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Tim Johnson @timjohnsonmn.bsky.social · 23h

Brock threw a touchdown in a one score game with under 5 to play just last year. Your stats are bad.

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illy bocean 🏝️ @illybocean.boontavista.com · 23/02/2024

Riggs is supposed to be the crazy one but at the start of Lethal Weapon 1, Murtaugh is shown having a morning bath on a workday. That is absolutely insane behaviour

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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

there are vanishingly few principles that Donald Trump holds to, but by far the most important one is a universal admiration and fellowship with sex criminals

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Tim Johnson @timjohnsonmn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Brought to you by the fine people who told us prescription drug costs dropped 600%

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Tim Johnson @timjohnsonmn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I've seen one Michele Tafoya ad. It was sandwiched between an episode of Designing Women and a Jitterbug ad. Boomers stuck in the 90s are her target demo, I guess....

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Tim Johnson @timjohnsonmn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If you want to end global poverty, just hold a fundraiser where Minnesotans pay $1 to get to kick Todd Blanche squarely in the dick.

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Tim Johnson @timjohnsonmn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Reason #638 to hate Meta: I called Eric Schmitt a dirtbag on Instagram and it deleted my comment. Apparently only he gets to call people that.

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Tim Johnson @timjohnsonmn.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Roger + Jeanette

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ICE OUT State Fan @therealjoro.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

$1.3 million dollars that wasn’t budgeted was used to buy a fucking armored suburban. What the fuck are we doing here.

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Tim Johnson @timjohnsonmn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Ted Talk, but it's just Ted Danson telling old Cheers stories.

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Tim Johnson @timjohnsonmn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

@jakerockatansky.bsky.social If only you knew how many Subarus there are here. Very practical for winter.

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Dave Infante @dinfontay.com · 03/09/2026

already seeing a lot of this framing, so just to be clear: trump delayed *his own* hemp ban. he signed the ban into law in november 2025; today he signed a monthlong extension on it taking effect.

instagram post that reads TRUMP JUST DELAYED THE HEMP BAN

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Tim Johnson @timjohnsonmn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I thought that was when Martina Navratilova made you a Manhattan

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Tim Johnson @timjohnsonmn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Viral steakhouse marketing circa 2021.

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Tim Johnson @timjohnsonmn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

That said, I think we need to normalize anti-fascist crop art exhibitions yearround.

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Tim Johnson @timjohnsonmn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

"You make it to the fair yet?" No. And you can save this answer for next year. And the year after that. #hater

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Cyclone Hulk @cygradcydad.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

We had one of the best episodes of Old Man Strength on @3beardsmedia.bsky.social @timjohnsonmn.bsky.social and I were blown away!!

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Cyclone Hulk @cygradcydad.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Well what could we possibly be cooking up when @timjohnsonmn.bsky.social and I get together for @3beardsmedia.bsky.social

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United We Drink @unitedwedrink.com · 17/08/2026

This Thursday we discuss aging in the industry. Here's a little clip of @timjohnsonmn.bsky.social talking about "safety protocols." Subscribe to the show on your favorite podcast app to catch new episodes.

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Tim Johnson @timjohnsonmn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Tastes different from last year.

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Unit K-80, Machine Goddess of Praxis ΘΔ @endmylifedotexe.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

It is extremely funny how this is just a self report "I am too incompitent to read and think for myself! Aren't you?" ...no.

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Tim Johnson @timjohnsonmn.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

@willsommer.bsky.social it was Hardee's, not Arby's. If i recall correctly, he got a mushroom and Swiss burger.

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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

this poll also had the pillow guy up by 5% by the way

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Liam Davis Temple @liam2manynames.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Operation metro surge changed democratic politics in Minnesota. Tonight showed democrats who don’t support abolishing ICE like Angie Craig & Jacob Frey are deeply out of touch and not ready to meet this moment.

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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

one thing that i think is interesting is that the poll that spawned all the discourse about people not liking the new flag also had angie winning by 5

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Cliff @cliff.leaninto.it · 12/08/2026

Michael Alfonso won't see all your little jokes. Know who will? Your friends who look like someone drew eyebrows on a dog.

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ICE OUT State Fan @therealjoro.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

It bears repeating: we are $30mil in the hole and the MPD is $24mil+ over budget on overtime and BY THEIR OWN ADMISSION it was to sit on their fucking asses and do. jack. fucking. shit. You don’t get to claim you’re understaffed when you DON’T FUCKING DO ANYTHING!

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Tim Johnson @timjohnsonmn.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

The problem with the general public is that most of them act like they've never been in public.

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Tim Johnson @timjohnsonmn.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Do you like stopping to check your phone while blocking a crowded walkway? Then the Minnehaha Arts Festival is for you!

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Jonathan C Slaght @jonathanslaght.com · 16/07/2026

downtown Minneapolis right now - smoke from the Camp Fire in northern Minnesota

a very smokey scene of downtown Minneapolis

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Tim Johnson @timjohnsonmn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Every other beer forum post is like, "I'm only in town for a couple of hours and flying only carry-on. What's the best beer bar near the airport?" And 2/3 of the responses are suggesting some brewery or bar 3 hours away and a bunch of liquor stores.

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Tim Johnson @timjohnsonmn.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Also, nothing is more indicative of the state of the Pohlad-owned Twins than the fact that of all the fans wearing Twins jerseys, only like 1% are representing a current Twins player. And they are all Byron Buxton.

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Tim Johnson @timjohnsonmn.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

There is nothing more reliable than going to a Twins game and seeing a dude in like a JuJu Smith-Schuster jersey. Wrong league, wrong city, but that dude wants you know he likes sports.

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Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

ICE claims that Araujo drove into one of their SUVs with his van and then tried to run over an agent. There were no marks on the van and KHOU11's Jeremy Rogalski found surveillance footage showing ICE chasing Araujo and cutting him off. Renee Good all over again.

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Frances Larina @franceslarina.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Addison. His name was Addison McConnell. If Republicans are forcing everyone go by what's on their original birth certificate, let him be remembered as Addison McConnell, not Mitch.

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Tim Johnson @timjohnsonmn.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

We are through the looking glass, folks.

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Dave Infante @dinfontay.com · 09/07/2026

man if you want an example of the mood for craft brewers on the segment's "long tail," look no further than the palliative care-esque phrasing on this gofundme to raise money for closing costs

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Donate to Help Copper Kettle Close With Dignity, organized by Jeremy Gobien

For 15 years, Copper Kettle Brewing Company has been more than just a microbrewery… Jeremy Gobien needs your support for Help Copper Kettle Close With Dignity

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Mara 👻 aBOOlish I.C.E. @mauratwit.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

THIS IS THE FACE OF DAYCARE FRAUD IN MINNESOTA Interesting choice of picture for local media to choose right?!

Jilliane Mertens, a blonde Caucasian woman with heavy makeup, smiles happily in hat and scarf and winter hat

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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 09/07/2026

Mitch McConnell hasn’t been seen or heard from in 25 days in the hospital. Yet he still has a job, still getting paid, and getting unlimited world class healthcare. The man who voted against a living wage, against universal healthcare, and against guaranteed paid leave, is now getting all three.

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Tim Johnson @timjohnsonmn.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

God I wish I could afford solar.

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Tim Johnson @timjohnsonmn.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Love how Xcel just shuts off the power to my block with no warning. Went out and talked to the dude. "Yeah, I shut it off, we'll be down for like an hour." So you knew this before you did it and no customers got a heads up?

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Tim Johnson @timjohnsonmn.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

In which I make the case that Gary Trudeau is still somehow ahead of his time.

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