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Certified Bird Moment™

@timeforbird.bsky.social
21 followers 25 following 107 posts

This one goes out to all the soccer moms who said I could be on the radio. | 36, he/him | Potentially 🔞, you've been warned.

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Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Sure, that probably tracks.
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Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
He stands guard over the local plaza Chinese restaurant #bird
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Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
One of the fringe benefits of being banished to the gig economy is that I get to take pictures of the bird I occasionally come across during order runs
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Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
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Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
He has been imprisoned for his crimes
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Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
This creature broke into my house and immediately found the cock sauce bottle. #flork
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Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Do NOT let this man on the plane with you.
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Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
wtf I love flipping coins
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Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Ayo check out my cock sauce
It's a novelty bottle of hot sauce in the shape of a rooster (or cock, short for cockerel)
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Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Marisa Stole the Precious AllSpark
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Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
This creature has two braincells and they're both fighting for third place #atlyss
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Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
If you think about it, it's the perfect excuse
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Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Okay Monster Hunter, I get it now.
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Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Goodbye forever, black deck
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Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I gotchu
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Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Now I just need a house of my own to stick this in front of 🥲
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Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 11/06/2024
Technically speaking, I'm ready for Dawntrail now.
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Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 01/06/2024
Happy pride month yall
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Certified Bird Moment™ @timeforbird.bsky.social · 25/05/2024
Darkest timeline
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