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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 2h
What is the movie that came out before you were born that you’ve watched the most times?
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Monty Python: Tim the Enchanter
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 3h
That Coufal o.g. was pretty special.
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 12h
I guess? Just seems ridiculous to me that we’d consider building on a nice urban park over building where some (quite nice) buildings are. Which would be the bigger loss to the people of Newcastle?
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 12h
I’m still legit wondering if we can’t just move Leazes Terrace somewhere else, brick by brick.
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Why Tho Meme Painting
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Like a colourised version of the end credits of Maid Marian.
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Cheering because my train was 62 minutes late, not 58. Should have gone first class.
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The EU EES has really messed with tiny airports.
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
See also, Dolomites.
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’ve never understood why blackberries have a similar form to raspberries while blueberries have a similar(ish) form to blackcurrants. There’s no consistency!
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and to-fucking-morrow
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Quiet carriage should include banning pointless announcements from the conductor or train manager.
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Shame we’re rubbish at the back.
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lovely equaliser. Good game, this.
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nations League has started well then.
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The most annoying thing about curated feeds is when something comes up that you think is interesting and you can’t find it again by any reasonable search a few hours later.
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Totally legitimate opinion, Man City should be stripped of all their titles. League wins should go to the runners up but the cup losers were just lucky to not get drawn with Man City until the final so shouldn’t be given the trophy retrospectively. There’s definitely no bias in this opinion.
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They forgot Unforgotten.
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Philip Stafford @staffordphilip.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"As far as I'm concerned, the first thing you can do for me is to chuck all your medals into the biggest bin you can find, because you've never won any of them fairly."
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I was like “nobody will believe me it was this colour”. Happy to have corroborating evidence it’s not just Photoshop.
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh, I saw similarly-coloured water today: bsky.app/profile/timb...
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Evening. Austria is quite nice.
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If I was supreme leader of the world, on day 1 I’d make sure every eating establishment made it clear whether you are supposed to seat yourself or wait to be seated. Some may say I should use my incredible political power for something more significant. Those people will be imprisoned on day 2.
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hackney isn’t *that* bad.
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Same 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Season 2 of the Last Thing He Told Me and Jennifer Garner seems to have forgotten how to act.
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Too high-brow for me.
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Same points as Manchester United and twice as many as Spurs so y.. no that doesn’t tell you anything.
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Thank you! 🙏
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Made a thing: timbrock.photography
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Tim Brock Photography
Landscape and wildlife photography by Tim Brock.
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sat on the Picadilly line through the middle of London and struggling to come to terms with the mobile data signal being much better than most of the east coast mainline.
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Throwback Thurs… Friday.
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Made a thing: timbrock.photography
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Tim Brock Photography
Landscape and wildlife photography by Tim Brock.
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Misheard Escape to the Country, roughly: the seals consume 25kg of heroin a day.
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ridiculous
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Loki (Tom Hiddleston) is Impressed
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Season 3 of The Capture was a bit up its own arse, wasn’t it?
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’d say professional editors definitely are. Me on the other hand… Actually with Claude I still have to give it boundaries or it will be absurdly picky and basically volunteer to rewrite the whole thing. I’m not sure if that says more about Claude or my writing?
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sixth sense?
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Did you pass out drunk under a tree?
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This Australian one was a bit bigger (and considerably further away).
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Wasn’t his call 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Oh Coventry.
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The top two thirds of the backs of these shirts are basically indistinguishable 😐 #CovBri #CovBha
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Oh, I don’t doubt the fans being against it. Just not sure it matters. You don’t expect football rivalries to be rational, do you? 😃
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Being part of the Superleague Six while not being very good, maybe?
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Everton seem to have come dressed as the pitch.
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I see Chelsea took 7 minutes to score today. Slow start by their standards.
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is a conspiracy theory I can get behind www.reddit.com/r/LowStakesC...
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Tim Brock @timbrock.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Pakistan’s batting 🙈
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
any phone is foldable if you're strong enough
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