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Certified Bird Moment™

@timeforbird.bsky.social
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This one goes out to all the soccer moms who said I could be on the radio. | 36, he/him | Potentially 🔞, you've been warned.

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Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Incredibly pedestrian opinion but cinnamon brown sugar is the superior toaster pastry option
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Flork @florkofcows.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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hampterland @the-hampter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
"Hey I should do x" proceeds to not do x Repeat ad infinitum
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Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Sure, that probably tracks.
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Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
It’s getting harder to thug out this whole unemployment thing than I like
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Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I don't think I can continue playing burn in this meta if I want to remain competitive, and it's unfortunate. Fortunately, I can go still back to casting birds.
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Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Can we delete Guide of Souls from existence like for real
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Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Mina the Hollower is hella fun but boy it sure is kicking my ass lmfao
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Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Ough I am a very sweaty boy right now
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Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Oh it’s already 1:30 in the morning, my delivery run should end after this. “Go spend another 40 minutes on the road delivering alcohol, idiot” No, DoorDash. “$25” Yes, DoorDash.
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Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Hey. Go watch Decorado if you can. Fantastic animated film.
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Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
He stands guard over the local plaza Chinese restaurant #bird
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Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
As many games as I jammed this weekend with UR Phoenix, outside non-games (mulligan to 5 or less, variance in general), the deck still feels at least somewhat viable. But man, all the graveyard hate and shit like High Noon
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Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Getting back into Magic early into Modern season is either a really good or a really silly idea Yet here I am, chucking chickens in the bin
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Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Learning how to glove so I can attract all the moth baddies
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dr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 16/06/2025
GET SALTMARSHED IDIOT 🧂
A meme of a saltmarsh with a curlew and the caption YOU JUST GOT SALTMARSHED!!! SEND TO A FRIEND TO SALTMARSH THEM. From the RSPB instagram account.
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Flork @florkofcows.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
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Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Think I’m coming to this Waffle House too often. They basically have my order memorized
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Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
One of the fringe benefits of being banished to the gig economy is that I get to take pictures of the bird I occasionally come across during order runs
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Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
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Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Ah. Maybe I am a gambling addict.
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Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
He has been imprisoned for his crimes
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Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Running deliveries past 2 in the morning really isn’t helping me rehab into someone who operates during normal people hours lmfao
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Flork @florkofcows.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
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Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I find myself ending up at Waffle House more and more on these late night delivery runs. Not sure if that’s a good thing or not.
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Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
At the airport food court going absolutely feral watching the girl behind the counter make that sbussy sbop
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Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
All my applications, rejected. Probably a good time to make good on that whole voiceover thing
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Erin Brown @babblewocky.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Prometheus says “hot take” and Greek gods respond “no give that back.”
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Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
This creature broke into my house and immediately found the cock sauce bottle. #flork
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Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Do NOT let this man on the plane with you.
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Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
wtf I love flipping coins
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Flork @florkofcows.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
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Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Showing up to my next interview with that Young Sheldon fit so they’ll eject me from the third story window
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faye🪽 @segirly.perfectgra.de · 03/02/2026
every xenoblade 1 cutscene
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Wacky Lesbian Hour @wackylesbianhour.com · 04/02/2026
PANEL 1

Leslie and Brianne are in their car. Brianne is driving.

Leslie: Brianne, how do YOU deal with people who spout the most asinine beliefs?

Brianne: Eh, I usually just nod and agree with whoever I'm talking to at the moment.

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Leslie: That's no way to live! You ought to take a stand, and speak up for what you really believe in!

PANEL 3

Brianne (turning to Leslie and nodding): Damn, you're so right. I completely agree.

Leslie: Well, I'm glad you've come to your sens-

PANEL 4

Leslie (disgruntled, whipping her head back towards Brianne): Hey wait a minute!
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JC @supernintendo.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
wint @dril
in a world where big data threatens to commodify our lives,. telling online surveys that
¡ "Dont know" what pringles are constitutes Heroism
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Flork @florkofcows.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
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Tom BPM @GATEway FATE @bearpigman.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
The best cosplay at the mega man gathering is easily Gutsman's Ass
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Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
This bar will not go un-vomited tonight, of that I can assure you
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Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Snorting lines of Red 40 just for the love of the game
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Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Ayo check out my cock sauce
It's a novelty bottle of hot sauce in the shape of a rooster (or cock, short for cockerel)
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Flork @florkofcows.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
IT IS GLORY TO BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES BUT TO ALSO BATHE IN THE SHOWER.
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Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
go birds!
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Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
My body is a machine that turns white monsters into repair bills
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Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
All these DDoS attacks against XIV have really helped with getting in gooner prog time
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Crungo @crungokong.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
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Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Marisa Stole the Precious AllSpark
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Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Every time I hit a cluster of AI-involved content while doomscrolling youtube shorts it makes me want to swan dive into a wood chipper
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