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👋 Fellow white people: does anyone else love the way “nigga” rolls off the tongue, or is it just me?

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W I hope you get it! Tech interviews are so annoying

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Chicago has one of the best park systems in the entire country. Imagine how much better it would be if the people in charge of it gave a shit!

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I know the horse has been beaten to death on this subject, but the lack of park bathroom access also makes me so angry I see red

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I still can’t believe I’m moving to Albuquerque, New Mexico

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Logan Square residents when they find out you aren’t poly

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And the controversy? Her big honking hooters were out!

FBI guy at the Boston office reading this and getting pissed off he has to drive to New Hampshire to investigate this account for credible threats

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Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Erectile Dysfunction Real Hahaha Nigga Just Make Blood Flow Into Your Dick Like Get Hard Haha

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Vibe coding a French version of Grindr called Faguette

It's going to be so awesome when Sam Altman, Dario Amodei, and Elon Musk get sentenced to 500 years at a hard labor camp

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Testing a new posting style. Let me know what you think!

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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 23/09/2026

It’s called the Windy City because a lot of you bitches are full of hot air 💯✊🏻

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Local cops when they see ICE

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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 23/09/2026

Being a local cop in 2026 is really funny because those guys love ICE and their mission so much. But not joining ICE likely means they’re too stupid even for the agency’s standards or they can’t run an 18 minute mile

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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 23/09/2026

That's cool man, I also work at Anthropic on the Claude Code team

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Hopefully the future residents of the housing he approves don’t get killed biking in his district!

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New bit I’ve been working on: I made a hot woman my profile picture on chess.com and horny guys keep fucking up and losing because they keep wasting time flirting with me

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We’re all white babies in god’s hot Ford Bronco

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Really cannot be understated how much better of a place Chicago would be if there were at minimum 30% less cars on the road. The root of so many problems in this city is that too many motherfuckers here drive

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Felt representative of Metra as a whole: annoying to use for no reason at all

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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Funny thing I learned when migrating all of my transit bots and chicagotransitalerts.app to the cloud so I could take my home server down for a few weeks: Metra doesn’t let you hit their APIs from non-US ip addresses, while the CTA does

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Reposted by Mr. Cardio

Chronically online bike urbanists have got to get new material

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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 21/09/2026

Pretty much every annoying person I know in Chicago goes to Riot Fest. Says a lot about our society…

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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 21/09/2026

Doing a land acknowledgment before I kill myself

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CTA operations and management is a jobs program for Chicagoans with severe brain damage

15-20 minute frequencies on every bus and train I’ve taken today. I’m getting pretty close to referring to CTA employees as slurs

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Neighborhood crackhead rummaged through my car again ✊🏻

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It has been a dream of mine to get an opinion article published in the city’s paper of record, and I finally did it. Check it out!

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I hate when a white person tries to talk to me in public because they like my bag or socks or some shit. Bitch you owned my ancestors