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Tim Brock

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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Quiet carriage should include banning pointless announcements from the conductor or train manager.
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nations League has started well then.
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The most annoying thing about curated feeds is when something comes up that you think is interesting and you can’t find it again by any reasonable search a few hours later.
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Totally legitimate opinion, Man City should be stripped of all their titles. League wins should go to the runners up but the cup losers were just lucky to not get drawn with Man City until the final so shouldn’t be given the trophy retrospectively. There’s definitely no bias in this opinion.
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They forgot Unforgotten.
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Philip Stafford @staffordphilip.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"As far as I'm concerned, the first thing you can do for me is to chuck all your medals into the biggest bin you can find, because you've never won any of them fairly."
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Evening. Austria is quite nice.
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If I was supreme leader of the world, on day 1 I’d make sure every eating establishment made it clear whether you are supposed to seat yourself or wait to be seated. Some may say I should use my incredible political power for something more significant. Those people will be imprisoned on day 2.
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hackney isn’t *that* bad.
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Season 2 of the Last Thing He Told Me and Jennifer Garner seems to have forgotten how to act.
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Made a thing: timbrock.photography
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Tim Brock Photography
Landscape and wildlife photography by Tim Brock.
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sat on the Picadilly line through the middle of London and struggling to come to terms with the mobile data signal being much better than most of the east coast mainline.
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Throwback Thurs… Friday.
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Made a thing: timbrock.photography
timbrock.photography
Tim Brock Photography
Landscape and wildlife photography by Tim Brock.
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Misheard Escape to the Country, roughly: the seals consume 25kg of heroin a day.
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Season 3 of The Capture was a bit up its own arse, wasn’t it?
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Oh Coventry.
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The top two thirds of the backs of these shirts are basically indistinguishable 😐 #CovBri #CovBha
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Everton seem to have come dressed as the pitch.
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I see Chelsea took 7 minutes to score today. Slow start by their standards.
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is a conspiracy theory I can get behind www.reddit.com/r/LowStakesC...
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Pakistan’s batting 🙈
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
any phone is foldable if you're strong enough
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Joe Root finally starting to look older than 21.
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Kinda impressed that Claude can solve cryptic crossword clues.
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If I had a pound for every time I heard a song and was like “who’s this, I like it” and it was Harry Styles I’d have £3.
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Football partisanship/brainworms seems to have reached the level of an NHS Principal Lead Psychologist advocating for kicking people in the head. Properly bizarre.
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Helps if you can get away with kicking a player in the head.
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
And kicking people in the head.
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Kicking someone in the head is dangerous play. It doesn’t really matter if he was malicious or incompetent.
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Yeah, never seen anyone get sent off for kicking someone in the head before.
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I mean, it was completely avoidable.
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Gabriel has got away with one there (again).
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The Manchester United kit looks very mid 90’s Arsenal from a distance.
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Harry Wallop @harrywallop.co.uk · 05/09/2026
David Hemingway has a point… 🧦⚔️🏹
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Is it me or is this HMRC question totally ambiguous: 2. Did you send a tax return last year? The last tax year started on 6 April 2025 and ended on 5 April 2026. Is it asking if I filed one last tax year (for tax year before) or this tax year for last tax year?
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I had been wondering what to do with the blackberries that had sprung up in my garden out of nowhere.
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Getting iCloud Drive to optimise my storage was just building up a mound of technical debt. Urrrrgh.
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
For all the “hey Bluesky doesn’t have the Nazis” stuff (low bar, huh) there’s still some truly awful people on this site, celebrating the stabbing to death of a young woman because she happened to work for a bank. Gross.
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Time dilation is real: just try running uphill for a minute.
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 29/08/2026
The Tottenham Hotspur Experience
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Can we please ban Spurs’ advertising hoardings? Absolutely ridiculous.
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
What’s worse than nested pullout menus? Nested pullout menus that disappear if you don’t select anything quickly because you’re squinting at the tiny type trying ti tell the difference between the SkySports channels. Thanks for that one NowTV. Excellent UX. 🙄
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Stuart Broad with the most exquisite bit of commentator cursing: “41 from 41 this pair and going well”. Literally one second later the next sound is the splat of Brooks’ wicket.
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
One thing I actually agree with Donald Trump on: paper straws are rubbish.
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
TIL: there’s a Donnie Darko sequel that has a score of 13% on Rotten Tomatoes.
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Why Tho Meme Painting
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Woot!
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Today I went through Blair Atholl and Dunkeld and Birnam (close enough for what follows) on the train. Are there any other prime ministerial train routes out there?
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Why Not Both? The Iconic Meme
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