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🐖🪩 queen hamball

@tikkikki.bsky.social
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I've been told I'm all the drama and none of the fun. Often thwarted by autocorrect thinking it knows best and my lack of proofreading. Catchphrase: I don’t know what that is. Bluesky’s OG Iowa Hawkeyes fan. Your Hawkeye Fairy Godmother™️, if you will.

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🐖🪩 queen hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 1h
I’ve seen three cybertrucks today. What is wrong with people?
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🐖🪩 queen hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 2h
Unbefuckenlievable. Didn’t even touch her.
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🐖🪩 queen hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 2h
I enjoy watching Caitlin play but the refs make the WNBA unwatchable for me. These women, all of them, deserve better refs than they get. And I’m not saying this as a Fever fan, both teams have gotten hosed at times tonight. But they can’t give Wilson the call every time she touches the ball.
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🐖🪩 queen hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 3h
The sound system is so bad in here that I honestly can’t believe they hold concerts here.
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🐖🪩 queen hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 3h
OMG!! DJ Spinderella just did a set and she closed with Push It. It was pretty cool.
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🐖🪩 queen hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 3h
There is a woman sitting a couple rows behind me who is complaining about how trashy the Fever players are and that they should “go back to the sticks” and just saying the most vile things like “your mom should have swallowed.” I guess she would know from trash.
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🐖🪩 queen hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 3h
Aces fans are not basketball intelligent.
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🐖🪩 queen hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 4h
@crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com we drove past this today!
Sign for the Pinball Hall of Fame in Vegas
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🐖🪩 queen hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 4h
Don’t get me wrong, she’s amazing. She doesn’t need help from the refs.
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🐖🪩 queen hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 4h
No one gets calls like Aja Wilson.
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🐖🪩 queen hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 4h
The Aces do the wave as part of their program. Thanks, I hate it.
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🐖🪩 queen hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 5h
I just realized this is my third WNBA arena. I’ve seen more W games than MNBA games in person.
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🐖🪩 queen hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 5h
Hi gang!
Caitlin Clark warming up, in shot with Aliyah Boston behind her on the Las Vegas Aces court.
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🐖🪩 queen hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 11h
In case you were wondering I did not walk out onto the Grand Canyon Skywalk. I could see through and that was a nope from me. There were/are tears.
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🐖🪩 queen hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gang, I have determined that I have decision fatigue. No one else wants to make a fucking decision and when I do I then have to explain myself. I’m a single person, I don’t answer to anyone, answering to four other people who have done no work towards this trip is exhausting.
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🐖🪩 queen hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sooooooo… we are going to be in Vegas tomorrow night and bought tickets to the Fever/Aces game.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Omigod, this is the most heartwarming story possible! Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435). In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed. So Holly moved him.
From DISCVR blog's Facebook page, a momma bear & a yearling cub on her back in the shallow water.  I think the background has been swapped out, and I can't rule out some AI use there?  God, Facebook has become the social media for AI slop : (

The title of the article, which I link below, is "How Bear 89 earned the name Backpack"
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🐖🪩 queen hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
DOUBLE FUCKEN RAINBOW Seriously, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a rainbow as bright as the inside one.
Double rainbow over SR-89A in Sedona, AZ. Double rainbow in Sedona.
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🐖🪩 queen hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wouldn’t you know it? Right when we get checked into our hotel in Sedona it starts to downpour. Goddamnit.
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🐖🪩 queen hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
An old man just walked in on an OG Members Only jacket.
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🐖🪩 queen hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know this will not be popular but we’ve eaten at In n Out twice and it was good. The sisters had never eaten here before. I’d still like to eat at del Taco but Jesus Sister’s tummy couldn’t handle tacos today.
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🐖🪩 queen hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is not ideal, Jesus sister is not feeling well.
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🐖🪩 queen hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I scored my first 100 pointer on Krillion this morning then biffed to of them so I received a shitty score in the end.
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🐖🪩 queen hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@andrewfleer.com we were going to eat at a hot dog restaurant called Colonel Mustard’s in Holbrook, AZ tonight but it was closed when we went back by. I was really bummed.
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🐖🪩 queen hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My aunt is an amazing artist and my parents and my oldest sister have each had a piece for years. Every time I look at my sister’s I’m jealous that I don’t have one. NOT ANYMORE. Even though it was my second pick (Iowa sister claimed the one I wanted) I love it and I’m so happy to have it.
Watercolor mountain scene with a river near Grand Lake in Colorado.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Let's see the essays. Make them public. Let us read these scrawled golden tickets offered up by Cornell administrators to allow rapists to continue on with their lives unscathed. Was there a required word count? Did any of them use AI to write their "sorry for raping you" pieces? Let us read them.
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🐖🪩 queen hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh, and while we were on our way there we talked about my sister and my uncle going to Mexico to get us antibiotics. At lunch my sister asked my uncle if he would take her across the border for drugs. Like she whispered drugs at him like she wanted heroin or something.
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🐖🪩 queen hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Went to the retired Titan Missile Silo today and I got to pretend I was in the movie Wargames. It was fucken awesome. They asked for a volunteer to “launch” a missile and my hand shot up so fast I almost left the ground. It was crazy though because I felt different after turning the key.
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🐖🪩 queen hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There is someone running for congress down here named Juan and I’m guessing he has a road sign that says Juan + Donald with a heart in the background and I’m not sure that’s the right move. At first I thought it was for his opponent.
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🐖🪩 queen hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I just played my worst ever krillion. That was awful.
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🐖🪩 queen hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
NGL, the trip is going surprisingly well. I was worried the car wouldn’t be big enough for all our stuff but the 2027 GMC Acadia Elevation is really nice. However, I fucking hate the shifter. It is stupid and dumb and I hate it. I also don’t like that the front camera view doesn’t turn on when I’m
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Kimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
But I need to smile more.
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🐖🪩 queen hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
THAT ONE IS FOR WESTERN MICHIGAN
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🐖🪩 queen hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER
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🐖🪩 queen hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“ladies of negotiable affection” I like that term for a sex worker.
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🐖🪩 queen hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I like this cactus.
Saguaro cactus that looks like it’s flipping you off.
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🐖🪩 queen hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It appears I am highly susceptible to prunes.
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🐖🪩 queen hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I just found out my brother-in-law bought a poop knife for the family because his 4 yo granddaughter has such big poops. I’m dying.
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🐖🪩 queen hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Instead Adam Hamilton is attacking progressives and touting how in the middle he is going to be if he is elected. He sucks, but Marshall is a piece of shit.
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🐖🪩 queen hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
LOOKIT WHAT I JUST GOT!!!! @specter177.bsky.social
Three. American Airlines trading cards. 737-800, A321 NEO, A321
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🐖🪩 queen hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Welp, I’ve never made a mistake like this b4 and I’m terribly embarrassed, but also, I’m not a travel agent and I had to coordinate flights from three cities. Anyway, who knew Phoenix had two airports? And why do they need two airports 30 minutes apart? LSS, I sent my parents to Phoenix-Mesa. Oops.
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🐖🪩 queen hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
FML, there’s a computer issue on the plane and they have to get someone in to “run diagnostics.” He said it’s easier to keep us on the plane than have us deplane so I feel like this is not going to be a quick delay.
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🐖🪩 queen hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
States, how do they work? “Kansas City, Missouri/Kansas City, Kansas, I never knew if I was in the right place!” Now he’s bashing Cedar Rapids. BUB, IT’S A GOOD THING IM IN THE WINDOW SEAT WITH SOMEONE BETWEEN US OR I WOULD HAVE WORDS.
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🐖🪩 queen hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sir, you absolutely cannot get from the Country Club Plaza to Westport in five minutes. You are out of your mind. I don’t even think you can’t get there by car in five minutes.
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🐖🪩 queen hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I forgot snacks like a dummy.
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🐖🪩 queen hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Two people not from KC are FUCKING GUSHING about how much they love KC. One of them just said they want to move here. Oops, he also just said he’s tired of the heat, KC ain’t for you, bub. You were here on a perfect weather week, congrats.
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🐖🪩 queen hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m in row nine and somehow boarding group five. Fuck you, American.
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🐖🪩 queen hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Flight leaves in just under an hour and I need 30 minutes of exercise minutes to get a day toward my September goal. Guess I’ll look like a lunatic and walk all of the gates.
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🐖🪩 queen hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Really hoping I can take a nap on the plane.
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BedWords @snacklesbian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i'm still seeing this get shared so just a reminder, this article is wrong in many places and london daily is one of those fake ai newspapers
screenshot of the london daily about page. it says:

Welcome to London Daily, an innovative and unique news experiment driven by advanced artificial intelligence (AI) technology. Our AI system conducts extensive research and fact-checking, presenting a non-biased and diverse perspective on each topic.
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