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They/Them | Queer | 36 | London Everyone's 'a little bit autistic' until it's time to hyperfixate on this dick 18+ account (at least in theory)

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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 14h
... DID THIS BITCH JUST CALL ME OLD?!
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 16h
My main issue with drawing atm is that it leaves a lot of space for thinking, which leads me either to think about all the things that are frustrating me atm, which makes me not feel like drawing, or to think about my Daggerheart game which causes me to stop drawing so I can go plan something. >.>
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 21h
I LOVE LAMP! Realistically my current low mood is being caused by recent dramas and this job still not giving me a start date, rather than S.A.D., but I have no control over those things so we're trying this instead. >.>
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm so tired of receiving notifications from my music app that essentially say "New album by [artist that has been dead for anywhere up to 70 years]." There's just something so ghoulish about it. >.>
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Got the 'Baby Shoes' story beat by two whole words.
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't think any company, anywhere, has ever made a decision more anti-consumer than Disney+ making Wayne fucking Rooney's face be the first thing users see when they open the app.
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've never felt as seen as this picture makes me feel seen.
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
One of the (many, many, MANY) annoying things about modern websites and AI BS is that no one ever has a nice, clean FAQ anymore. It's all 'talk to our chatbot!' Well I would if your chaTBOT WERE ACTUALLY FUCKING WORKING, JONATHAN
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Geek Native @geeknative.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
UK Games Expo has banned generative AI art, text, and merchandise across all NEC exhibition halls, bringing the convention in line with broader British tabletop standards. Standholders face removal or bans if their products aren't made by humans. #UKGE
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UK Games Expo bans generative AI art and text across all trade halls
UK Games Expo has introduced a mandatory policy prohibiting generative AI art and text across all NEC trade halls, requiring exhibitors to sell only human-made games.
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I remembered to remove my white t-shirt before cooking a tomato-based pasta sauce. Please clap.
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bisexual Visibility Day is actually a hate crime because how dare you perceive me.
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The things you people think don't need to be tagged as explicit is fucking wild.
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You know what sucks about being in your thirties? Nobody posts ambiguous lyric quotes to indicate that they're feeling ✨moody✨anymore. That used to be such a good way to find songs.
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Johan Nohr @nohr.se · 22/09/2026
You know what goes perfectly in the rat bag? The rat purse.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Someone please tell me why I just had to do three separate 2FA processes in order to book a bloody haircut. I hate the future. >.>
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Defund the BBC (after they've finished Ludwig).
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Every now and then, about 2 or 3 times a year, I experience complete amnesia, forget just how much I fucking despise Reddit, and inflict the same mental damage on myself all over again.
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Five days later and despite having fully pieced together a coherent narrative and made sense of it all, I'm still very much reeling from this. >.> I dread to think how many hours I've disassociated into Pokopia this week. 😅
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Blocking the Bluesky Head of Trust and Safety because he makes me feel unsafe and I don't trust him. 🙃
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Huge news for fans of Bad Dragon.
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Croissants can't do anything that toast doesn't do better. I said what I said.
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
... I feel like there were better ways to phrase this.
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My pronouns are They, but not Them, because I could never be them.
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"This time last year you were in Berlin!" Thank you for reminding me. "This time two years ago you were in Berlin!" Yes thank you phone I know. "This time three years ago you were in Berlin!" Yes. I. Know. "This time four years ago you wer-" I FUCKING KNOW!
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Had the most intense "I'm too autistic to understand how this situation has happened" moment that I've had in a very long time today. >.> Quite possibly the most intense one I've had since before finding out about the whole autism thing.
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Ben Paddon 🎃 @benpaddon.net · 13/09/2026
An AI flyer is a brown M&M test. If your event or business is cutting corners by using an AI flyer, where else are you cutting corners? What else are you cheating out on? Why should I be bothered to go somewhere you couldn't be bothered to promote with a little of your own personality?
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I've read a ton of articles recently about how AI is going to kill us all in the next two years or whatever, and not a single one of them explains either; - HOW the AI is going to kill us all - What benefit the AI is delivering or might deliver that makes the risk worth it
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I made exactly one (1) reference to Fullmetal Alchemist, so I guess it's time for me to rewatch the entirety of Brotherhood for the 97th time.
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I never watched An Idiot Abroad but I imagine it was a lot like watching Tom Scott in Jet Leg.
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Apparently my music app will download my Berlin/BDSM playlist every September, whether I'm actually there or not. >.>
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
That’s my Samus
BREAKING NEWS
WOMAN LITERALLY TOO ANGRY TO DIE
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SHE JUST KEEPS BLOWING UP PLANETS WE CAN'T STOP HER
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'd forgotten about the Metroid announcement and was just like 'What sort of weird ass fursona is that?' >.>
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Finally moving over to shared care for my ADHD meds. \o/ All in all, Care ADHD was a solid, if somewhat frustrating service for Right to Choose. It's taken about 14 months to go from initial contact to shared care, but most of the delays were unavoidable.
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Reposting this because
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I can't tell if Bluesky has really slowed down lately or if I just have so many filters set up and accounts blocked that nothing can get through anymore. Admittedly I did stick a bunch of Folsom words on my temp filters so that the FOMO didn't literally kill me. >.>
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Crisppyboat @crisppyboat.ca · 09/09/2026
The World Beyond
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It feels like there's a real lack of energy in gaming atm, and I wonder how much of that is ✨capitalism✨ and how much of it is just everyone waiting for GTA 6 to get out of the way. >.>
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Well, that was the most mediocre Nintendo Direct in a good few years. >.> Lots of good announcements, but no showstoppers. Really feel like they shouldn't have given Zelda its own thing. Still leagues ahead of State of Play though.
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Me and @katskink.bsky.social at the remake of a completely random Yugioh GX game we've never even heard of.
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Eventually, Samus needs to face facts and accept that it's her fault she keeps getting stuck on random planets.
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
... So, like, when will they be showing the NEW games? >.>
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I've literally never seen Noir Dedede before but I'm very excited to make it my ENTIRE personality.
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Oatchi can get fucked.
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I stg there had better be more than 'you can wear a bow now' in the Pokopia DLC. >.>
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I literally couldn't tell you if this is a new Monster Hunter or not because they all look EXACTLY the damn same.
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Today is the first possible day where I MIGHT find out my start date for my new job, but it could still be another month on top of this. 🙃 I'm 👏SO👏FUCKING👏BORED👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
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