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Tim

@timanderson.bsky.social
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Analytical chemist in the business of science. Product Manager. Gen X Bilateral Bionic Hipster. Y'all means All. Rolling for initiative in ATX.

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Tim @timanderson.bsky.social · 3h
No, of course it is still a Scaramucci. We've just now subdivided 1 Scaramucci into 2 Zacarias. Scaramucci is like the metric standard, like gram or meter or liter. So like how milligram is to gram, Zacarias is to Scaramucci.
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Tim @timanderson.bsky.social · 3h
2 Zacarias = 1 Scaramucci
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Tim @timanderson.bsky.social · 3h
So 2 Zacarias = 1 Scaramucci
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Tim @timanderson.bsky.social · 3h
"I don't know" says the Commander in Chief.
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Tim @timanderson.bsky.social · 19h
My wife was a professor at Pepperdine. Luckily not in the law school.
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Tim @timanderson.bsky.social · 23h
The guy who dedicated his life to public health should show gratitude?
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Tim @timanderson.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
After Allbirds did, all bets are off.
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Tim @timanderson.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Zero chance they will.
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Tim @timanderson.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Ooof
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Tim @timanderson.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Uhh. . . Universal healthcare?
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Tim @timanderson.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Wait, so universal healthcare?
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Remember this the next time you read another idiotic piece asking "wHy dO pRoFesSorS aLL vOtE foR DeMoCraTs?" It's a real mystery why more faculty don't back the party that's actively working to destroy them and their work.
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Jack Jenkins @jackjenkins.me · 10/10/2026
One day after the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops and the National Association of Evangelicals came out against the Pentagon’s plan to livestream an execution, Pope Leo has published a tweet reiterating the Catholic Church’s opposition to the death penalty.
Pope Leo XIV • @Pontifex• •4h
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The death penalty is inadmissible because it is an attack on the inviolability and dignity of the person. The common good can be safeguarded and the requirements of justice can be met without recourse to capital punishment: effective systems of detention have been developed that protect citizens while at the same time do not completely deprive those who are guilty of the possibility of redemption.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The NYPD just released surveillance video of the ICE shooting (which occurred off camera). Two men in civilian clothes run up to a car with guns drawn. One second later, one man begins smashing the butt of his gun into the driver’s side window. The driver appears to panic and hit the gas.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You’d have to be a special kind of stupid to bomb a school full of children and still expect to win the Nobel Peace Prize.
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Tim @timanderson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Burn
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10/10/2026
“Zelenskyy could’ve stopped this war many times, and he chose not to … he better damn well stop” — Trump is no longer trying to conceal that he’s fully on Putin’s side
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Tim @timanderson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My salary is higher and yet I still have a mortgage and student loan
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 09/10/2026
This ICE agent’s entire Instagram feed, “shooter.914,” is guns, watches, energy drinks, and alcohol.
A shooter.914 post showing a blue handgun and Reign energy drinkThe console of a car with an energy drink and handgun in the cup holders. In the foreground, shooter.914’s wrist with a fancy watch in it. Background: Two assault rifles and a Monster energy drink A screenshot of his whole account showing more of the same
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Tim @timanderson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
On the upside it sets a precedence for public viewing of Pete’s execution for treason.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 07/10/2026
wow -- Fox Business is now treating Trump's completely made up economic boasts as though they are factual. Note the citation here -- "The White House" Reminder that the entire US economy is about $32t. If we really had $21t flowing in, you'd notice it Fox thinks their viewers are really dumb
Fox Biz screencap that says: "$21 TRILLION INVESTMENTS POURING INTO THE US"
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Tim @timanderson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
100% right
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Tim @timanderson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Commander in Chief encouraged a hostile nation to attack and murder US Navy sailors and Marines in San Diego.
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Tim @timanderson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah, but does your leader threaten to murder millions of their own citizens.
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Tim @timanderson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is an Austin news channel. “Who went to prison” I suppose “Child molester died” was too honest.
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Tim @timanderson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fun fact: in Australia they run south to north.
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Tim @timanderson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It is amazing. Even the fun cartoon shows like Octonauts, Wild Kats plus things like Odd Squad are all amazing. My children’s programming was selling toys.
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Tim @timanderson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Does it have a loo?
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Tim @timanderson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh. Well it was 60 days.
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Tim @timanderson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The music group a-ha is probably wondering why they are receiving a gazillion dollars of royalties from "Take on Me" #DCC #IFYKYK #IWKYM
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Tim @timanderson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Compelled?
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Tim @timanderson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wait until you meet the French.
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Tim @timanderson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And this is how bisexuals secretly get outed.
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Tim @timanderson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hey
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Tim @timanderson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yeah, that’s super weird.
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Tim @timanderson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Did someone say bar?” - P. Hegseth
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Tim @timanderson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Contrary to what many people may think, I do have game. Blammo #wordle Wordle 1,920 2/6* ⬛⬛🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Caroleeena @caroleeena.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🧵Lauren Boebert had sex with three of her staffers. Two of them were women. Her sex partners were Clarisse Navarro, Jeffrey Small and Raven Finnegan. Navarro's husband Jace Ratzlaff: "I assumed this would eventually surface. I’ll have no further comment on this topic.”
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Tim @timanderson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Listen to Tater Salad.
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Tim @timanderson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I mean seems like pharmaceuticals and medical devices are far more complicated, yet the government regulates them.
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Tim @timanderson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Arrow to my major highlight
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Tim @timanderson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Close but not as good as you: Wordle 1,916 3/6* ⬛🟨🟨⬛🟨 🟩🟨🟨⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Tim @timanderson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Kai I green up in Texas, lived in a few states before moving back. The constant lesson for the past 30 years is many Republicans will say this but inadvertently always end up voting for the Texas GOP.
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Tim @timanderson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Passive aggressive communication is a state pastime here.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/09/2026
Hirono to Patel: "I'm still pretty mystified as to why beastiality was taken off the list. You have been so drunk that briefings have been rescheduled so you could sleep it off."
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
LEFT: Donald Trump today, dozing off as the names of those who died on 9/11 are read. RIGHT: Joe Biden today, paying respects to those lost on 9/11. Who's "sleepy" now, loser?
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Tim @timanderson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The housing market loves this. 🙃
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Monteiro @monteiro.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Best Labor Day movies. I’ll start:
Screencap of Lily Tomlin, Dolly Parton, and Jane Fonda arm in arm, walking through the office in 9 to 5.
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 05/09/2026
Good news: he lost.
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