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mister emerson

@tim.mrsn.tech
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Girl Dad. Gay Married. App Dev. Cynic. Nashville-ish. Trans Rights. Roll Tide.

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mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 12/10/2026
I mean I assumed since my whole personality is just fragments of bits
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Heidi N Closet: I'm a Funny Ho!
ALT: Heidi N Closet: I'm a Funny Ho!
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mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 12/10/2026
@ me next time
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mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 11/10/2026
The Big Ten should go back to divisions. It just makes sense. Big Ten Pacific Big Ten Corn Big Ten Rust Big Ten, et al.
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mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 10/10/2026
OH MY OKLAHOMA
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mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 10/10/2026
Oklahoma still has 0 first down 20 minutes in.
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mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 10/10/2026
Yeah the only way Oklahoma was scoring today was if their offense was on the sidelines.
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mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 10/10/2026
James Spann should be the guest picker next time Gameday goes to Tuscaloosa.
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mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 09/10/2026
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Estelle Reiner: I'll Have What She's Having
Alt: Gif of Estelle Reiner saying, “I'll Have What She's Having”
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mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 09/10/2026
Just not THE leading candidate.
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mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 08/10/2026
Absolutely wild to me that we’ve gone this late without a hurricane.
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mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 06/10/2026
Do we have any idea what the protocol is going forward? They can’t legally execute an ill person, can they? So they would have to get her well enough before trying again?
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Kate Marvel @drkatemarvel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trying to get British people to tell me exactly how many maths there are
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mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 05/10/2026
Reminder that Jim Cantore works for a private “weather” television network that would benefit massively from privatizing our network of weather radars.
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mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 04/10/2026
CBS has finally fixed their Titans score bug logo. Not that it helps this team at all…
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mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 03/10/2026
Nice.
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mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 03/10/2026
Hot potato in Starkville.
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mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 02/10/2026
Looking at the probabilistic outlook for the April 2011 tornado outbreak overlayed with (preliminary) tornadoes illustrates how good we are at this.
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mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 01/10/2026
A tournament wouldn’t work. You have to have a positive dollar balance to play Final Jeopardy! and win.
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mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 30/09/2026
Yeah this is pretty much the nail in the coffin for the Nashville Symphony. They brought in a CEO whose CV included a long list of rebuilding struggling symphony-orchestras to financial solvency. He was the CEO for Nashville for two months and said NOPE. Fuck.
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mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 29/09/2026
Except the PAC-12 did it to themselves when they overestimated their value and rejected their TV deal with ESPN. They went shopping for a new partner, couldn’t get a deal done, and faced financial collapse. So their biggest schools made the right decision and left.
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mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 27/09/2026
What does this mean for any hurricane that does develop? Is all that untapped energy in the Atlantic just waiting to go off like a powder keg, or will it just dissipate with the progressing season?
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 26/09/2026
Idk what's happening but the broadcast going directly from "look at this guy whose presence during football games fucks up the audio in the stadium" to the audio being fucked up is really great TV
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mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 26/09/2026
I see ESPN’s high quality broadcast is really showing itself.
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mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 23/09/2026
What actually terrifies me is during furry conventions, a large amount of our nation’s most talented and critical laborers are all amassed in one place. It’s a national security issue when too many furries gather in one place! We need rules, with Designated Survivor-style furries kept off site.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
these people will happily whitewash and paraphrase unhinged Trump rants to make them seem grammatically coherent and authoritative, but if a young woman says “like” we must keep it in there to make sure you know she’s a bimbo infuriating actually
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mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 18/09/2026
And some are in congress.
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mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 15/09/2026
I think we’re already seeing a run on gasoline here in Tennessee…
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mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 13/09/2026
HOW can the Titans be WORSE than last year??
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mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 13/09/2026
Oh, Lando… absolutely terrible luck. And of course it’s all kicked off by Stroll.
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mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 12/09/2026
Has FOX ever considered giving TV viewers crowd noise? Why are games with 100,000+ people so damn quiet on TV? I miss CBS games primarily because they actually understood how to create a high quality broadcast. FOX and ABC/ESPN are just garbage quality.
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mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 11/09/2026
The sky over Arno has looked like it’s going to collapse for about 30 minutes with nothing on the radar.
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mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 10/09/2026
They’re so desperate they’re resorting to bribing the people only if they win. Have they tried being less shitty?
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mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 10/09/2026
Felt this in my bones. I intended to do this with my daughter but I live on sparsely-trafficked subdivision roads.
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mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 02/09/2026
The ticks this year have been so, so bad and aggressive. The other day I walked through my yard for 1 minute and had to flick two ticks off of my SHIRT. I’ve had to pull four off my skin so far and I’m terrified of getting alpha-gal or Lyme disease.
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mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 02/09/2026
Anyone have a good bootleg/Chinese shop selling these?
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Nah Nope Meme Reaction
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mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 02/09/2026
And this doesn’t even factor in that this team is so bad that it’s a 100% chance whatever player’s jersey *I* select will be gone next year. Why can’t I get a jersey with no name on it…
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mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 02/09/2026
It’s rather annoying how expensive NFL jerseys are. I really want a new Titans jersey, AND one of those Rivalries jerseys. But right away, I’m at $424.98 before tax… Or I could get screen printed jerseys which are guaranteed to fall apart after one wash cycle for only $309.98. What a deal!
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mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 28/08/2026
My contribution to last night’s #lunareclipse. Shot with a Canon EOS R7 400mm.
Near-total lunar eclipse showing a dark red room with a bright northerly cap from August 27, 2026.
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mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 25/08/2026
I Will Always Love You, Dolly 💔
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mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 25/08/2026
#AccidentalRenaissance
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mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 23/08/2026
That’s gutting for Max. Last home race and you’re out on lap 2.
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mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 23/08/2026
I’m currently explaining to my soon-to-be 1 year old about intermediate and wet tires.
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mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 19/08/2026
Okay, I’m out of the loop. Another convention center? What? Where?
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mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 18/08/2026
Wait… it’s not a presidential election year. What is she doing out of hibernation?
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mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 17/08/2026
111.7° heat index with a breeze at my house a few minutes ago. We’re being air-fried. Low dew point was 71.7°. Autumn can’t get here fast enough.
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mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 08/08/2026
We asked nobody and it’s still a mystery!
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mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 08/08/2026
Any luck on licensing MTSU? :(
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mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 07/08/2026
If you’re a decent human living in Tennessee, there’s rarely a satisfying election night. But we can all celebrate Andy Ogles getting the door slammed in his face. Get fucked, Andy.
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mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 06/08/2026
I saw a reel that highlighted all the big budget movies coming out this year and they all had 2 of 3 of Timothee Chalamet, Tom Holland, and/or Zendaya. So any of those probably.
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mister emerson @tim.mrsn.tech · 02/08/2026
your what now
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