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Mr. Cardio

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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 16h
Now hold on. You can just say something and then do it in a week??
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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 30/09/2026
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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 25/09/2026
Logan Square residents when they find out you aren’t poly
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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 23/09/2026
Local cops when they see ICE
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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 22/09/2026
New bit I’ve been working on: I made a hot woman my profile picture on chess.com and horny guys keep fucking up and losing because they keep wasting time flirting with me
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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 21/09/2026
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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 19/09/2026
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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 19/09/2026
I have never been to a coffee shop in Chicago that looks like this and had a drink I didn't immediately regret spending $12 on
Minimalist coffee shop interior
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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran’s loop pedal
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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 15/09/2026
Lol
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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 14/09/2026
?
Northbound red line has a 22 minute gap
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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 12/09/2026
We’re Going To Kill You, Dawg
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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 11/09/2026
How well do you know the CTA’s train system? cailin.link/chicago-ltap
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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 09/09/2026
How well do you know Chicago’s 77 community areas? cailin.link/chicago-maptap
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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 06/09/2026
Yuppppp my bad I was watching tiktoks on my phone
White car crashed into building
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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 03/09/2026
White people continue to astound me in new ways every day
Detailed joker tattoo
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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 03/09/2026
Lol
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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 02/09/2026
I'm moving so I'm basically done using transit in Chicago this year. This is my 2026 CTA Wrapped, generated from code I wrote to pull my Ventra card usage and analyze my transit trips
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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 01/09/2026
Chicago in 2026 when I take a time machine back to 1960 and get Harold Washington on a vegan diet (also Raymond Lopez is somehow never born)
"Society if" meme template
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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 07/08/2026
For my exercise, I'm also figuring out what songs I listened to during workouts cailinpitt.com/moving
July 16, 2026
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Lifted for 43m
Hide what was playing
6:16 PM
6:16 PM
6:19 PM
6:23 PM
Breaker 1
Mezzanine
Need U
Need U
6:27 PM
Miracle Drug
3 activities
Interpol blue diner.
Slow Magic
Slow Magic
Draag
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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 07/08/2026
I like sharing my music listening data with my friends so I'm calculating and exposing a ton of stats on my website cailinpitt.com/listening/2025
What countries the music I listened to in 2025 are fromTimes of day and days of weeks I listened to music in 20252025 music info on what i listened to when working out
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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 07/08/2026
I'm pretty sick of social media and I miss the days where people used their personal websites to show what they've been doing, so I've been experimenting with using my website to automatically show what I watch, listen to, and read. Also photos I want to share & exercises localhost:5173/timeline
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99% of My Website Traffic Is Bots | PatronView — PatronView · 11:10 AM
Why does Apple keep banning Telegram, but never X? — The Verge · 9:28 AM
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Metro has 11 types of station architecture. Learn them all with this map. — @ggwash · 11:35 AM
I'm switching my phone from Android to Linux. — runarcn.no · 10:56 AM
Wednesday, August 5
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Native Apps Should Be Avoided Whenever Possible — No One's Happy — No One's Happy · 6:24 PM
The valley of webhooks — Weli's blog · 1:57 PM
TIME Is Serving AI Bots a Different Website, With Ads Built In — Vincent Schmalbach · 12:52 PM
Pushing the limits: Infinite Machine's Olto is barely a bicycle — Ars Technica · 11:37 AM
Viola jokes - Wikipedia — en.wikipedia.org · 10:07 AM
How an OpenAI influencer trip backfired — The Verge · 10:04 AM
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Watched Hall Pass (2011) · ★½
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Lifted for 27m
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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 02/08/2026
Can’t park there
Dog with it’s entire body on the sidewalk because it doesn’t want to walk
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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 02/08/2026
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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 30/07/2026
You can also curl listening.cailinpitt.com to see my recent music data in a terminal
Terminal output of "curl listening.cailinpitt.com"
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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 30/07/2026
I was really inspired by @dame.is tracking and exposing their music listening data on their website (dame.is/listening) so I did my own spin of this on my website (cailinpitt.com/listening)
Screenshot of cailinpitt.com/listening showing recent music data
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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 23/07/2026
Finally hit 50% of Chicago biked
Map of my wanderer.earth progress
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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 21/07/2026
I got the Nike radical airflow running shirt partly because I figured it would feel good for biking and also because I know it’s going to piss off soooo many runners when they see me in it
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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 16/07/2026
Wide tire mountain bikes are the closest I’ll get to owning a Jeep Wrangler
A pink mountain bike propped against a brick wall
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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 10/07/2026
In the <2 years I’ve been gone Atlanta has basically fixed 85% of all the pedestrian/bike issues that pissed me off and that I’d regularly threaten to run over my city councilmember with a cargo e-bike about on twitter with my full government name on display. This used to be an unprotected bike lane
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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 04/07/2026
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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 04/07/2026
lol at the divvy scooter parked inside the Wentworth Connector
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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 27/06/2026
Commentating for Channel 9 at the time, former Australian captain Richie Benaud described the act as "disgraceful" and said it was "one of the worst things I have ever seen done on a cricket field"
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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 23/06/2026
Loving the different types of cat weight buckets from my kitty litter box app
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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 21/06/2026
?
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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 10/06/2026
Dude lmfao
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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 10/06/2026
This was a really awesome day for me to start testing Metra service quality stuff
Screenshot of chicagotransitalerts.app showing a lot of active Metra issues due to weather
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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 09/06/2026
Something I've been working on with chicagotransitalerts.app is adding timelapses of train positions surrounding an incident duration so you can see what was happening at a birds eye view chicagotransitalerts.app/event/3mnub7...
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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 09/06/2026
It’s time
Screenshot of an email from Metra saying they’re giving me an API key
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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 04/06/2026
Picture of Obama with text message: Cailin, it's Barack Obama.

I won't mince words: these past few months, Michelle and I have begun to open up our marriage and we need YOU to join us in this crucial next step. 

A chill evening with good drinks, good conversation, 420 if you're into that, basically see where things go.

Can I count on you right now to commit to just ONE evening together next week? There's simply no time to waste.

STOP to Quit
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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 02/06/2026
Greatest American politician of my lifetime
NY Post cover from 6/1 showing Mamdani on a bike saying he skipped an Israel parade to ride it
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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 29/05/2026
Ratio
CTA bus
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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 27/05/2026
[Guy who has ridden 50 bus routes voice] I’ve ridden 50 bus routes
CTA Bus Bingo graphic saying I’ve ridden 50 different bus routes in the CTA’s network
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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 25/05/2026
Added opt-in syncing so routes you've ridden can be saved across devices (I was annoyed things I did on my computer didn't save to my phone). Nice excuse for me to mess with Cloudflare Workers KV
The sync panel of CTA Bus Bingo, with a QR code and sync code being shown. This is localhost
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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 23/05/2026
Just sprinted to my bank to make a withdrawal
Picture of railroad model in someone's basement being sold for $10k on Facebook marketplace
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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 07/05/2026
I was curious what the other routes that pass through this intersection looked like during this bunch so I queried the bot db and visualized it – turns out the 65 and 8 were also bunched here at the same time too. In total there were 23 buses around this intersection at this time. What a mess
Visualization of the Grand / Halsted/ Milwaukee intersection showing 23 buses from different routes were in this area at 9:00 AM
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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 07/05/2026
The website is a progressive web app so I have it saved to my phone Home Screen and can open it like an app
CTA alerts icon on my phone Home Screen Screenshot of chicagotransitalerts.app on my phone
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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 07/05/2026
New from me: I built a bot and website to track major CTA service disruptions so I know when things are degraded: @ctaalertinsights.bsky.social and chicagotransitalerts.app
Screenshot of chicagotransitalerts.app
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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 04/05/2026
Sometimes I’ll be riding the train somewhere and encounter a stop I’ve never heard of before that sounds fake and I convince myself someone is playing a trick on me. Ridgeland isn’t a real stop on the Green line
Screenshot of Ridgeland Green line stop
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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 03/05/2026
I was so close to $69 spent on transit in April 😔
CTA transit wrapped for April, 46 rides taken, $68 spent
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