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34, autistic, she/they, single if you can manage to kill the abhorrent lich that guards my tower archiveofourown.org/users/wizardcake

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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
i have got to start talking about my chores this way
Manga panel where one character is saying, “…Oh. Hamin. Did you get the groceries?” Hamin, smiling and holding up a bag, says, “Flawlessly!”
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
me when im getting menaced by a dead manta ray and a bunch of skulls
Illustrated Nancy Drew cover of her and some guy getting menaced by a manta ray and a couple of skulls sitting on a mantelpiecedifferent cover of the same book but with no guy, more skulls, manta more alive-looking, and a silver horse galloping along. Nancy still looks menaced
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
this is suuuch a good perspective tbh. unfortunately i have fallen prey to the allure of this stupid fucking bread hat and it's already on its way
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
phrases that hit your vocabulary like the asteroid hit the dinosaurs
Manga panel of a speech bubble saying “Oh yeah! I’m in charge of dinner tonight. I’m-a off-a to the ga-ro-cery stooore.” with a little musical note nearby
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
baby hangs out with me in bed as I recover from surgery but is still pissed i won’t let her step on my abdomen yet
kitty cat lying on my lap and glaring at me
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
everyone look at my kitty cat
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
also this line has gotten catastrophically real as ive gotten older
Paragraph from the novel: 

But I don’t wish to mislead you. The feeling often comes over me that I am not at all remarkable; it is fun to plan a career, but in all probability, I shan’t turn out a bit different from any other ordinary person. I may end by marrying an undertaker and being an inspiration to him in his work.
Yours ever,
Judy.
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
im looking at the pattern book Knitted Fairy Tales by Sarah Keen and it's very cute but also i have to say. never once in my life had it occurred to me to wonder what the story of the frog prince would be like if the frog were already the size of a human.
Knitted dolls of the princess (and her golden ball) and frog prince. The frog is just as big as her and wearing a crown.
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
something about this boar guy is making me wish we had a Richard Scarry adaptation of Beauty and the Beast.
Most of a page from a children’s book by Richard Scarry, showing four anthropomorphic animal people jumping in the air and one of them parachuting down. One of the jumpers is larger and based on a boar, wearing a vaguely Swiss brown suit.Close-up on the boar man.
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
me and who
Two anthropomorphic mice from children’s author/illustrator Jan Brett, running hand in hand. Both mice are a little raggedy; one wears a knit sweater and the other wears a patchwork dress and bandana and has an acorn for a bag
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
really enjoying this title page of the 1830s play "The Hunchback" by james sheridan knowles calling itself "THE ONLY UNMUTILATED EDITION". why call it unabridged when you could express your Feelings
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
i'm watching the 1921 danish silent film adaptation of dickens' Our Mutual Friend (bc i know how to party on a friday night) and all the characters' names are the same in the danish intertitles except Radfoot has been changed to Ratfood??????? 😭
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
really horrid and unpleasant gollum i saw on an 80s copy of the hobbit today
Illustration of Bilbo and Gollum from The Hobbit. Gollum has huge all-white eyes and enormous sharp teeth.
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
i think we can all admit richard scarry's miss honey did this outfit better
A children's book illustration of a bear wearing a white shirt, red corset/laced vest, and blue skirtMargot Robbie in the upcoming Wuthering Heights wearing a white shirt, red corset, and blue skirt
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
what the fuck does that mean, katt
Screenshot of Animal Crossing where an NPC says to me, “I know that YOU know where a utility pole oughta go, purrty.”
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
it’s bask o’clock
cat basking in the sun on a bed
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
theres some sort of tiny monster behind my curtain
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
not the twin peaks shirt at the thrift store
Shirt with a black and white chevron pattern and a red breast pocket (and alternating red and gold buttons)
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
losing my absolute mind HIS NAME IS HARDEN. HARDEN IS HIS NAME
Cover of an old romance paperback called Harden by Diana Palmer, from the series “Long, Tall Texans”Excerpt from the book
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
sorry but the sauce levels here are off the fuckin charts
Cover of the book Love to Love You Bradys: The Bizarre Story of the Brady Bunch Variety Hour featuring the aforementioned bunch wearing spectacular 1970s outfits in pink, orange, and yellowClose-up
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
rereading jane eyre……..st john rivers baby you are so fuckin funny
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
breathtaking addendum on the ingredients list of this facial skin toner from the natural goods store
Ingredients list where the first ingredient is Water* and the asterisk leads to a footnote saying, “Water (Vor-Mag™) has been vortexed and magnetized to raise the energy to a higher vibration.”
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
i gotta turn this children's book cover into business cards i can just hand to people when i want to get to know them
Photo of a cute mouse on the woodland earth with the title Will You Be My Friend?
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
today i finally realized that this book cover, which i have seen many times at my library jobs and which always makes me yearn and long for a girlfriend, is in fact depicting two men
Cover of The Pairing by Casey McQuiston, which features a somewhat abstract illustration of two people with short hair kissing
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
i’m this gorging baby in a nonfiction children’s book about chocolate
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
obsessed with this note pinned up in the employee break room of one of my libraries. this is tattoo material
A drawing, probably by a child, of a smiling person who seems to have two sets of eyes reading a book that has long spirals coming out of it. Above are written the words “THANK YOU FOR PROVIDING ONE OF MY FAVORITE PLACES IN THE WORLD!!”
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
nim is gonna help me paint this room
Two photos of a cat lying on huge sheets of plastic laid down to protect the carpet
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
i don’t have pierced ears because i generally don’t feel the need and Do Not need to start a new collection of expensive trinkets but. god. look at these things from a local shop. if anything could get me to do it……….
Photo of a pair of earrings that look like cherries, vibrant and scarlet and appealing
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
caramel dog in the sun
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
ALSO, i haven't seen the 1975 miniseries (just the 2004) but apparently in that one mr. thornton is played by SIR PATRICK STEWART????
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
wait one more jfjdhjdklgl
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
and there are so MANY
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
these pictures of luo yunxi with just his wigs on from his newest show are fucking flogging me
Four behind-the-scenes photos of the most beautiful man in the world wearing elaborate Chinese fantasy costume wigs with his regular street clothes
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
i opened this book up and it was just pictures of you and your friends
Photo of a book called The Book of Difficult Fruit
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
the meme of a man (illustrated) pointing a stern finger at himself in a mirror, with my own text added saying "you will finish writing your current wip and you will NOT start building an entire brand-new story idea out of this one single goddamn zero-context mental image"
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
please please look at this pink banana alligator i found at the thrift store
Three photos from slightly different angles of a plush toy
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
did he. did he, by jove
Push notification from Spotify: “New album coming soon: Claude Debussy started the countdown on Spotify. Pre-save now.”
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
a lot of the intertitles in this move are a hoot and a half actually (Douglas Fairbanks in Robin Hood [1922]; please note that that's the actual title of the film)
Silent film intertitle: All of England fell under the pall of Prince John's perfidy.
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
when my friends tell me to just go talk to the cute girl at the function
Silent film intertitle that says "Exempt me, sire. I am afeared of women."
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
me trying to convince myself im still young & fun & interesting
The cover of the children’s picture book “Old Rock (is not boring)” by Deb Pilutti
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
THARA BABY I MISSED YOU SO BAD (they had an “uncorrected” paperback ARC for sale at half the price of the hardbacks, a special treat just for me)
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
pov: you are attempting to eat a meal in my house
Two separate photos of a dog’s face shoved up between my thighs as i am sitting
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
mud beast
Three photos of my muddy dog
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
hey i got a gift for your boyfriend, it’s a
Photo of a product called a “shrimp enrichment accessory”
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
come to the public library, we got books bout BITING
Photo of the cover of the book Bite: An Incisive History of Teeth, from Hagfish to Humans by Bill Schutt. It features an illustration of an alligator biting the letter E from the word Bite.
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
LOCAL TRAGEDY ALMOST BEYOND BELIEF: this hot pink alligator shirt at the thrift store was too small to contain my beautiful majestic ox-like shoulders 🐊
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
if we’re keeping it real, professor harold hill and marian the librarian from the music man (1962) were serving up that delicious og enemies to lovers sauce
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
thinking about the domovoi from quest for glory 4 tonight. this is what i look like in my mind's eye. he's gender
illustration of a hairy bony blue weirdo with a doleful expression (and he's naked but nothing significant is visible)
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
fairy godmother………i wish to go to the reptilian disco
Photo of a pair of leggings with the handwritten store tag “Reptilian disco leggings $12”
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
buying roasted bell peppers bc i probably won’t have anyone to kiss tonight & this is the closest i can get to the sensation of someone else’s tongue in my mouth
photo of a jar of roasted red bell peppers with a shopping cart in the background
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