Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 13/10/2026The doctors said it was terminal, sadly 010
Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Incredibly pedestrian opinion but cinnamon brown sugar is the superior toaster pastry option 110
Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 22/08/2026"Hey I should do x" proceeds to not do x Repeat ad infinitum 020
Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Anglers hate him! Find out how he saves hundreds on bait with this one simple trick! 000
Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 27/07/2026It’s getting harder to thug out this whole unemployment thing than I like 000
Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Now, if only Consign to Memory wasn't stupidly overprised on MTGO... 000
Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I don't think I can continue playing burn in this meta if I want to remain competitive, and it's unfortunate. Fortunately, I can go still back to casting birds. 100
Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Can we delete Guide of Souls from existence like for real 000
Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 10/06/2026She definitely did in Stormblood, but Hancock was the only witness 110
Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Mina the Hollower is hella fun but boy it sure is kicking my ass lmfao 010
Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Ough I am a very sweaty boy right now 000
Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Oh it’s already 1:30 in the morning, my delivery run should end after this. “Go spend another 40 minutes on the road delivering alcohol, idiot” No, DoorDash. “$25” Yes, DoorDash. 000
Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Hey. Go watch Decorado if you can. Fantastic animated film. 001
Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 16/05/2026He stands guard over the local plaza Chinese restaurant #bird 010
Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 11/05/2026That said, I do look forward to grinding out more RCQs for the remainder of Modern season 000
Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 11/05/2026As many games as I jammed this weekend with UR Phoenix, outside non-games (mulligan to 5 or less, variance in general), the deck still feels at least somewhat viable. But man, all the graveyard hate and shit like High Noon 100
Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Getting back into Magic early into Modern season is either a really good or a really silly idea Yet here I am, chucking chickens in the bin 000
Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Learning how to glove so I can attract all the moth baddies 000
Reposted by Certified Bird Moment™dr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 16/06/2025GET SALTMARSHED IDIOT 🧂 3335101479
Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Think I’m coming to this Waffle House too often. They basically have my order memorized 000
Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 02/04/2026One of the fringe benefits of being banished to the gig economy is that I get to take pictures of the bird I occasionally come across during order runs 000
Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 28/03/2026I really should have brought something to occupy my time better with fuck 000
Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 26/03/2026He has been imprisoned for his crimes 000
Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Running deliveries past 2 in the morning really isn’t helping me rehab into someone who operates during normal people hours lmfao 000
Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 15/03/2026I find myself ending up at Waffle House more and more on these late night delivery runs. Not sure if that’s a good thing or not. 100
Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 10/03/2026At the airport food court going absolutely feral watching the girl behind the counter make that sbussy sbop 000
Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 26/02/2026All my applications, rejected. Probably a good time to make good on that whole voiceover thing 000
Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 22/02/2026This creature broke into my house and immediately found the cock sauce bottle. #flork 000
Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Do NOT let this man on the plane with you. 000
Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Showing up to my next interview with that Young Sheldon fit so they’ll eject me from the third story window 000
Reposted by Certified Bird Moment™faye🪽 @segirly.perfectgra.de · 03/02/2026every xenoblade 1 cutscene 764792178
Reposted by Certified Bird Moment™Tom BPM @GATEway FATE @bearpigman.bsky.social · 09/01/2026The best cosplay at the mega man gathering is easily Gutsman's Ass 292063803
Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 01/01/2026This bar will not go un-vomited tonight, of that I can assure you 000
Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Snorting lines of Red 40 just for the love of the game 000