints Miniatures @timpaintsminis.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
RNJesus taketh. #lego
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Tim Paints Miniatures @timpaintsminis.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Continuing work on my Chaos Cultists. #warhammer #paintingwarhammer #40k
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Jessie Gender @jessiegender.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Trump’s anti-trans Executive Order is bad BUT it technically defines everyone as female. It states: “'Female' means a person belonging, at conception, to the sex that produces the large reproductive cell." Since all fetuses "at conception" are female, Trump just defined EVERYONE as female.
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Tim Paints Miniatures @timpaintsminis.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Check it out! I’m painting the Jan 6 cultists that just got pardoned. Pretty gross!
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Tim Paints Miniatures @timpaintsminis.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Trump signed an order to increase Medicare and Medicaid drug prices. Trump pulled us out of the Paris Climate Accord. Elon is a Nazi. Go Goblin Mode.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
And Elon’s double Nazi salute today was just another big misunderstanding.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/01/2025
JD Vance Sworn In On Stack Of Printed 4chan Greentexts theonion.com/jd-vanc...
JD Vance Sworn In On Stack Of Printed 4chan Greentexts
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Tim Paints Miniatures @timpaintsminis.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
These losers dare to call us soy boys. #inauguration
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Tim Paints Miniatures @timpaintsminis.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
She doesn’t know what an oligarchy is. #cat #catsofbluesky
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Tim Paints Miniatures @timpaintsminis.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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Tim Paints Miniatures @timpaintsminis.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
It’s just one big grift.
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Tim Paints Miniatures @timpaintsminis.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Republicans do not understand the concept of harm reduction while they dare call dems ‘demonrats.’ Call a spade a spade, the GOP is evil.
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Tim Paints Miniatures @timpaintsminis.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
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Tim Paints Miniatures @timpaintsminis.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
We have a plutocrat who doesn’t believe in Democracy entering the White House. They want to set up concentration camps for immigrants. They have taken control of major social media platforms. But it’s ok liberals. Rachel Maddow is back. We’re safe now. /s
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Tim Paints Miniatures @timpaintsminis.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
As a proud American I hate our leaders. All of our Presidents, with exception of Lincoln, were at best C tier.
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Tim Paints Miniatures @timpaintsminis.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I don’t know how much this will stem the tide of fascism but I plan to be VERY annoying over the next four years. 🇺🇸
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micchiato 🎋 @micchiato.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Now this, this is looting. Ain’t nobody gonna be arrested for it either.
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Lyle Scout @lylescout.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Emulating a company that has lost 80%of its value under Musk's stewardship doesn't sound like the greatest idea ever.
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Tim Paints Miniatures @timpaintsminis.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
#yearinreview Gonna talk about my 5 favorite games I played this year. For those wondering of my tastes: Xbox is my main console (I basically forgot I own a Switch), shooters, action, and rpgs are generally my speed. 🧵
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Anonymous @opdeatheaters.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
President Biden commuted the sentence of corrupt Pennsylvania judge, Michael Conahan, who was selling children to private prison corporations. He received $2 million in kickbacks from the child trafficking scheme. #opdeatheaters
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‘Kids for Cash’ victim reacts after Biden commutes sentence for Pennsylvania judge
President Joe Biden commuted the sentence of disgraced “Kids for Cash” Judge Micheal Conahan, and one victim is expressing anger over it.
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Tim Paints Miniatures @timpaintsminis.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
I don’t see myself subscribing to NYT for the foreseeable future. Probably never again.
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Tim Paints Miniatures @timpaintsminis.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I’m just glad the guy wasn’t a Vaushite.
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sam ! @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 09/12/2024
nintendo year of luigi promo image
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
The right are confused why their own audiences aren't clutching pearls alongside them. It's that monsters who make millions profiting off human misery don't deserve your empathy. Their murderous evil systems shouldn't exist
Matt Walsh own audience telling him that the celebration of a parasite CEO who was responsible for millions of people having their health care claims denied isn't a leftist thing
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Kenny Akers @keneakers.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Thoughts?
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Max’s Dad @djwyszynski.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
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Tim Paints Miniatures @timpaintsminis.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
One of the most fascinating things about the Brian Thompson shooter is that the praise for the shooter isn’t just from leftist shitposters. Even the r/conservative subreddit condemns the health care industry for its insane greed. The shooter is uniting us all.
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From the Conservative community on Reddit: Murdered Insurance CEO Had Deployed an AI to Automatically Deny Benefits for Sick People
Explore this post and more from the Conservative community
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Emma Vigeland @emmavigeland.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
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