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Tim Johnson

@timjohnsonmn.bsky.social
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I have to admit it's getting better, a little better all the time.

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Ryan Enos @ryanenos.bsky.social · 23h
It should alarm us that the civilian head of the military gathers together troops to give them a political speech in which he calls the free press treasonous. He should be removed from office for doing so.
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Tim Johnson @timjohnsonmn.bsky.social · 23h
If you want to end global poverty, just hold a fundraiser where Minnesotans pay $1 to get to kick Todd Blanche squarely in the dick.
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Tim Johnson @timjohnsonmn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Reason #638 to hate Meta: I called Eric Schmitt a dirtbag on Instagram and it deleted my comment. Apparently only he gets to call people that.
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Tim Johnson @timjohnsonmn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good lord.
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Tim Johnson @timjohnsonmn.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Roger + Jeanette
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ICE OUT State Fan @therealjoro.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
$1.3 million dollars that wasn’t budgeted was used to buy a fucking armored suburban. What the fuck are we doing here.
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Tim Johnson @timjohnsonmn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ted Talk, but it's just Ted Danson telling old Cheers stories.
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Tim Johnson @timjohnsonmn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
@jakerockatansky.bsky.social If only you knew how many Subarus there are here. Very practical for winter.
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Dave Infante @dinfontay.com · 03/09/2026
already seeing a lot of this framing, so just to be clear: trump delayed *his own* hemp ban. he signed the ban into law in november 2025; today he signed a monthlong extension on it taking effect.
instagram post that reads TRUMP JUST DELAYED THE HEMP BAN
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Tim Johnson @timjohnsonmn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"You make it to the fair yet?" No. And you can save this answer for next year. And the year after that. #hater
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Cyclone Hulk @cygradcydad.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
We had one of the best episodes of Old Man Strength on @3beardsmedia.bsky.social @timjohnsonmn.bsky.social and I were blown away!!
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Cyclone Hulk @cygradcydad.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Well what could we possibly be cooking up when @timjohnsonmn.bsky.social and I get together for @3beardsmedia.bsky.social
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United We Drink @unitedwedrink.com · 17/08/2026
This Thursday we discuss aging in the industry. Here's a little clip of @timjohnsonmn.bsky.social talking about "safety protocols." Subscribe to the show on your favorite podcast app to catch new episodes.
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Unit K-80, Machine Goddess of Praxis ΘΔ @endmylifedotexe.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
It is extremely funny how this is just a self report "I am too incompitent to read and think for myself! Aren't you?" ...no.
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Tim Johnson @timjohnsonmn.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
@willsommer.bsky.social it was Hardee's, not Arby's. If i recall correctly, he got a mushroom and Swiss burger.
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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
this poll also had the pillow guy up by 5% by the way
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Liam Davis Temple @liam2manynames.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Operation metro surge changed democratic politics in Minnesota. Tonight showed democrats who don’t support abolishing ICE like Angie Craig & Jacob Frey are deeply out of touch and not ready to meet this moment.
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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
one thing that i think is interesting is that the poll that spawned all the discourse about people not liking the new flag also had angie winning by 5
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Cliff @cliff.leaninto.it · 12/08/2026
Michael Alfonso won't see all your little jokes. Know who will? Your friends who look like someone drew eyebrows on a dog.
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ICE OUT State Fan @therealjoro.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
It bears repeating: we are $30mil in the hole and the MPD is $24mil+ over budget on overtime and BY THEIR OWN ADMISSION it was to sit on their fucking asses and do. jack. fucking. shit. You don’t get to claim you’re understaffed when you DON’T FUCKING DO ANYTHING!
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Tim Johnson @timjohnsonmn.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Roger + Jeanette
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Tim Johnson @timjohnsonmn.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Theory: Wayne's World and Se7en exist in the same universe.
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Wayne Campbell on Severed Head in Wayne's World
ALT: Wayne Campbell on Severed Head in Wayne's World
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Tim Johnson @timjohnsonmn.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Tim Johnson @timjohnsonmn.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Do you like stopping to check your phone while blocking a crowded walkway? Then the Minnehaha Arts Festival is for you!
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Jonathan C Slaght @jonathanslaght.com · 16/07/2026
downtown Minneapolis right now - smoke from the Camp Fire in northern Minnesota
a very smokey scene of downtown Minneapolis
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Tim Johnson @timjohnsonmn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Every other beer forum post is like, "I'm only in town for a couple of hours and flying only carry-on. What's the best beer bar near the airport?" And 2/3 of the responses are suggesting some brewery or bar 3 hours away and a bunch of liquor stores.
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Tim Johnson @timjohnsonmn.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
There is nothing more reliable than going to a Twins game and seeing a dude in like a JuJu Smith-Schuster jersey. Wrong league, wrong city, but that dude wants you know he likes sports.
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Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
ICE claims that Araujo drove into one of their SUVs with his van and then tried to run over an agent. There were no marks on the van and KHOU11's Jeremy Rogalski found surveillance footage showing ICE chasing Araujo and cutting him off. Renee Good all over again.
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Frances Larina @franceslarina.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Addison. His name was Addison McConnell. If Republicans are forcing everyone go by what's on their original birth certificate, let him be remembered as Addison McConnell, not Mitch.
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Tim Johnson @timjohnsonmn.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
We are through the looking glass, folks.
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Dave Infante @dinfontay.com · 09/07/2026
man if you want an example of the mood for craft brewers on the segment's "long tail," look no further than the palliative care-esque phrasing on this gofundme to raise money for closing costs
gofundme.com
Donate to Help Copper Kettle Close With Dignity, organized by Jeremy Gobien
For 15 years, Copper Kettle Brewing Company has been more than just a microbrewery… Jeremy Gobien needs your support for Help Copper Kettle Close With Dignity
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Mara 👻 aBOOlish I.C.E. @mauratwit.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
THIS IS THE FACE OF DAYCARE FRAUD IN MINNESOTA Interesting choice of picture for local media to choose right?!
Jilliane Mertens, a blonde Caucasian woman with heavy makeup, smiles happily in hat and scarf and winter hat
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 09/07/2026
Mitch McConnell hasn’t been seen or heard from in 25 days in the hospital. Yet he still has a job, still getting paid, and getting unlimited world class healthcare. The man who voted against a living wage, against universal healthcare, and against guaranteed paid leave, is now getting all three.
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Tim Johnson @timjohnsonmn.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Love how Xcel just shuts off the power to my block with no warning. Went out and talked to the dude. "Yeah, I shut it off, we'll be down for like an hour." So you knew this before you did it and no customers got a heads up?
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Tim Johnson @timjohnsonmn.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This
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Tim Johnson @timjohnsonmn.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
You guys remember when that senile old coot Biden mistook Iran for Japan and Putin for Volodymyr Zelenskyy. God, he was so senile. Even his most ardent followers admitted it.
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Tim Johnson @timjohnsonmn.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Incredible how far @cygradcydad.bsky.social has brought us.
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Cyclone Hulk @cygradcydad.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Today we took a big step. iHeartRadio took away what everybody loves here! 4 years ago @timjohnsonmn.bsky.social , Aaron Wall and I sat for four years and tried to build something special and now it’s time to kick the door in and take our place at the table.
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Strider @reluctantranger.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
400 masked cowardly Patriot Front bros walking through D.C. once, then fleeing ain’t shit, peeps. They are a tiny fetid drop in the American bucket. Remember Minneapolis at -20F. We are bigger, braver, and stronger. By a mile.
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luna stargays 🏳️‍⚧️ @stargays.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
i was going to try to go to pride tomorrow but honestly i don't think my mental health could handle seeing police snipers looking over a crowd of queer people celebrating the anniversary of a riot against police
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
It’s great how this administration has hired people to create explicitly white nationalist propaganda for them, and then simply mentioning this fact in a classroom can get you fired.
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How have I never heard this song before, and why is it the most based thing I've ever listened to?
Been playing it on loop this morning and now Natalie is getting annoyed, so I turned up the volume.
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WE'LL HAVE OUR HOME AGAIN
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Tim Johnson @timjohnsonmn.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I feel really dumb for not realizing the Mexican restaurant tucked between an independent gas station and a laundromat in my neighborhood would be absolute bomb. Tacos Tacuba is a gem.
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United We Drink @unitedwedrink.com · 16/06/2026
When 3 middle aged beer podcasters get together over the summer they have to hit some balls.
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Mike @mikelovesbeer.com · 15/06/2026
There’s Little He Would Ask #photography #minneapolis #beer
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United We Drink @unitedwedrink.com · 15/06/2026
This weekend's Twin Cities excursion was a great success. Such a good time. We couldn't have done this without @timjohnsonmn.bsky.social unwavering love of that area. Thank you to @badweatherbrew.bsky.social for a great time Saturday for our meetup. Videos of baseball coming later this week!
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Mike @mikelovesbeer.com · 12/06/2026
Videos coming soon.
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United We Drink @unitedwedrink.com · 12/06/2026
Good times at BlackStack! #beer #craftbeer #photography
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Tim Johnson @timjohnsonmn.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Breaking my social media silence to tell you all that @mikelovesbeer.com and Kevin Abbott, my co-hosts on @unitedwedrink.com, are the greatest humans I have ever known. They gave me the weekend of my life and I am eternally grateful.
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Tim Johnson @timjohnsonmn.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Going dark for a bit. I've been extremely toxic and social media only feeds my ego. See you all in a while. Maybe.
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Tim Johnson @timjohnsonmn.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
John Kennedy is proof that democracy is flawed. Letting the dumbest people vote the dumbest people into power is dumb.
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