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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It's telling that they don't let this asshole leave the tarmac of whatever city's airport is unfortunate enough to host him on any given day. He just steps off the plane, vomits uncharismatically into a microphone for an hour, then wheels up to haunt some new airport elsewhere.
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This is art
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
We have enough to deal with up here without their whole TX sized bag of bs moseying in so I support his stance of never coming here. Other Texans should join him.
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
CLEVELAND ROCKS
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Cleveland Guardians: Guards Win!
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This rally was in the heart of the most Republican part of Ohio, and there were barely 200 people there.
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I can't stress enough that *Defiance County* (the light blue one in the NW) being even estimated as any shade of blue, at any point in time, is absolutely catastrophic for the GOP.
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So this is what happened to Baby Jane
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Still awaiting an answer on who the audience is for his rhetorical self-fellation of a book
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ma'am, I will by you some batting gloves to ease your journey toward getting a damn grip
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
An unprecedented new level of hating
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That lady's hair and makeup stylist (you know she has one) absolutely hates her
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hey, Father of the Year: If it is cold enough to wear a finance bro vest, it is cold enough for the baby to need a hat/ear covering.
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Petition to collapse Maine back into Massachusetts if they reelect Susan Collins
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Giving weird freaks a billion dollars for messaging ads is not going to be helpful to your cause if they are only capable of messaging to other weird freaks.
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have wonderful news for fans of the Cleveland Browns, Cincinnati Bengals, and Pittsburgh Steelers
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is excellent news for the rest of the AFC North
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is very relatable to the "worst person in every HOA" demographic
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Joyful Celebration with Confetti
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is still the whole vibe around her and her fanbase right now
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I Have Never Ever Been Happier Cassie Howard
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Shout to this kid for going full hippie protest the minute his feet left the ground
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ok but why is Brenda holding the sign in her mouth like a schnauzer
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Phoned it in harder than an AT&T operator in the 1920s
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Republican attack ad: "This Democrat loves transgender surgeries for minors" Democratic attack ad: "This worthless sack of shit let a pedophile walk free and called you a stupid asshole"
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And right now, that umbrella is the size of an American Girl doll's and in complete tatters while the hurricane looms offshore.
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The only republican that has ever been immune from consequences is Donald Trump. Sometimes, his umbrella is large enough for others to not get wet, but when it is not, he is shoving the rest of them out from under it to keep himself dry.
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How on earth does someone from Missouri not know that Iowa's sports teams are commonly called the "Hawks" for short? They share a border with you, geek.
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Spokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 29/09/2026
Send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Clue: Flames on the Side of My Face
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
AP voters get pantsed again
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Taylor Swift needs to go to a poetry retreat instead of Travis Kelce's next game because wtf am I listening to right now
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They're so brave for this
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The rural turnout collapse is going to be very real here
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Literally everyone hates him lmao
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is the exact type of logic I would expect from an MSU grad that roots and podcasts for UM
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If Cadisabellasyn isn't wearing a full pantsuit and carrying a briefcase to a classroom set up like a mini Wall Street trading floor, your parenting lacks hustle
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He said this using the voice buttons they train dogs with
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Vaquera Elisa @boxelderdust.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Your lib parents wish to inform MAGA that it’s called the Gulf of Mexico by dropping them into it from Black Hawks at 7,000 ft
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don't think she owns any other shoes
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Today continues to be an absolute death spiral of music industry news
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sure Ok I guess Whaaaat
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
GET A JOB

STAY AWAY FROM HER
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The time period for conversation of this type ended 2 months ago. If you're six weeks away from an election and still talking about hypothetical campaign strategies, you are flailing.
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Theres a solid chance if Dems have 52 or more seats that he just stops showing up
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I think people severely underrate Brooke Rollins' odds of being the actual stupidest person in the clowncar cabinet right now
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Why does this asshole continue to pop up as if anyone outside of New England gives a single fuck about him
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Most of the ads the GOP PACs are running in OH are, unsurprisingly, very weird and offputting. One of them has an obvious AI version of Sherrod Brown banging on a cowbell, and it's just incredibly bizarre. Idk who would watch it and be persuaded that wasn't already voting for Husted.
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