🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 23/08/2026i have got to start talking about my chores this way 000
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 22/07/2026me when im getting menaced by a dead manta ray and a bunch of skulls 000
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 13/07/2026this is suuuch a good perspective tbh. unfortunately i have fallen prey to the allure of this stupid fucking bread hat and it's already on its way 110
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 01/07/2026phrases that hit your vocabulary like the asteroid hit the dinosaurs 000
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 16/05/2026baby hangs out with me in bed as I recover from surgery but is still pissed i won’t let her step on my abdomen yet 130
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 09/04/2026also this line has gotten catastrophically real as ive gotten older 000
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 08/04/2026im looking at the pattern book Knitted Fairy Tales by Sarah Keen and it's very cute but also i have to say. never once in my life had it occurred to me to wonder what the story of the frog prince would be like if the frog were already the size of a human. 120
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 08/04/2026something about this boar guy is making me wish we had a Richard Scarry adaptation of Beauty and the Beast. 111
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 19/02/2026really enjoying this title page of the 1830s play "The Hunchback" by james sheridan knowles calling itself "THE ONLY UNMUTILATED EDITION". why call it unabridged when you could express your Feelings 020
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 14/02/2026i'm watching the 1921 danish silent film adaptation of dickens' Our Mutual Friend (bc i know how to party on a friday night) and all the characters' names are the same in the danish intertitles except Radfoot has been changed to Ratfood??????? 😭 110
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 05/02/2026really horrid and unpleasant gollum i saw on an 80s copy of the hobbit today 100
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 31/01/2026i think we can all admit richard scarry's miss honey did this outfit better 010
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 11/01/2026theres some sort of tiny monster behind my curtain 070
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 23/11/2025losing my absolute mind HIS NAME IS HARDEN. HARDEN IS HIS NAME 010
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 20/11/2025sorry but the sauce levels here are off the fuckin charts 010
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 21/10/2025rereading jane eyre……..st john rivers baby you are so fuckin funny 010
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 08/10/2025breathtaking addendum on the ingredients list of this facial skin toner from the natural goods store 010
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 26/09/2025i gotta turn this children's book cover into business cards i can just hand to people when i want to get to know them 040
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 13/09/2025today i finally realized that this book cover, which i have seen many times at my library jobs and which always makes me yearn and long for a girlfriend, is in fact depicting two men 110
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 13/09/2025i’m this gorging baby in a nonfiction children’s book about chocolate 010
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 20/07/2025obsessed with this note pinned up in the employee break room of one of my libraries. this is tattoo material 020
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 01/07/2025i don’t have pierced ears because i generally don’t feel the need and Do Not need to start a new collection of expensive trinkets but. god. look at these things from a local shop. if anything could get me to do it………. 010
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 04/06/2025ALSO, i haven't seen the 1975 miniseries (just the 2004) but apparently in that one mr. thornton is played by SIR PATRICK STEWART???? 100
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 26/05/2025these pictures of luo yunxi with just his wigs on from his newest show are fucking flogging me 132
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 25/05/2025i opened this book up and it was just pictures of you and your friends 020
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 08/04/2025please please look at this pink banana alligator i found at the thrift store 041
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 22/03/2025a lot of the intertitles in this move are a hoot and a half actually (Douglas Fairbanks in Robin Hood [1922]; please note that that's the actual title of the film) 120
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 22/03/2025when my friends tell me to just go talk to the cute girl at the function 150
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 20/03/2025me trying to convince myself im still young & fun & interesting 030
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 14/03/2025THARA BABY I MISSED YOU SO BAD (they had an “uncorrected” paperback ARC for sale at half the price of the hardbacks, a special treat just for me) 030
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 21/02/2025pov: you are attempting to eat a meal in my house 000
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 24/01/2025come to the public library, we got books bout BITING 050
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 14/01/2025LOCAL TRAGEDY ALMOST BEYOND BELIEF: this hot pink alligator shirt at the thrift store was too small to contain my beautiful majestic ox-like shoulders 🐊 110
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 09/01/2025if we’re keeping it real, professor harold hill and marian the librarian from the music man (1962) were serving up that delicious og enemies to lovers sauce 110
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 08/01/2025thinking about the domovoi from quest for glory 4 tonight. this is what i look like in my mind's eye. he's gender 110
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 05/01/2025fairy godmother………i wish to go to the reptilian disco 020
🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social · 31/12/2024buying roasted bell peppers bc i probably won’t have anyone to kiss tonight & this is the closest i can get to the sensation of someone else’s tongue in my mouth 000