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34, autistic, she/they, single if you can manage to kill the abhorrent lich that guards my tower archiveofourown.org/users/wizardcake

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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 13h
girls love to spend years of their lives writing a novel that two or three people will read
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
me writing: gotta keep moving me editing: who fucking closed last night
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
bought a little tub of caramel dip for the first time in many years and just had some with apples and got turbo catapulted back to the better regions of childhood
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
😂
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i love you
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Nattery @nattery.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
mom said its my turn on the xbox
ghostly being whose body appears like a black void with dots of snow or stars overtop, wearing a flowing white robe, standing with both hands at their sides expectantly
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i would not like that at all!!
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
u have a fancy fridge that makes ice in the door....and one day u press the lever with ur glass and plop-plop-plopping out comes chunksa meat!!
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
UUUUGH i need a light & delicate touch to write this part of the story convincingly and i feel about as delicate and skillful a deli ham wearing boxing gloves
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
[trying to catch and pin my protagonist oc like a butterfly] stop growing & changing, ur fucking with my plot
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
overheard at the library: “You smell like coconut and I smell like under the house”
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
today i was very brave and took a fuckoff huge spider outside instead of letting a coworker stomp on it. i am by nature a weenie with the heebie jeebies and almost threw up but by god i slammed that plastic cup down true and flung the beast into the rosebushes
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
[actively a white person] who's this freak
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
when a random white person pops up in an asian drama it's like getting jumpscared every time
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
my mom is reading The Woman in White by wilkie collins and just muttered “is she really going to marry this guy”………. she has no idea of the horrors that await
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
i have got to start talking about my chores this way
Manga panel where one character is saying, “…Oh. Hamin. Did you get the groceries?” Hamin, smiling and holding up a bag, says, “Flawlessly!”
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
master plan/plaster man
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
i did the nbc hannibal face from when the pig guy casually stabs a knife into hannibal’s leather armchair
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
if you’re considering going up to the library circulation desk right at closing time and throwing your dirty socks right onto that desk as you rearrange the contents of your backpack. maybe just. don’t.
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parker parrella @parkparr.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Impact💥
A circular painting against a white background. Painting depicts a red desert with a distant pink cloud plume against a blue sky, and a large white star bursting from the center of the cloud
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
i've never actually read any heyer (though i've been heyercurious) and am not normally a podcast listener but this one whips severely
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
all time beloved the goblin emperor by katherine addison?" and then she DID and i PUMPED MY FIST IN THE AIR WITH JOY
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
me think more analytically and clearly about my own writing. in a fun way. ALSO at the end of this episode when Eve started talking about book recs & mentioned fantasy & if you like well-done thees & thous, i Physically paused in my knitting to look up at nothing like "is she....about to mention my-
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
hi queens! recently started listening and i just caught up! i'm really really enjoying the podcast & wanted to thank you for making it. been getting back into knitting lately & it's been the perfect accompaniment, plus your analysis is always so thoughtful & incisive that it's been actually helping-
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
nooooooo 😭
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
one time i was dogsitting & walking the dog & realized the poop bags my friends had provided were the Exact same peach pink color as my dress & i said lord god almighty if youre up there do not let anyone see me & think i deliberately matched my outfit to my poop bags
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
bought an expensive (for me) new face cream and it smells unpleasantly of fig newtons' swamp cousin 😭
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
writing a fantasy novel for fun will have u like "is this one big magical element just pointless what-iffery and a worthless set piece" and then 3 hours later u will remember it's actually a very obvious exploration of one of the key themes of the entire story
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Mandi ⭐️ @planetbunnie.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Tried some new markers 🥰
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
in general "Takedown" is my least favorite song from kpop demon hunters bc the lyrics just don't land (which: it Cannot be an easy assignment to write a diss track that sounds badass but is also PG) BUT: telling someone they're "a broken soul trapped in the nastiest shell" IS extremely funny
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
writing fiction while autistic is soooooooooohhhohohooho. it's so. how do i tell when i am Overexplaining. i want the reader to grasp my Vision and Thought Process but you're not supposed to Overexplain. ugh ugh ugh ugh
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
sirloin steak??? no thanks. do you have any ma’amloin?
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
me when im getting menaced by a dead manta ray and a bunch of skulls
Illustrated Nancy Drew cover of her and some guy getting menaced by a manta ray and a couple of skulls sitting on a mantelpiecedifferent cover of the same book but with no guy, more skulls, manta more alive-looking, and a silver horse galloping along. Nancy still looks menaced
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
can i say a completely inconsequential pet peeve. i fuckin hate it when people write "hundreds" as "100s". or "thousands" as "1000s". "100s of new arrivals." assbutt ugly
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
You could get mad about dead senator discourse *or* you could enjoy this video of sea lions who have retaken an island with a decommissioned lighthouse off the coast of Oregon and now use the staircase as a giant slide.
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
there's a massive apple tree in our backyard and almost every single one of the apples growing on it is solid pale green, nowhere near ripe, except one at the utmost tippy top, beyond the reach of anyone but worms, which is flat-out scarlet. storybook ass apple. haunts me
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
this is suuuch a good perspective tbh. unfortunately i have fallen prey to the allure of this stupid fucking bread hat and it's already on its way
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
saw someone wearing a cute King Arthur Baking Co hat. said to myself aw maybe i could get something like that now that i have full time wages! and buy more of their stuff! said to myself Wait, is that Conspicuous Consumption? 🌟Bragging🌟 about being able to afford the Good 🌟Flour🌟? what an economy
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
coworker my age: are you chronically online me: yeah why coworker: have you seen those tiktoks where - me: oh no not like that
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
please do not??? take a library book to the beach??? and bring it back STICKY and with SAND inside the MYLAR???????
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
phrases that hit your vocabulary like the asteroid hit the dinosaurs
Manga panel of a speech bubble saying “Oh yeah! I’m in charge of dinner tonight. I’m-a off-a to the ga-ro-cery stooore.” with a little musical note nearby
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
salespeople knocking on my front door at 8:45pm? when im in my bathrobe?? when is a bitch to know peace
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
spring is officially over and once again i did not do a big spring cleaning overhaul. i'm like 5 years behind on spring cleaning at this point
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
playing LoZ: Link's Awakening DX (1998). only ever played the remake before. while i love the pixel art, only being able to equip 2 items at a time is a pain in the fucking ass. anyway i came here to say i miss princess zelda. she isn't in this game. i knew that but where is she. where is my girl
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
finished the second draft of my wizard romance novel wip tonight. hooah
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
my favorite game when im checking in board games at the library is to take a bunch of cards facedown and make my coworkers choose one. today i was doing Finspan and i was like "ok linda pick a card to find out what fish you are" and she picked the White Suckerfish. obliterated
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
i need a doctor’s note saying i get to drop everything at work and stare out the window whenever it starts raining hard
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Vulpes 🍉 (He/They) @katevulpes.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Ever wonder how some people manage to take longer toys vaginally? Well, let me introduce you to the wonderful world of the ✨️posterior & anterior fornix✨️ Thanks to them, seemingly impossibly long insertions are possible for some people (with enough practice, of course)! #sexed #reproductiveanatomy
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Yoshi Yoshitani @yoshiyoshitani.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Florence + The Machine 2 of 3 for this months Patreon "You left me in the dark No dawn, no day I'm always in this twilight In the shadow of your heart" #art
Cosmic Love by Florence + The Machine Fan art by Yoshi Yoshitani
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
right before this photo she tried to step DIRECTLY onto one of my laparoscopy incisions bc cats can Tell where their weight will hurt the most
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