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G. Whilikerz

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I draw the comic strip "irritability" (maze.icomix.com) + I post some times mastodon @timeskull@worm.horse

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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
“The Champ” by Ghostface Killah (2006) is about this
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I dunno, I think "smashing 2 or more popular things together" has been market-tested pretty thoroughly to results that are mixed at best
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Im timeskull
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This is basically me remembering a conversation I had with a friend back in like 1998. And we discussed if IT could also participate in the girls night team up since the space spider “true version” of IT was technically female. Kids are out, no powers
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I believe the manglers could be defeated with fireballs. The tricky part would be getting Christine onto an airplane but there are ways to handle that
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Whoa what if Carrie from Carrie teamed up with Firestarter from Firestarter. And they went on a road trip in Christine, causing trouble by throwing fireballs around etc. Easily destroying any septic tanker trucks they encountered. what if that
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The most fun thing ever to randomly see
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Wikipedia pages for people should have a “so what’s the deal with this guy?” section
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
idk I feel like things are just business with the shrike, whereas you see plenty of outright spite from your jays, etc.
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yeah there definitely was, but I didn't bother to look it up again, and now I'm trying, can't find it. I thought it was one of the first "bad comics", but I don't see it, not in the tail end of the mainline comics either, so it might be super old?? Premise was Chappy wrote the script himself
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
we are all a little like the cross between a stupid dnd critter and Snagglepuss
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
new comix for october, sorry they are not particularly spooky. as always, try using your mouse and keyboard to browse on maze.icomix.com fuck to https certificate!
Jubilant kobold thanking Chappy Chappy: UuoOOo!!! yes...YES!! thank you so much for showing me cool new comix +1000+ more at maze.icomix.com same website since 1998
Misplagglepuss: Harumpf, look this way instead, foolish kobold
Misplagglepuss: the star of this month, Misplagglepuss, is here!!
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The titular “oldest trick” here is of course the classic scam of being an employee at a job
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
875 - It's Not A Displacer Beast It's Different
p1 - A Pigeon-themed adventurer looks at the dotted outline in his hand indicating where his phone was a second ago
Pigeon Guy: Hey, what the-!? Where'd my phone go?
PG (sotto voice): I was just looking at it!
Voice From Out Of Panel: Lookit that, mine too! Wotta coinkidink!
p2 - PG turns around to see a version of the Hanna Barbara character Snagglepuss who has dark purple fur, four arms, and tentacles on his back.
PG (pissed off): A misplacer beast snagglepuss!! This is your doing!
PG (sotto voice): probably
MisplagglePuss: I'm gettin libeled over here... Look, nothing up my sleeveseses!
p2 - PG brandishes his weapon, MP runs into and appears to pass through, the wall 2m to the right of a normal-looking passage. (a misplacer beast is an obvious parody of the classic dnd critter 'displacer beast' which appears to be 2m away from its actual location)
PG: Whatever, Monster! I'll kill U!!
MP: Exit, stage 2m to the right!
SFX: WOV
p3 - PG attempts to chase MP and smashes face first into the tunnel entrance, which we now see from a perspective that makes it clear it was just painted-on. PG's pigeon helmet flies off
SFX: SLAM!
p4 - PG lies unconscious on the floor, MP reemerges from the wall to give a quip
MP: I know you're not supposed to "break the 4th wall", but, I didn't have a whole lot of options!
Narration: He's not saying that to anyone in particular, merely following his animal instincts.
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
874 - We Live in a Society Where This Happens
p1 - A meme image in which a kobold's idea of a human-focused succubus (no belly button, external ears, lizard tail, etc) poses for a selfie while a kneeling guy wearing a "BTR of DED" shirt with spirals in his eyes prepares to stab himself in the throat. Several graves reading "RIP 10x guys" "RIP 20x guys" and so on obscure the succubus' feet, which based on perspective must be knee-deep in a hole. Meanwhile, a dejected-looking kobold wielding crafting tools compares the "RIP single guy" grave his "masterwork trap" has earned to the massive death count the succubus got with her "stupid mammal lumps"
MEME TEXT: WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY WHERE THIS HAPPENS
p2 - a Kobold is pointing emphatically to the conference room projector screen, which is presumably displaying the p1 meme image. The Dungeon faculty look exasperated
Chappy Chappy: Alright, ok, sure. But whaddaya want me to do about it?
The Troll (sotto voice, from off panel): that's how it should be, right?
Alex(sotto voice): yeah
p3 - close up of the Kobold's face, twisted with frustration, despair, and rage. Faculty comment from out of panel
Kobold: FORCE GUYS TO GO INTO MY TRAPS, OBVIOUSLY!!
Alex: Ugh
Beireia: Pathetic
The Troll: C'mon
CC: So much for kobold pride.
The Lich(forgot to write her text creepy): Just use a porno as bait, or something.
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
873 - A True Foocubus
p1 - The Sloppy Succubus is sitting at her PC in a daze, disheveled in a big sweatshirt with a chewed-on collar. She clicks mindlessly at her game + looks over shoulder at The Lich
The Lich: Hey We're making another seductress..er position. The trainee arrives next week.
Sloppy Succubus: Uhh... ok.
TL: ...
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TL: ..You're gonna have to train 'em.
SS (freaking out)(thinking): Slacking Off > Bad at Job > Shown up by Newbie > Lies Exposed > Recycled into Soul Gems
p3 - SS, in a panic, is quickly trying to get her appearance back into the gendered expectations of a succubus. She is brushing out her hair, buying things on a laptop, looking at a handmirror, doing curls with a small dumbbell, reading the book "Compulsory Femininity" like it's an instruction manual, painting her toenails, and running on a short conveyor belt like it's a treadmill. Obv, since Foocubuses like her have bodies composed of spirit energy that don't function biologically, all the exercise stuff can be understood to serve some kind of ritual function. Her frumpy clothes are flying off in the bg, she's in a plain bra + panties
SS: GYAA! Gotta....
SS: ...Gotta shape up...
SFX: ACK!
SS: I'm not ready to get recycled!!
SFX: ACK!
p4 - SS w/ flowing shiny hair, 10 cm heels & fishnets in succubus outfit,  we can see clamps in the back pulling it tight. She looks to be forcing confidence thru nervousness, but is altogether pulling it off.
Narration: Next week...
SS: I..I'm back, baby! Any man's ideal sexy lady!
p5 - Chappy Chappy holds by the scruff-of-the-neck portion of their succubus outfit an ambiguously-gendered Lilith Darkstalkers fair use parody character with "scene" hair, heavy eyeshadow, and multiple facial piercings. SS flips backwards w/ just her legs sticking up in the air
CC (extremely smugly): Oh, did we forget to mention?
CC: They's "N.B."
Genderless Foocubus (making a cutesy pose indicative of some internet subculture you've never heard of): Dafyuun!<3
SS: OW FUCK I BONKED MY HEAD!!
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this is one of the guys my kids make me watch youtubers "rant" about
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
wow! self-described "chuds" are head over heels for "Malfoid", a hypothetical female version of "Malfoyle", an underage character from the completely original Brad Neely work "Wizard People, Dear Readers"
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
hm, I'm not sure I have the energy anymore to keep up with a party pencil
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
whats the fattest mechanical pencil on the market. my old shitty fingers hurt too bad when I use a regular sized writing implement
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I heard it gets easier the more you do it (get killed via psychotron)
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I believe this is contestant "Jerry Babaganoush" shown 0.01 s before eating shit completely on the first rock, which is fake
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
that same guy but I shrunk his already-small face to be even smaller. take that
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
876 - Oldest Trick In The Book
p1 - Pigeon Guy from 875 wakes up on the dungeon floor. He doesn't worry about if he's still in the same room, and neither should you. Immediately in front of him is a glowing smartphone under a large propped-up box. The stick holding up the box is tied to a rope which snakes off panel. On the wall is a vaudeville-style hook pole
Pigeon Guy (dazed): Uugh... That damn- Oh hey, there's my phone!
p2 - PG notices the obvious box trap and starts mugging for the camera
PG (wiping blood off face): Uhh... heh.
PG: c'mon, now
p3 - PG uses the vaudeville hook to pull his phone out from the box trap, but doing so activates a pressure plate the phone was holding down, which somehow activates a gun hidden in the shaft of the hook, shooting a bullet back at PG, hitting him in the neck
PG (smugly): I'll just...
Pressure Plate: clic
Hidden Gun in Hook: BLAM!
p4 - back in the conference room, the Kobold from 874 is jubilant, profusely thanking Chappy Chappy, who looks smug. Misplagglepuss and Beireia look on, annoyed
Kobold: UuoOOo!!! yes...YES!! Me follow you forever, boss sir!!
MisplagglePuss: I'm feelin alienated!
MP: From my labor, even!
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
875 - It's Not A Displacer Beast It's Different
p1 - A Pigeon-themed adventurer looks at the dotted outline in his hand indicating where his phone was a second ago
Pigeon Guy: Hey, what the-!? Where'd my phone go?
PG (sotto voice): I was just looking at it!
Voice From Out Of Panel: Lookit that, mine too! Wotta coinkidink!
p2 - PG turns around to see a version of the Hanna Barbara character Snagglepuss who has dark purple fur, four arms, and tentacles on his back.
PG (pissed off): A misplacer beast snagglepuss!! This is your doing!
PG (sotto voice): probably
MisplagglePuss: I'm gettin libeled over here... Look, nothing up my sleeveseses!
p2 - PG brandishes his weapon, MP runs into and appears to pass through, the wall 2m to the right of a normal-looking passage. (a misplacer beast is an obvious parody of the classic dnd critter 'displacer beast' which appears to be 2m away from its actual location)
PG: Whatever, Monster! I'll kill U!!
MP: Exit, stage 2m to the right!
SFX: WOV
p3 - PG attempts to chase MP and smashes face first into the tunnel entrance, which we now see from a perspective that makes it clear it was just painted-on. PG's pigeon helmet flies off
SFX: SLAM!
p4 - PG lies unconscious on the floor, MP reemerges from the wall to give a quip
MP: I know you're not supposed to "break the 4th wall", but, I didn't have a whole lot of options!
Narration: He's not saying that to anyone in particular, merely following his animal instincts.
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
874 - We Live in a Society Where This Happens
p1 - A meme image in which a kobold's idea of a human-focused succubus (no belly button, external ears, lizard tail, etc) poses for a selfie while a kneeling guy wearing a "BTR of DED" shirt with spirals in his eyes prepares to stab himself in the throat. Several graves reading "RIP 10x guys" "RIP 20x guys" and so on obscure the succubus' feet, which based on perspective must be knee-deep in a hole. Meanwhile, a dejected-looking kobold wielding crafting tools compares the "RIP single guy" grave his "masterwork trap" has earned to the massive death count the succubus got with her "stupid mammal lumps"
MEME TEXT: WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY WHERE THIS HAPPENS
p2 - a Kobold is pointing emphatically to the conference room projector screen, which is presumably displaying the p1 meme image. The Dungeon faculty look exasperated
Chappy Chappy: Alright, ok, sure. But whaddaya want me to do about it?
The Troll (sotto voice, from off panel): that's how it should be, right?
Alex(sotto voice): yeah
p3 - close up of the Kobold's face, twisted with frustration, despair, and rage. Faculty comment from out of panel
Kobold: FORCE GUYS TO GO INTO MY TRAPS, OBVIOUSLY!!
Alex: Ugh
Beireia: Pathetic
The Troll: C'mon
CC: So much for kobold pride.
The Lich(forgot to write her text creepy): Just use a porno as bait, or something.
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
873 - A True Foocubus
p1 - The Sloppy Succubus is sitting at her PC in a daze, disheveled in a big sweatshirt with a chewed-on collar. She clicks mindlessly at her game + looks over shoulder at The Lich
The Lich: Hey We're making another seductress..er position. The trainee arrives next week.
Sloppy Succubus: Uhh... ok.
TL: ...
p2
TL: ..You're gonna have to train 'em.
SS (freaking out)(thinking): Slacking Off > Bad at Job > Shown up by Newbie > Lies Exposed > Recycled into Soul Gems
p3 - SS, in a panic, is quickly trying to get her appearance back into the gendered expectations of a succubus. She is brushing out her hair, buying things on a laptop, looking at a handmirror, doing curls with a small dumbbell, reading the book "Compulsory Femininity" like it's an instruction manual, painting her toenails, and running on a short conveyor belt like it's a treadmill. Obv, since Foocubuses like her have bodies composed of spirit energy that don't function biologically, all the exercise stuff can be understood to serve some kind of ritual function. Her frumpy clothes are flying off in the bg, she's in a plain bra + panties
SS: GYAA! Gotta....
SS: ...Gotta shape up...
SFX: ACK!
SS: I'm not ready to get recycled!!
SFX: ACK!
p4 - SS w/ flowing shiny hair, 10 cm heels & fishnets in succubus outfit,  we can see clamps in the back pulling it tight. She looks to be forcing confidence thru nervousness, but is altogether pulling it off.
Narration: Next week...
SS: I..I'm back, baby! Any man's ideal sexy lady!
p5 - Chappy Chappy holds by the scruff-of-the-neck portion of their succubus outfit an ambiguously-gendered Lilith Darkstalkers fair use parody character with "scene" hair, heavy eyeshadow, and multiple facial piercings. SS flips backwards w/ just her legs sticking up in the air
CC (extremely smugly): Oh, did we forget to mention?
CC: They's "N.B."
Genderless Foocubus (making a cutesy pose indicative of some internet subculture you've never heard of): Dafyuun!<3
SS: OW FUCK I BONKED MY HEAD!!
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Can’t wait to see what epic shit tomorrow will bring…
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
remember "hawk tua", that was yesterday.
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
when bacteria divide, one of the daughter cells gets all the shitty old mitochondrias and etc, while the other gets all the freshest cellular machinery. Yes, exactly, just like Liquid Snake, thats right
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the exhibit I most remember from the atom bomb museum in Hiroshima was some melted-together glass bottles. Plaque explained they were uncovered by a youth at the elementary school where his younger brother had been killed in the blast. He stared at them for awhile then said "must have been hot"
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I see something, not sure if this is what you expect:
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah, looking into it again, it looks like they were described as 'dog like, with scaly, hairless skin' in a D+D monster manual, then camps emerged took the 'dog-like' and ignored the rest (wizardry, Japan) or took the scaly and ran with that (D+D from 3rd ed on). Mythologically they are just gnomes
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
yeah I'm interested in the "geneology" of critter depictions; I read something about how dog kobolds comes from wizardry + has more mythological grounding than I thought. But they are basically just dog-flavored "beastmen", way less interesting than shitty lizards with a chip on their shoulder imo
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
thank u, it's one of my favorite moves. As far as I know, though, there isn't even a name for the gag
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it is just "an anime noise"
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'll post them here later in the week, and they are available now on my website maze.icomix.com
maze.icomix.com
Maze of Death
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
elins really good but it is annoying. not the thing you can play to get out of a bad mood
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
im finishing up the next batch of comics. The brush pen I usually use ran out of ink, so I had to go back to dipping a regular brush in an ink pot + it's a pain in the ass, as expected. Almost done though
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I always love to hear big black nemesis parthenogenesis etc!
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Holy shit
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
[overhearing a word or phrase] remember when a movie said that??
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I love to vop resample onGrid. I do that shit all the time, on all kinds of grids. I love to jump through a bunc hof hoops to make my shitty little focus masks then integrate them into my dumbass workflow. Then I love to do the whole thing over again because pixel size etc was set wrong. fuck you
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That one is tricky. It stands for G-G-G-G-G-GHOST!!
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm already spooky. The G in G.Whilikerz is for GRAVE, and the G in GRAVE is for GHOST as you may already know
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My 9 most critical games? All 9 are the game reading this...
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
there are trillions of bacteria all over you and they all hate each other. they are currently deploying weird and terrifyingly effective molecular weapons to slaughter their neighbors.
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't understand what you are getting at in this post
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Im sick of seeing this shit. Nader 2000 voters were mostly Perot voters, this should be obvious with even a second's reflection. exit polling in the disputed FLA counties showed only ~25% Clinton '96 to Nader 2000 conversion, the remaining 75% would have skewed right. Nader helped Gore
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
a whole movie where it's just a guy smirking and saying "yeah, that SHIT just FUCKING happened" right before getting graphically smashed into pieces by a falling anvil or etc and then a new guy smirks n quips about it before being pulverized by a piano or some shit, and so on forever
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