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TickyTacky

@tickytackyboi.bsky.social
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I'm both here and there

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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
We saw Halloween candy and decorations in stores last month and could not figure out why.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Hope you enjoyed your lasagna, or should I say, SHMEGSAGNA!
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
When my back is bad enough, im thankful my girlfriend takes over cooking for me. I'd just be dying on the ground if it weren't for her.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Look at this fuckin guy.
Mr B, a big tabby cat, striped of brown and black. Red undertones, gray abound, he is a good boy.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Woulda look at this little walleyed guy. Love a cicada.
Underside of a cicadaTop view of a cicada
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Damn, I guess everything is ran off vibes now.
Monitor showing vibe speed per minute.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
*shitting myself* I look at my peers faces twisted in disgust. "Comedy, ever heard of it?"
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
"And that's how I met your mother." I finish my story and notice my current wife is looking down silently crying. The kids have their heads together, temples lined up. The eldest is holding a pistol to the free side of his head. I smile. What goofs they are. Hyuck.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Wow, were really taking my asshole for a joyride out here, arent we?
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Heard a dude in the stall next to me moan "oh no..." while taking an awful shit, so my mornings not so terrible in perspective.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
How I love drawing little creatures.
Silly little dodo bird drawingDrawing of a cats head and face, happy little fellaThe back end of a creature with a long neck and a suit.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Los Sara Fontan, if you havent listened to them, do so. Theyre tight as fuck.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Looking like a Betty Boop character when im trying to stand still cause my darned back be hurtin.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
If i ask you if you like or enjoy somebody and you say "theyre nice" im going to fully scream like Donald Sutherland until I get a real answer.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I yearn for the swell and contraction of time; the abstraction of reality and existence Oh how crushing and beautiful the feeling of loss and loneliness sided by overwhelming love My brain a dampened mossy cave comfortable in its own forced to stumble out upon a dull and dusty expanse Don't get lost
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Little lesser nighthawks scared me a bit, just about walked on top of them they blend into the ground so well.
Lesser nighthawk blending into the rocks it sits on.Lesser nighthawk? Sitting on the ground.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Slimy mushie
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Didn't even watch the movie, but the trailers on the Step Up movie ingrained "its hard out here for a pimp" and "its not the size of the dog" forever in my pickled brain of quotes.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
From a local Korean newspaper, good shit.
Trump depicted with a robbers mask, holding a sack that say 3 billion dollars. The text is in Korean. I dont know Korean.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Me: whats goin on with my car? Fantano as a mechanic: Traaaaansmission
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
in the game of 'peekaboo' where does mommy go?
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Whenever i see @shuchancellor.bsky.social talkin bout eunuchs I hear Primus: THESE EUNUCHS IN THEIR PRADA AND GUCCI FLAVORED CLOTHES WOULDNT KNOW A FRESH PERSPECTIVE IF IT BIT EM UP ON THE NOSE
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
OHHHHH FUCK YEAH, MY PEDOPHILE GRANDFATHER DIED, ITS A GOOD DAY
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Just to let you know, bubblegum is just banana flavoring+.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Bucket measure up for an unreasonably large cock cage.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Good day to black folks ONLY today, the rest of you can suck SCUM
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
You know, for all the bad hes done, Ive really gotta hand it to Trump. Its surprising he's still got the flexibility from his younger days, to bend his leg enough to get his toes into his mouth.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Another long
Long ass boy
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Baguna
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
What with time being a flat circle, I wonder how close we are to coming back to this.
Charles II of Spain
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Not a damn Calbee chip in sight, this review is a failure.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Whole block of restaurants and small shops i go to regularly are getting shut down and paved over for what I can only assume are more unaffordable (or specifically for old folks) or a 7 Eleven with gas station to go along with the 4 others in a 2 block radius. Cant have shit.
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Gemma Matthews - The Sewing Songbird @thesewingsongbird.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Finally the last stitch is in, and I can now reveal my latest embroidery. I hope you enjoy… I’m off to stretch and give my hands a rest! 😉🪡🌿🌺 *All completely freehand stitched, no patterns, paint, or guides just plenty of threads. #stitchedart #thesewingsongbird
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
He's my favorite boy.
A sleepy little guy, a cutie patootie with dark brown stripes, a red tint and a pink nose.Up close of the patootie.Such a loooooong boy. A snake of a cat.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Picked up the hose to fill the swamp cooler, and what do ya know! Leaf cutter bee had made herself all comfy inside. The little structures or so cool, little beeswax pellets with leaves formed around, and a little sleepy bee.
Round pieces of leaf formed around beeswax creating cylinders on top of eachother, turning into tubes.Round pieces of leaf formed around beeswax creating cylinders on top of eachother, turning into tubes.Round pieces of leaf formed around beeswax creating cylinders on top of eachother, turning into tubes.
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 28/05/2026
lavishly commission like 5000 high end horror artists, furry pornographers, mecha nerds, indie cartoonists and every other artist with wildly different styles and repertoires from my own to draw some little redwall ass shrews just to see how they'd do it. i think it'd be fun for everyone involved.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
The RAIN is rinsing off the STEnch of WEAKness and restoring my NATural Odor of DOMINANCE. Smell my power!
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
They didnt laugh when I answered an application question with "well im no rocket scientist", so I was surprised when I got the job.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I havent laughed as hard as I did in a while, what the fuck is this. I cant watch porn in Arizona, but ill get a fucking AI JOI ad. Go fuck yourselves.
Picture of an ad for AI jerk off instruction videos.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I love plumbing my sink with 3 extra copper lines to nowhere. My customers always appreciate it.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Praise be to whatever god, its only an 8 hour work day.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Bring. Back. Fuck-ugly to regular looking people in movies. I need folks with goofy teeth, weird looking heads and faces, a skinny neck on a fat body. Prerelease please please.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Wow. Whoa. Waow. Very cool.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
But whabout rouge da boob? She fuck? Or just boob?
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
happy mother’s day to dr pepper
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Alex Wild @alexwild.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy Mother’s Day everyone, and best of luck keeping all your little ones together.
Macro photograph of a mother centipede curled atop an enormous pile of waxy white baby centipedes, two of them snuggled up outside by her head.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
What are you, some sorta.. sauasage?
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I was told to whimper. Instead, I pissed in the carpet. We are NOT that dame.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
You might not know this, but my mom was the one sucking cock in the famous Tiananmen square tank photo.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Vodka pickles, babe? A bottle of vodka to wash down your pickle, babe?
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