mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 11/10/2026The Big Ten should go back to divisions. It just makes sense. Big Ten Pacific Big Ten Corn Big Ten Rust Big Ten, et al. 000
mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 10/10/2026Yeah the only way Oklahoma was scoring today was if their offense was on the sidelines. 000
mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 10/10/2026James Spann should be the guest picker next time Gameday goes to Tuscaloosa. 010
mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 08/10/2026Absolutely wild to me that we’ve gone this late without a hurricane. 000
Reposted by mister emersonKate Marvel @drkatemarvel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Trying to get British people to tell me exactly how many maths there are 18666
mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 05/10/2026Reminder that Jim Cantore works for a private “weather” television network that would benefit massively from privatizing our network of weather radars. 032
mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 04/10/2026CBS has finally fixed their Titans score bug logo. Not that it helps this team at all… 000
mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 30/09/2026Yeah this is pretty much the nail in the coffin for the Nashville Symphony. They brought in a CEO whose CV included a long list of rebuilding struggling symphony-orchestras to financial solvency. He was the CEO for Nashville for two months and said NOPE. Fuck. 001
mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 29/09/2026Except the PAC-12 did it to themselves when they overestimated their value and rejected their TV deal with ESPN. They went shopping for a new partner, couldn’t get a deal done, and faced financial collapse. So their biggest schools made the right decision and left. 000
Reposted by mister emersonJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 26/09/2026Idk what's happening but the broadcast going directly from "look at this guy whose presence during football games fucks up the audio in the stadium" to the audio being fucked up is really great TV 634346
mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 26/09/2026I see ESPN’s high quality broadcast is really showing itself. 000
mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 23/09/2026What actually terrifies me is during furry conventions, a large amount of our nation’s most talented and critical laborers are all amassed in one place. It’s a national security issue when too many furries gather in one place! We need rules, with Designated Survivor-style furries kept off site. 010
Reposted by mister emersonClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 22/09/2026these people will happily whitewash and paraphrase unhinged Trump rants to make them seem grammatically coherent and authoritative, but if a young woman says “like” we must keep it in there to make sure you know she’s a bimbo infuriating actually 11015206
mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 15/09/2026I think we’re already seeing a run on gasoline here in Tennessee… 000
mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 13/09/2026Oh, Lando… absolutely terrible luck. And of course it’s all kicked off by Stroll. 000
mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 12/09/2026Has FOX ever considered giving TV viewers crowd noise? Why are games with 100,000+ people so damn quiet on TV? I miss CBS games primarily because they actually understood how to create a high quality broadcast. FOX and ABC/ESPN are just garbage quality. 000
mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 10/09/2026They’re so desperate they’re resorting to bribing the people only if they win. Have they tried being less shitty? 000
mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 02/09/2026The ticks this year have been so, so bad and aggressive. The other day I walked through my yard for 1 minute and had to flick two ticks off of my SHIRT. I’ve had to pull four off my skin so far and I’m terrified of getting alpha-gal or Lyme disease. 000
mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 02/09/2026It’s rather annoying how expensive NFL jerseys are. I really want a new Titans jersey, AND one of those Rivalries jerseys. But right away, I’m at $424.98 before tax… Or I could get screen printed jerseys which are guaranteed to fall apart after one wash cycle for only $309.98. What a deal! 100
mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 28/08/2026My contribution to last night’s #lunareclipse. Shot with a Canon EOS R7 400mm. 000
mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 23/08/2026That’s gutting for Max. Last home race and you’re out on lap 2. 000
mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 23/08/2026I’m currently explaining to my soon-to-be 1 year old about intermediate and wet tires. 000
mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 18/08/2026Wait… it’s not a presidential election year. What is she doing out of hibernation? 000
mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 17/08/2026111.7° heat index with a breeze at my house a few minutes ago. We’re being air-fried. Low dew point was 71.7°. Autumn can’t get here fast enough. 000
mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 07/08/2026If you’re a decent human living in Tennessee, there’s rarely a satisfying election night. But we can all celebrate Andy Ogles getting the door slammed in his face. Get fucked, Andy. 000
mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 16/07/2026The phrase you’re looking for is gender-affirming care. 000
mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 15/07/2026Why does everything thing have to have that fucker’s name and face on it? God I can’t wait until we (nationally) finally reckon that he is a felonious piece of shit and purge his name from everything except court and death records. 000
Reposted by mister emersonghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 12/07/2026sometimes you get two bags of chips out of the vending machine I guess 534611582
mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 12/07/2026This is not the aging, controversial, prominent, sitting GOP U.S. Senator I expected to see die right now. 000
mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 07/07/2026I spoke to my 10 month old this morning, the senior human child from our family. She’s still recovering from a teething episode. We talked for just shy of 20 minutes… about IRAN, UKRAINE, the unfolding situation with USMNT, my visit to the Publix, and even a little bit about Roman history. 020
Reposted by mister emersonAriel Edwards-Levy @aedwardslevy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026if I were a professional soccer player, I would 100% score an own goal because I had forgotten which of the two wildly unrelated colors my keeper was wearing this is definitely the only barrier to my being a professional soccer player 01135
Reposted by mister emersonJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 07/07/2026The USMNT and Knicks being really good except for the precise moment when Trump involves himself is really funny 165608961
mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 07/07/2026I don’t know much about soccer but this doesn’t seem good 000
mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 30/06/2026Does anything good ever happen on the last day of the SCOTUS term? 010
mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 20/06/2026So to be a professional soccer player, do you need a degree in performing arts? 010
mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 19/06/2026The “not offsides” celebration was more jubilant than the original goal 010
Reposted by mister emersonAriel Edwards-Levy @aedwardslevy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026the term "pool report" is really getting a disambiguation workout these days, huh 4488
Reposted by mister emersonRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 16/06/2026475 million of them are accidentally clicking on a link in Instagram and getting annoyed 745981735