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🐖🪩 el día de los hamballs

@tikkikki.bsky.social
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I've been told I'm all the drama and none of the fun. Often thwarted by autocorrect thinking it knows best and my lack of proofreading. Catchphrase: I don’t know what that is. Bluesky’s OG Iowa Hawkeyes fan. Your Hawkeye Fairy Godmother™️, if you will.

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🐖🪩 el día de los hamballs @tikkikki.bsky.social · 1h
It has been far too long since I have watched death become her and I need to rectify that 
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🐖🪩 el día de los hamballs @tikkikki.bsky.social · 1h
I have two, bud. A third is beboppin’ around in my noggin’
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🐖🪩 el día de los hamballs @tikkikki.bsky.social · 3h
They are.
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🐖🪩 el día de los hamballs @tikkikki.bsky.social · 5h
I was really, really looking forward to doing fuck all this weekend and was reminded that I have a friend’s party Saturday night. It’s not that I don’t want to go, it’s more that I wish it wasn’t this weekend.
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 7h
Sleepy Hollow High School (in the very real town of Sleepy Hollow, NY) has the best mascot I have ever seen at any level.
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🐖🪩 el día de los hamballs @tikkikki.bsky.social · 7h
This is the best thing I’ve seen in some time.
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🐖🪩 el día de los hamballs @tikkikki.bsky.social · 8h
We had like one week of fall and then back to summer. It was fucking bullshit.
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🐖🪩 el día de los hamballs @tikkikki.bsky.social · 8h
I really hate when I start thinking I might wear something again but I can’t find it anywhere then it just happens to come back in style. This is me and rugby shirts last year. There was something else I did that with a couple years ago but I can’t remember what. And now again with argyle being back
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🐖🪩 el día de los hamballs @tikkikki.bsky.social · 21h
I understand, I’m really ready for fall too, but, ma’am, it was 90 degrees today. It was far too hot for a sweater, corduroy skirt and suede knee high boots. What are you doing?
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🐖🪩 el día de los hamballs @tikkikki.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yeah, I mean, JD was a baseball player.
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🐖🪩 el día de los hamballs @tikkikki.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He’s a good, sweet boy.
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🐖🪩 el día de los hamballs @tikkikki.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Someone is very glad I’m home.
Greyson laying on his side with his tummy exposed to me. My thigh is in the bottom left of the photo.
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🐖🪩 el día de los hamballs @tikkikki.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If I still lived in Iowa I would totally vote for him. Btw, you might recognize someone who has a cameo.
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🐖🪩 el día de los hamballs @tikkikki.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
In case you were wondering how my butt felt after six hours of baseball.
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🐖🪩 el día de los hamballs @tikkikki.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER (x2)
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🐖🪩 el día de los hamballs @tikkikki.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hey gang, I just learned that the Obama Foundation building is built like a North Korean guard tower. That feels incorrect but, I don’t know, that’s what FoxNews said.
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🐖🪩 el día de los hamballs @tikkikki.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I know but they are mad about WHAT it is named. They are calling it Todd instead of Isaias.
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🐖🪩 el día de los hamballs @tikkikki.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Why are the fucking idiots mad about the name of the hurricane?
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🐖🪩 el día de los hamballs @tikkikki.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER
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🐖🪩 el día de los hamballs @tikkikki.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Now they call holding? Gee, thanks.
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🐖🪩 el día de los hamballs @tikkikki.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
LETS GO HAWKS chant picked up by the mics at an away game is deliciously disrespectful.
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🐖🪩 el día de los hamballs @tikkikki.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I respect him not acknowledging ISU. He has my sword.
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🐖🪩 el día de los hamballs @tikkikki.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’m cool if they just keep leaving guys open in the end zone.
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🐖🪩 el día de los hamballs @tikkikki.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nor are you in that commercial.
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🐖🪩 el día de los hamballs @tikkikki.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What about the two PIs they didn’t call on Washington?
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🐖🪩 el día de los hamballs @tikkikki.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Easy to be comfortable in the pocket when your O-line holds on every play. Who do they think they are, Wisconsin?
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🐖🪩 el día de los hamballs @tikkikki.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Iowa fans were having too much fun, the football gods were displeased.
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🐖🪩 el día de los hamballs @tikkikki.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I don’t know anything about that.
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🐖🪩 el día de los hamballs @tikkikki.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Doug is full of shit.
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🐖🪩 el día de los hamballs @tikkikki.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
West coast bias
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🐖🪩 el día de los hamballs @tikkikki.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I know things are going well but I’m greedy and would like a pick-6.
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🐖🪩 el día de los hamballs @tikkikki.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Doug, you are an actor. You are not a Democrat.
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🐖🪩 el día de los hamballs @tikkikki.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My mom: are they not good? Me: no, they are not good.
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🐖🪩 el día de los hamballs @tikkikki.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That’s what the kids call WIDE THE FUCK OPEN
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🐖🪩 el día de los hamballs @tikkikki.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hi sweetie girl!
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🐖🪩 el día de los hamballs @tikkikki.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Big same. I was very sad.
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🐖🪩 el día de los hamballs @tikkikki.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Everybody gets a sack!
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🐖🪩 el día de los hamballs @tikkikki.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Vonnhamme was a pumpin’ them leggies.
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🐖🪩 el día de los hamballs @tikkikki.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Never in doubt.
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🐖🪩 el día de los hamballs @tikkikki.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I didn’t like it.
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🐖🪩 el día de los hamballs @tikkikki.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yeah, that guy.
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🐖🪩 el día de los hamballs @tikkikki.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A
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🐖🪩 el día de los hamballs @tikkikki.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
HES BUSY
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🐖🪩 el día de los hamballs @tikkikki.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What about the E guy who played at Iowa?
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🐖🪩 el día de los hamballs @tikkikki.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Holy shirtballs! What a freakin’ run.
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🐖🪩 el día de los hamballs @tikkikki.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Three and a half hours into my drive home and I realized my seat warmer was on. My legs are sweating like crazy.
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🐖🪩 el día de los hamballs @tikkikki.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Worth it for you for sure.
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🐖🪩 el día de los hamballs @tikkikki.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s so disingenuous to say he is going there to help candidates when everyone who knows anything knows it is for 2028.
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🐖🪩 el día de los hamballs @tikkikki.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I really wanted to go and I’m super bummed I’m not there but I couldn’t pass up the chance to see Iowa baseball at Field of Dreams and see my nephew* play in the game. Even if it is for KU. *cousin’s son
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🐖🪩 el día de los hamballs @tikkikki.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sucks to suck. A bunch of my coworkers had started running SOPs and WIs through copilot for it to summarize them and now we have a new training program with quizzes we have to take before signing off. I blame them for this.
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