Sign in

trash jones

@jzux.bsky.social
8.2K followers 3 following 24 posts

the jones to watch for trash

PostsRepliesMedia
trash jones @jzux.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
guys how do I make the move over here i’m so tiredddd of Nazis
181863
trash jones @jzux.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
turns out, that light at the end of the tunnel? huge fire
2072893
trash jones @jzux.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
by age 30 you should have one harrowing friendship breakup that you talk about with the fragile stoicism of a Vietnam veteran
419724
trash jones @jzux.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
crazy how badly elon wants to be liked and he thought fascism would do the trick. if I were a billionaire with an “unpopular in high school” complex i’d be solving world hunger and leaving $1,000 tips on every meal. he is fumbling the easiest game in the world right now
831847
trash jones @jzux.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
for no reason in particular, here’s how you tell a room full of people that they don’t have to answer anyone’s questions without a lawyer present!
11139
trash jones @jzux.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
this too shall pass. to make room for a new, worse thing
219832
trash jones @jzux.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
but this is my emotional support non-actionable crush
412815
trash jones @jzux.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
fyi this is what happens when you don’t call your jewish mother for 2 days
1853
trash jones @jzux.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
trump should sign an executive order to hit himself in the head with a big rock
31365
trash jones @jzux.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
democracy dies in dumbness
11596
trash jones @jzux.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
a reminder for today: you don’t have to pretend any of this is normal. fuck trump, fuck everything he stands for, fuck the fact that the democrats failed us, fuck the fact that the world is burning. all we have is each other - lean into community, keep fighting, and stay angry
525621
trash jones @jzux.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
26 is such a funny age to assassinate a healthcare CEO
518411
trash jones @jzux.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
“i read 20 books this year” that’s nothing. i read 50,000 tweets
012811
trash jones @jzux.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
if you like chatGPT, you'll LOVE thinking
518419
trash jones @jzux.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
now more than ever i relate to the elf mailroom guy who is inexplicably 26 years old
31066
trash jones @jzux.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
213521
trash jones @jzux.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
clocking into work in December
1783
trash jones @jzux.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
of course there’s birth control for men. it’s called the way they act
415813
trash jones @jzux.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
when i say "i've never been better" i don't mean i'm doing great. i mean i have never recovered
117519
trash jones @jzux.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
shotgunning a can of soup and crushing it against my forehead like a beer can
11168
trash jones @jzux.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
i feel like we're on like the 50th or 60th horseman of the apocalypse by now
523426
trash jones @jzux.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
Are people doing this one
16961
trash jones @jzux.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
if we were mutuals on twitter can u comment below so I can find u
15250
trash jones @jzux.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
what’s up guys just in case!
1310