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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 13/08/2025
Since search is dead, how soon do you think Google Scholar is headed for the Google Graveyard? I'm betting it's soon, and academia is NOT prepared
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Google Scholar Is Doomed
Academia built entire careers on a free Google service with zero guarantees. What could go wrong?
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S @thrimpth.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
@heardindc.bsky.social [very relatable guy on the escalator to the Union Station food court, singing off-key] I’m on my waaaaaaay to be a big back
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S @thrimpth.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Poetry is hard to define, but I know it when I see it @jzux.bsky.social
Screenshot of a tweet from trash jones (on here as @jzux.bsky.social) that says, “mike’s hard long look at his life”
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S @thrimpth.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
People should put ranch on baked potato soup
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
The job market has never been better for shills, stooges, and toadies of all stripes. Linkedin absolutely buzzing if you're a sycophant, a flunky, or even an unctuous little worm
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S @thrimpth.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
There are certain EDM covers of songs that feel like Kidz Bop. I can’t quite put my finger on why, but it gives off that vibe
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S @thrimpth.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
The landscape:
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Justin Ling @justinling.ca · 06/02/2025
The policy lead for CDC's H5N1 response has abruptly resigned. Sources tell me CDC's response to the bird flu pandemic has been severely hobbled by the chaos of the past two weeks.
LinkedIn post: On January 24th I formally resigned from my position with the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC). I started at CDC in 2010, and I have spent 20 years in public service, including my 15 years in service at the federal level. 

Here is a little bit of what I wrote in my resignation, because I'm not sure that anyone is actually going to read it. 

"I feel honored to be among the public health professionals that have had the privilege to work at CDC. As I reflect on my own experiences and accomplishments during my time here, I am humbled by the magnitude and the importance of our work. 

To my colleagues: we have worked together through chaos and uncertainty, transition, reorganization, preparation, and response. You are the most selfless, dedicated, and passionate people I know. I have watched you work around the clock, take additional details, deployments, and responsibilities, try to balance work and family, forego self-care, and keep pushing and work together to protect the public’s health. I’ve seen your sacrifice. I want you to know that your support and guidance has been invaluable, and I am proud of the work we have accomplished together."
 
While I was backing up files I found my oath that I signed in 2010. I believe in our work, and I am sad to be leaving federal service. But I have immense gratitude for all of the opportunities that I've had and the connections that I've made. 

I will continue to protect the public's health in a different capacity (stay tuned...) but for now, thank you for trusting me.
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S @thrimpth.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
The “Ricken’s subplot” meme has got to be the funniest sendup of influencers I’ve seen in a moment
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 23/01/2025
The price of eggs in the US is spiking, mostly due to #H5N1 bird flu. Solving the problem requires urgent, important communications from the CDC & FDA* and rapid development of research by the NIH** * Currently paused by Executive Order ** Grant reviews now all canceled www.kcur.org/news/2025-01...
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Egg prices are soaring again. Here’s why and what to expect
Bird flu has killed millions of hens in recent weeks, shrinking the supply of eggs and hiking up prices at grocery stores.
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S @thrimpth.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
The thing I have learned in my medium-long life hanging out in many, many kitchens: if you get food storage/tupperware that has universal lids (that fit 90-100% of your container sizes), you will be much happier.
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S @thrimpth.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
Rs with a banger photo of you
Black and white selfie of me: Asian woman in a strappy black dress with a deeply plunging neckline. A metallic necklace catches the light. Shadow of blinds cross my face and the wall behind me.
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S @thrimpth.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
Muppet dojo casa house would be amazing though
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S @thrimpth.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
LIZARD
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S @thrimpth.bsky.social · 08/09/2023
*whirls double-bladed lightsaber* fuck it, we Maul
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S @thrimpth.bsky.social · 03/09/2023
[marked as safe from Burning Man] […because I didn’t go]
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S @thrimpth.bsky.social · 02/09/2023
“Don’t think, bite” is definitely me
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S @thrimpth.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
Nyx is in her feelings because I refuse to play tug of war with her for five additional hours
Midsize, black dog lying on the ground next to my foot. She is wearing a rainbow bandana and looks despondent
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jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 29/08/2023
one of the most pernicious developments of the last 15 years or so is the subscription model for literally everything
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S @thrimpth.bsky.social · 27/08/2023
Somebody I met for the 1st time made a faux pas, realized, then wanted reassurance I wasn’t upset. Panicking and trying to walk the tightrope between “you haven’t earned reassurance” and “I don’t want this to be awk,” I said, “I don’t have any opinion of you,” which I now realize is kinda brutal
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 24/08/2023
Crop art shows Minnesota radical politics at its most quaint.
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S @thrimpth.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
I used to have 3 extra invite codes and they’ve disappeared lol
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S @thrimpth.bsky.social · 17/08/2023
Heard it was thigh tat Thursday
Thigh tattoo of an open sketchbook with a bowl of ramen on the left page with all the toppings. A pair of chopsticks is sticking out of the bowl.
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S @thrimpth.bsky.social · 16/08/2023
Man with conservative haircut, wearing crisp chinos and a t-shirt that says, “Yeet your password every quarter for data security!” tucked into them: What if one of our return to office perks was we took all of our desk candy and set it in the break room and called it “Girl dinner?”
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S @thrimpth.bsky.social · 15/08/2023
I’m giving myself permission to eat every little treat in my house while I pack
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S @thrimpth.bsky.social · 13/08/2023
Ok because bsky is what it is, I will leave it up to y’all to decide what I actually look like
Asian woman taking a selfie with a white top that displays underboob, a gold necklace, and striped pantsAsian woman in profile, asleep in the passenger seat of a car, with nearly no neck and a flat chest
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S @thrimpth.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
In case anyone was wondering if people do still walk up to Asian women and say “me love you long time,” yes, they still totally do
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S @thrimpth.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
Flouring my cake pan through very light impact play
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S @thrimpth.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
I’m moving so obviously it’s time to sit down and read every journal entry I’ve ever written and then use all the under-used appliances in my apartment wondering if my personality sucks
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 09/08/2023
“lol”, said the canary in the coal mine as it started to feel faint, “lmao”
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S @thrimpth.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
Really bro? You’re gonna luggage right stand left and block the entire situation?
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S @thrimpth.bsky.social · 30/07/2023
Waiting for someone to make a baked ziti including American cheese so a very tiny corner of the internet will go bananas
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 18/07/2023
1,000 likes and Daisy gets a potato chip
Daisy asking for a potato chipDaisy a very sweet puppy
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S @thrimpth.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
Klarna repo’ed my dress
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S @thrimpth.bsky.social · 11/07/2023
Instagram shitting the bed for anyone else today?
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Jimmy Thomson @jameswsthomson.com · 06/07/2023
It's perfect.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
let’s see, do I want an app where funny posters run riot and call what they’re doing “skeets” or do I want to be Connected With The Brands I Love? super tough call lol
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S @thrimpth.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
Just greeted a coworker with “hope you had a decent 4th and all your fingers”
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S @thrimpth.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
LOL but CIQ (Crying inside quietly)
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S @thrimpth.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
National Treasure and A Night at the Museum are the same movie
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S @thrimpth.bsky.social · 29/06/2023
Anyone else holding onto random domains like moldering Beanie Babies
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S @thrimpth.bsky.social · 28/06/2023
“It takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile” Me: My face is gonna be so buff :(((((((((
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James Petruzzi @hawaiianimages.bsky.social · 28/06/2023
OMG I actually have an image of C. elegans I took on a dive
A sea slug that looks like the love child of a christmans ornament and oragami feeding on Halemeda.  The sea slug is C. elegans
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S @thrimpth.bsky.social · 27/06/2023
Going to a funeral today, gonna put on my dress athleisure
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 20/06/2023
"why do we need all this red tape, no one is being injured" *Red tape is removed* *Many injuries occur* "Ah"
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S @thrimpth.bsky.social · 17/06/2023
Is pizza a fondue board?
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S @thrimpth.bsky.social · 16/06/2023
Guys I was born in the 1900’s and that’s mean to me
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