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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
GET A JOB

STAY AWAY FROM HER
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
GET A JOB
STAY AWAY FROM HER
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Maria Bartiromo having a celebratory last day at Fox News drink
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Yes, that is correct.
Magdi Jacobs finally coming to terms with and admitting her obvious mental illness.
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Trump's response:
I ain't reading all that
Im happy for u tho
Or sorry that happened
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Goofy in shock
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Demo Lovato advising Matt Yglesias to GET A JOB AND STAY AWAY FROM ABDUL EL-SAYED
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
A boy who wishes Hillary Clinton stop talking and just retire already.
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
A burning confederate flag with the caption "the original Yankee candle"
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Celine Dion is offended in Quebecois and insistent that the police be called to arrest this woman hocking this abomination.
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Goofy is completely bewildered by Haley Stevens' campaign choices.
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Spray bottle labeled "no".
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Surprised Goofy
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Shocked Goofy
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Ariana Grande with caption "I meant gay as in stupid and bad"
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Celine Dion insisting this woman be arrested
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Jesus looking pressed
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
America is Austin Powers right now.
Austin Powers after falling on top of the assassin who tried to kill him at the beginning of The Spy Who Shagged Me with caption "why won't you die".
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Poster for the film "Strictly Ballroom".
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Man with blank stare with caption "stares in bah gawd" at the hindsight revelations surrounding Dianna Russini's trifling ho'ing.
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I thought this was metaphorical until I saw the video. Incredible.
On Tuesday night, he found himself being questioned by a mime whose eloquent gestures were being translated into audible English by a clown.
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
No.
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
-What do you and Trump talk about?
-"The struggle of finding a good makeup artist after alienating the LQBTQ+ community."
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
And also the fact that she doesn't even have the courage to sing out loud lmao
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Everytime Meghan McCain talks or posts:
A man kneeling and holding up a clown shoe, presumably for Meghan McCain, sovereign of all clowns.
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Conservatives: Lets round up Muslims and put them in camps

Liberals: HIRE. MORE. WOMEN. GUARDS.
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Lmao
A screenshot of Thomas Chatterton Williams' feed with all posts of his labeled 'Troll (Account)'.
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Always is
Conservatives: lets round up Muslims and put them in camps

Liberals: Hire. More. Women. Guards.
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Man holding a clown shoe and kneeling.
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
*International laws violated* Rachael Bade:
Smiling girl joyously smiling
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I'm not falling for that hot take. That's clearly someone with a fetish for being yelled at. I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Merry Christmas!
A Christmas tree with multi-colored lights surrounded by presents.
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
GET A JOB

STAY AWAY FROM HER
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
I WANNA KNOW WHERE THAT LITTLE BITCH DAVE PORTNOY IS NOW. #GoBucks
Ryan Day: Winner.
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Michelle Obama giving side eye.
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Disgusted Barbie.
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Texas fans after actually seeing "Heisman Favorite" Arch Manning:
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Big fan of democracy and justice...but only for some humans that I advocate for
Hana Katana is allegedly a big fan of democracy, justice, and human rights
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
That post is actually the prequel to:
Conservatives: Let's round up Muslims and put them in camps

Liberals: Hire. MORE. Women. Guards.
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Rachael Bade, talking about fascism:
White girl oversmiling
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Rachael Bade talking about fascism:
White girl oversmiling like a weird fangirl, probably about some dumb shit
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Rachel Bade absolutely sucks and is Tiger Beat on the Potomac's version of this girl
White girl oversmiling
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
A graphic showing a drastic spike in young voters turning out because of Zohran Mamdani.
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Very very top guy businessman Elon Musk
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TimHens @timhens.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
President Elon Musk agrees with Eric Lipton of the New York Times.
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