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They/Them | Queer | 36 | London Everyone's 'a little bit autistic' until it's time to hyperfixate on this dick 18+ account (at least in theory)

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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 3h
Stephen Priory
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 4h
TIL that Feraligatr sleeps like a bottom that's passed out at the end of an orgy.
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 14h
Day 246: Doing a study of one of my favourite artists, Varguy, who does art for the Obojima books. Struggling with the cross-legged pose. 😅 This is basically the sort of style that I'm trying to aim for - vibrant, whimsical, and it's relatively quick to draw but without being too oversimplified.
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Four mediocre white guys, three of them boomers. Pardon me while I die of shock.
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Day 284: We're having another 'I can't remember anything I've learned over the past year' day today. >.> Can't wait till I have money to pay for services that'll help me understand why the hell my brain acts this way again. 😅
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Day 282: IDK, neither my hand or brain are working properly today. >.>
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Or maybe not Darklands as it's apparently already sold out. >.>
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
OH MY GOD I HAVE A JOB I CAN GO TO DARKLANDS NEXT YEAR AND EASTER BERLIN AND FOLSOM AND ANYTHING ELSE I WANT TO SEXY NATHAN IS BACK AND THEY ARE MEDICATED!
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
How did we get to the point where 'put this list of items into alphabetical order' is considered an unreasonable ask from software UI? >.>
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Day 281: Some ghosts that I used to learn a bit more about tints, tones, and shades. I'm getting the hang of it, I think. \o/
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Day 280: Random boxes, but with colour this time so I could play around with tints, tones, and shades.
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Day 279: Yet more random boxes >.>
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wrote in my diary on the way here... Simply says "Bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger."
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Muting this. Why do I never go viral for my cutting and sophisticated wit or rugged good looks? >.>
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is the front page of the BBC Politics section atm. The first article that is actually about a member of the current government is SEVENTEEN articles down (past two articles slagging off the Greens). And it's about Burnham's opinions on some football thing. Defund the BBC.
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The X-Files would be a lot more interesting if Mulder was literally ever wrong about anything.
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I honestly don't remember the last time I actually listened to an album from start to finish.
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I FINALLY have a start date! \0/
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Day 278: A quick attempt at sketching Vivi. It's very shaky - I don't know why all my lines are so shaky atm >.> - but a lot better than anything else I've done recently, so I might take another crack at it tomorrow.
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Live Chats need to be criminalised as a form of psychological warfare istg
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A weird thing about having changed my name is that it has altered my memories. I was thinking about a childhood memory of my Nan, and in the memory, she calls me Nathan, not my birth name, even though I didn't start using Nathan till decades later, long after she'd died. Memory is bullshit yo
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don't want to be that guy, but I REALLY feel like we should have found all the ancient roman shit by now.
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Day 277: Hey brain, remember how we spent most of the last year learning how to draw and got pretty okay at it? Brain: Er, no? The fuck are you talking about? We've literally never held a pen before. Stop gaslighting me you crazy bitch. So anyway I can't draw anything other than blocks atm. >.>
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
OH GOD ITS SETH GREEN
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm watching The X-Files for the first time ever and WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE SECOND EPISODE IS CALLED 'DEEP THROAT'?!
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Day 276: Some random-ass boxes. I left drawing too late and could think of literally nothing else to draw. >.>
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I really need a list of good anime where I will not at any point see the male main character faceplant into a woman's tits, or a pantie-shot of a very clearly underaged girl. >.>
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This locktober drama is, by a wide margin, the dumbest thing that has ever happened. I'm stripping out all my word filters just so I really properly enjoy it.
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Literally no part of this is true.
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Day 275: First attempt at cel-shading... I think. I'm not 100% sure what it is and I wasn't in the mood to read a guide. 😅But whatever I did, I definitely like it more than the other method I tried. So far, Dregs McCoy is coming out a lot more feminine than I'd originally intended, but oh well.
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
... DID THIS BITCH JUST CALL ME OLD?!
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My main issue with drawing atm is that it leaves a lot of space for thinking, which leads me either to think about all the things that are frustrating me atm, which makes me not feel like drawing, or to think about my Daggerheart game which causes me to stop drawing so I can go plan something. >.>
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Day 274: A quick first sketch of my character for a Neon Odyssey playtest I'm doing. Gregs McCoy, Raizo Powertech Tracer and bounty-hunter extraordinaire. (Yes, he'll basically be Samus)
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I LOVE LAMP! Realistically my current low mood is being caused by recent dramas and this job still not giving me a start date, rather than S.A.D., but I have no control over those things so we're trying this instead. >.>
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
OMG WTF I'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH MULTIPLE WINDOWS FOR MONTHS I HATE IT HERE
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Day 273: A slightly wobbly turtle. >.>
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm so tired of receiving notifications from my music app that essentially say "New album by [artist that has been dead for anywhere up to 70 years]." There's just something so ghoulish about it. >.>
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Got the 'Baby Shoes' story beat by two whole words.
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't think any company, anywhere, has ever made a decision more anti-consumer than Disney+ making Wayne fucking Rooney's face be the first thing users see when they open the app.
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Day ???: My personal demons have been slain, my social circle collapse has been mostly averted, and my new Daggerheart campaign is mostly on the road. I can finally return to this and not immediately have my brain melt the second I start trying \o/ (Still no bloody start date for the job though >.>)
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've never felt as seen as this picture makes me feel seen.
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
One of the (many, many, MANY) annoying things about modern websites and AI BS is that no one ever has a nice, clean FAQ anymore. It's all 'talk to our chatbot!' Well I would if your chaTBOT WERE ACTUALLY FUCKING WORKING, JONATHAN
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Geek Native @geeknative.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
UK Games Expo has banned generative AI art, text, and merchandise across all NEC exhibition halls, bringing the convention in line with broader British tabletop standards. Standholders face removal or bans if their products aren't made by humans. #UKGE
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UK Games Expo bans generative AI art and text across all trade halls
UK Games Expo has introduced a mandatory policy prohibiting generative AI art and text across all NEC trade halls, requiring exhibitors to sell only human-made games.
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I remembered to remove my white t-shirt before cooking a tomato-based pasta sauce. Please clap.
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bisexual Visibility Day is actually a hate crime because how dare you perceive me.
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The things you people think don't need to be tagged as explicit is fucking wild.
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You know what sucks about being in your thirties? Nobody posts ambiguous lyric quotes to indicate that they're feeling ✨moody✨anymore. That used to be such a good way to find songs.
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Johan Nohr @nohr.se · 22/09/2026
You know what goes perfectly in the rat bag? The rat purse.
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