🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 28/09/2026me writing: gotta keep moving me editing: who fucking closed last night 010
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 27/09/2026bought a little tub of caramel dip for the first time in many years and just had some with apples and got turbo catapulted back to the better regions of childhood 020
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 20/09/2026[trying to catch and pin my protagonist oc like a butterfly] stop growing & changing, ur fucking with my plot 100
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 17/09/2026overheard at the library: “You smell like coconut and I smell like under the house” 001
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 17/09/2026today i was very brave and took a fuckoff huge spider outside instead of letting a coworker stomp on it. i am by nature a weenie with the heebie jeebies and almost threw up but by god i slammed that plastic cup down true and flung the beast into the rosebushes 010
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 07/09/2026when a random white person pops up in an asian drama it's like getting jumpscared every time 100
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 29/08/2026my mom is reading The Woman in White by wilkie collins and just muttered “is she really going to marry this guy”………. she has no idea of the horrors that await 000
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 23/08/2026i have got to start talking about my chores this way 000
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 21/08/2026if you’re considering going up to the library circulation desk right at closing time and throwing your dirty socks right onto that desk as you rearrange the contents of your backpack. maybe just. don’t. 110
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 12/08/2026i've never actually read any heyer (though i've been heyercurious) and am not normally a podcast listener but this one whips severely 041
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 09/08/2026one time i was dogsitting & walking the dog & realized the poop bags my friends had provided were the Exact same peach pink color as my dress & i said lord god almighty if youre up there do not let anyone see me & think i deliberately matched my outfit to my poop bags 010
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 08/08/2026bought an expensive (for me) new face cream and it smells unpleasantly of fig newtons' swamp cousin 😭 000
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 07/08/2026writing a fantasy novel for fun will have u like "is this one big magical element just pointless what-iffery and a worthless set piece" and then 3 hours later u will remember it's actually a very obvious exploration of one of the key themes of the entire story 010
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 03/08/2026in general "Takedown" is my least favorite song from kpop demon hunters bc the lyrics just don't land (which: it Cannot be an easy assignment to write a diss track that sounds badass but is also PG) BUT: telling someone they're "a broken soul trapped in the nastiest shell" IS extremely funny 000
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 02/08/2026writing fiction while autistic is soooooooooohhhohohooho. it's so. how do i tell when i am Overexplaining. i want the reader to grasp my Vision and Thought Process but you're not supposed to Overexplain. ugh ugh ugh ugh 120
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 30/07/2026sirloin steak??? no thanks. do you have any ma’amloin? 030
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 22/07/2026me when im getting menaced by a dead manta ray and a bunch of skulls 000
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 19/07/2026can i say a completely inconsequential pet peeve. i fuckin hate it when people write "hundreds" as "100s". or "thousands" as "1000s". "100s of new arrivals." assbutt ugly 120
Reposted by 🪩 ruby 🪩ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 12/07/2026You could get mad about dead senator discourse *or* you could enjoy this video of sea lions who have retaken an island with a decommissioned lighthouse off the coast of Oregon and now use the staircase as a giant slide. 8865941918
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 14/07/2026there's a massive apple tree in our backyard and almost every single one of the apples growing on it is solid pale green, nowhere near ripe, except one at the utmost tippy top, beyond the reach of anyone but worms, which is flat-out scarlet. storybook ass apple. haunts me 000
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 12/07/2026saw someone wearing a cute King Arthur Baking Co hat. said to myself aw maybe i could get something like that now that i have full time wages! and buy more of their stuff! said to myself Wait, is that Conspicuous Consumption? 🌟Bragging🌟 about being able to afford the Good 🌟Flour🌟? what an economy 100
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 10/07/2026coworker my age: are you chronically online me: yeah why coworker: have you seen those tiktoks where - me: oh no not like that 031
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 04/07/2026please do not??? take a library book to the beach??? and bring it back STICKY and with SAND inside the MYLAR??????? 000
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 01/07/2026phrases that hit your vocabulary like the asteroid hit the dinosaurs 000
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 01/07/2026salespeople knocking on my front door at 8:45pm? when im in my bathrobe?? when is a bitch to know peace 000
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 23/06/2026spring is officially over and once again i did not do a big spring cleaning overhaul. i'm like 5 years behind on spring cleaning at this point 000
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 23/06/2026playing LoZ: Link's Awakening DX (1998). only ever played the remake before. while i love the pixel art, only being able to equip 2 items at a time is a pain in the fucking ass. anyway i came here to say i miss princess zelda. she isn't in this game. i knew that but where is she. where is my girl 050
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 21/06/2026finished the second draft of my wizard romance novel wip tonight. hooah 000
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 18/06/2026my favorite game when im checking in board games at the library is to take a bunch of cards facedown and make my coworkers choose one. today i was doing Finspan and i was like "ok linda pick a card to find out what fish you are" and she picked the White Suckerfish. obliterated 020
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 07/06/2026i need a doctor’s note saying i get to drop everything at work and stare out the window whenever it starts raining hard 010
Reposted by 🪩 ruby 🪩Vulpes 🍉 (He/They) @katevulpes.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Ever wonder how some people manage to take longer toys vaginally? Well, let me introduce you to the wonderful world of the ✨️posterior & anterior fornix✨️ Thanks to them, seemingly impossibly long insertions are possible for some people (with enough practice, of course)! #sexed #reproductiveanatomy 11259831643
Reposted by 🪩 ruby 🪩Yoshi Yoshitani @yoshiyoshitani.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Florence + The Machine 2 of 3 for this months Patreon "You left me in the dark No dawn, no day I'm always in this twilight In the shadow of your heart" #art 8580181
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 16/05/2026baby hangs out with me in bed as I recover from surgery but is still pissed i won’t let her step on my abdomen yet 130
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 12/05/2026having a minor surgery this week. eurgh. this will be my third one ever and im always fine with it up until just before it happens and then im like "what the fuck do you mean there are going to be strangers handling my body when im not even there to supervise" 010
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 03/05/2026mostly im glad that ursula k le guin passed on before the rise of AI so she didn’t have to see this shit but a little part of me would have appreciated the catharsis of the nuclear-level Scathing Remarks she would have blessed us with 1116
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 27/04/2026just saw someone at the cafe ask “what’s this pastry right here” about a cinnamon roll 000
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 27/04/2026wrapping myself in my novel wip like a blanket and mumbling "if i love it someone else could too" 100
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 24/04/2026u know, normally i think of myself as not that routine-dependent but last august i rly was in the emergency room in agony & they were telling me i needed Emergency Surgery to get my appendix out & the first thing i said was like "oh god i'm not gonna have to SPEND the NIGHT am i???" 100
Reposted by 🪩 ruby 🪩bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 22/04/2026if i lived in popeye town and one day i saw a ropy little sailor punch a huge guy so hard his skeleton flew out of his mouth thats the only thing i would talk about for the rest of my life 263775706
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 22/04/2026buying materials for a colorwork knitting project: ohh my god it's expensive to buy all these different yarn skeins. im not even gonna use them all up knitting a colorwork project: hahaha yessssss colors finishing a colorwork project: Oh My God I Have So Many Ends To Weave In 040
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 21/04/2026clothes shouldn't be allowed to get musty in storage. i put you away clean. i asked you to be faithful and wait for me. we made promises to each other >:| 020
Reposted by 🪩 ruby 🪩Strange Currencies @strangecurrencies.org · 19/04/2026My review of @nattery.bsky.social's 'The Chrysalis Body' "Equal parts creepy plant monsters and self-recrimination with a nice soupçon of anti-capitalism and gender fuckery." strangecurrencies.org/2026/04/19/r...strangecurrencies.orgReview of ‘The Chrysalis Body’ by N.M. Silveira – Strange Currencies 064
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 18/04/2026a parent returning books to the library yesterday w/ their kid, around 4 y.o.: do you want to put the books in the slot? kid: MMMM.... NO. IT'S TOO MUCH. [turning to me and waving a card] I GOT MY CREDIT CARD 000