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regular sized rudy

@thriftingrits.bsky.social
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This is where I come to smoke and think about what would happen if the ninja turtles went to college •23 • wlw • she/her• absolute masshole

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regular sized rudy @thriftingrits.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Happy Valentine’s Day I am so baked rn
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regular sized rudy @thriftingrits.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I just know this is how Drake felt when Kendrick name dropped
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regular sized rudy @thriftingrits.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I just watched a segment on the news about teaching kids to ski and it cut to a like 3 year old child crumpled on the ground and I laughed so hard I cried
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regular sized rudy @thriftingrits.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Literally just scrolling and saw an article with a pic of them and I was like HOLD ON I KNOW HER LMFAO
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regular sized rudy @thriftingrits.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
I just found out a girl I went to high school with is bill belichicks new gf im so gagged what
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regular sized rudy @thriftingrits.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I need to have a cookie o’puss from carvel before I die or else my life will have been for nothing
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Icelandic dogs bjärk.
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regular sized rudy @thriftingrits.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Successfully got the drawstring that has been stuck in my sweatpants through the hole again I think I could fight god
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regular sized rudy @thriftingrits.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Waking up to authors following me on my work account is always so jarring bc my first thought is that they found this acc
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ethan 🍎 @ethansucks.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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regular sized rudy @thriftingrits.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
It’s so funny how resistant to joy people are
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ed @edjpeg.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
#THAT lady didn’t win anything
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a woman is sitting in a stadium with a ponytail and pointing at something .
ALT: a woman is sitting in a stadium with a ponytail and pointing at something .
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regular sized rudy @thriftingrits.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
You guys don’t understand how excited I am about a gaga pop comeback like Love game made me realize I love women A LOT
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teekay 🎃 @iamtkp.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
- Gaga gave us music - the winners felt right - BEYONCÉ AOTY - the performances ate Music IS SO BACK #Grammys
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regular sized rudy @thriftingrits.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Also new pfp
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regular sized rudy @thriftingrits.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
BEYONCÉ ATE EM UP GIRL LETS GOOOO
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regular sized rudy @thriftingrits.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
LADY GAGA ARE YOu FUCKING JOKING I LOVE HER SO MUCH #grammys
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regular sized rudy @thriftingrits.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Happy black history month yall better be extra nice to me for the next 28 days
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regular sized rudy @thriftingrits.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I should have known I was gonna be weird when I grew up when I was 12 and reading 1D fanfics about Y/Ns mom selling you to the band
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regular sized rudy @thriftingrits.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
When I get older I wanna have whatever you would call the vibe willem defoe has
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regular sized rudy @thriftingrits.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
YALL I was trying to grow my business account today and for some reason everything is going way too well and I got a few authors and lit mags to follow and interact w my stuff I’m gonna pass out
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regular sized rudy @thriftingrits.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
This has similar energy to me making the DoorDash driver leave my food at the door while I watch him out the window and wait for him to leave
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regular sized rudy @thriftingrits.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
The gasp I gusp
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regular sized rudy @thriftingrits.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Damn 😭
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regular sized rudy @thriftingrits.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
GRINDING IT UP RNN 🗣️🗣️
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regular sized rudy @thriftingrits.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Me rn
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regular sized rudy @thriftingrits.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Guys quick do I go to bed or do I have just 1 teeny tiny itsy bitsy little bong rip (chain smoke)
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regular sized rudy @thriftingrits.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
OMG STOPPP you are literally goddess material I’m jealous asf over here 🫶🏽🤍
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regular sized rudy @thriftingrits.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
If I was a cowboy I think I would be an evil one
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regular sized rudy @thriftingrits.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
We’re gonna be seeing links to gonfundmes that are like “save the hawk tuah girl from incarceration”
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regular sized rudy @thriftingrits.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
LMAOO
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regular sized rudy @thriftingrits.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
This made me realize I have like no selfies
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regular sized rudy @thriftingrits.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Omg what she do
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regular sized rudy @thriftingrits.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I never envisioned my adult life including me laying in bed at 2am sobbing about the muppets but like…here we are
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regular sized rudy @thriftingrits.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Tik tok came back just in time bc the recipe for dinner tonight was on there LMFAO
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regular sized rudy @thriftingrits.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Still an absolutely bomb movie though it was SO GOOD
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regular sized rudy @thriftingrits.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
This is how it felt when I guessed the plot twist of interstellar twenty min into the movie as a joke and then two hours and twenty min later found out I was right
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regular sized rudy @thriftingrits.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
My dr putting “denies su*cide ideation” in my after visit summary is wicked like girl I didn’t know I was on the stand
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regular sized rudy @thriftingrits.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I hope that tik tok doesn’t get banned not bc i care but bc everyone posting their highly controversial takes would have to deal with the aftermath of it LMFAO
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regular sized rudy @thriftingrits.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Yall the club was fucking empty 😭 it was me my gf and our two friends like noooo
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regular sized rudy @thriftingrits.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Me otw to the club tn even though I open at work tomorrow
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
me coming up with a new lie to call into work with
Bobby Hill on a rascal scooter yelling "I've got gout!"
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regular sized rudy @thriftingrits.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Obsessed w this
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regular sized rudy @thriftingrits.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Sometimes I’m just chilling and then I remember Mr.Bigs name reveal and it never fails to pmo
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regular sized rudy @thriftingrits.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
KNOTTY PIIIIIINE 😡😤💢
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regular sized rudy @thriftingrits.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Mama a hangover behind you 🤍
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regular sized rudy @thriftingrits.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Same with books about cape cod, it’s always like “escape to this beautiful beachy oasis” and it’s like actually there’s a guy surrounded by mcgullicuddys shots and empty marb packs passed out on the beach but okay
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regular sized rudy @thriftingrits.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
My friend from high school flew out to see me with a friend she made in college so I’m showing them around my city!!
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regular sized rudy @thriftingrits.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
“What a good dog!!! 🤠🤠🤠😅😅😅😍😍”
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