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TickyTacky

@tickytackyboi.bsky.social
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I'm both here and there

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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Cops have stated here that if youre gonna shoot somebody to make sure you kill them. The dead dont testify.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
We saw Halloween candy and decorations in stores last month and could not figure out why.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
What fucking horseshit stupid men who have no interest in expanding their minds or understandings of the world around them.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Thats like... every other month at my job.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Hope you enjoyed your lasagna, or should I say, SHMEGSAGNA!
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
You would think, but the bat filter that goes to the bat hole of his bat suit is used for bat sweat to give to his bat fans, as a gift.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
When my back is bad enough, im thankful my girlfriend takes over cooking for me. I'd just be dying on the ground if it weren't for her.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Look at this fuckin guy.
Mr B, a big tabby cat, striped of brown and black. Red undertones, gray abound, he is a good boy.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Woulda look at this little walleyed guy. Love a cicada.
Underside of a cicadaTop view of a cicada
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I would be wholly out of debt and regular life proceeding would be infinitely easier.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Damn, I guess everything is ran off vibes now.
Monitor showing vibe speed per minute.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Its only a coincidence Grindr spikes in those areas.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I know you got that thang on you. Quickly now, the Mayor of Townsville needs your help!
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Got a few too many fingers im afraid.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Hey, heyyyy, its cool, I hear that book is much too advanced for most people anyway.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Thank god, I've been so confused on why we had to end with X Y and Z.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Its more surprising to me that KISS is a group people talk about at all.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
*shitting myself* I look at my peers faces twisted in disgust. "Comedy, ever heard of it?"
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
"And that's how I met your mother." I finish my story and notice my current wife is looking down silently crying. The kids have their heads together, temples lined up. The eldest is holding a pistol to the free side of his head. I smile. What goofs they are. Hyuck.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Wow, were really taking my asshole for a joyride out here, arent we?
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Heard a dude in the stall next to me moan "oh no..." while taking an awful shit, so my mornings not so terrible in perspective.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
How I love drawing little creatures.
Silly little dodo bird drawingDrawing of a cats head and face, happy little fellaThe back end of a creature with a long neck and a suit.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Coupla goofs
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I find it to be a filler word like "just". I dont hate it, but if I hear it enough I will only think about the word being used and not what's being said.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Los Sara Fontan, if you havent listened to them, do so. Theyre tight as fuck.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Weak.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Crazy to see the same shit happening at different shops than mine. Lots of early retiring, quitting, shuffling of positions, downsizing, demotions, etc. and so forth.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Not even sure what words those are tbh.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I dont think the number ratings matter much. Ill read the bad reviews people left. If theyre bitching about the staff, seating, etc., and theres not much talk of the food, im gonna roll the dice. People leave 1 star reviews when they dont get their water filled the second they need it.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Its like im watching a crime doc right now.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Got a recommendation? You've always got good looking foods.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
You ever make yourself curry with the canned curry pastes?
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Looking like a Betty Boop character when im trying to stand still cause my darned back be hurtin.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
If i ask you if you like or enjoy somebody and you say "theyre nice" im going to fully scream like Donald Sutherland until I get a real answer.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Mmmmhm. All of the same psycho ilk.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
After going to the Navy I realized it was the same thing for any leader type. Weird losers who need to impose themselves onto anybody they can.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
God i hope they do.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I yearn for the swell and contraction of time; the abstraction of reality and existence Oh how crushing and beautiful the feeling of loss and loneliness sided by overwhelming love My brain a dampened mossy cave comfortable in its own forced to stumble out upon a dull and dusty expanse Don't get lost
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Little lesser nighthawks scared me a bit, just about walked on top of them they blend into the ground so well.
Lesser nighthawk blending into the rocks it sits on.Lesser nighthawk? Sitting on the ground.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Makes my ass tighten. There are already gunshots here and there around my place, firework season puts me on edge.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Slimy mushie
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Explains the large head, too much huff.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Didn't even watch the movie, but the trailers on the Step Up movie ingrained "its hard out here for a pimp" and "its not the size of the dog" forever in my pickled brain of quotes.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
From a local Korean newspaper, good shit.
Trump depicted with a robbers mask, holding a sack that say 3 billion dollars. The text is in Korean. I dont know Korean.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
For myself, thats the feeling I get when I havent worked on some sort of project I enjoy. Busy as hell all day, but no music? No crochet? Waisted day.
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Me: whats goin on with my car? Fantano as a mechanic: Traaaaansmission
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Maybe too simple of a question, but do you try looking for friends first?
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
in the game of 'peekaboo' where does mommy go?
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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Whenever i see @shuchancellor.bsky.social talkin bout eunuchs I hear Primus: THESE EUNUCHS IN THEIR PRADA AND GUCCI FLAVORED CLOTHES WOULDNT KNOW A FRESH PERSPECTIVE IF IT BIT EM UP ON THE NOSE
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