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ethan 🍎

@ethansucks.bsky.social
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a little self-compassion and a life within your means. 26. VA. LG(BT)+. 📽️ boxd.it/3IF6P

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ethan 🍎 @ethansucks.bsky.social · 12h
and i need a beautiful woman to tell me about her enemies while i drink it
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ethan 🍎 @ethansucks.bsky.social · 12h
need a beautiful man to buy me a drink like now
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
By Catalina Cheng
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ethan 🍎 @ethansucks.bsky.social · 14h
a photo of a handsome scottish terrier in a cap and suit enjoying a cup of tea. text over the picture says “dont even joke lad”
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ethan 🍎 @ethansucks.bsky.social · 15h
2 ppl should follow me on tik tok so i hit 250 followers <33 same user as here btw :3
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ethan 🍎 @ethansucks.bsky.social · 16h
yall should send me things while i go shower to answer when i’m back <33
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ethan 🍎 @ethansucks.bsky.social · 16h
FONTAINES DC LISTENING PARTY TOMORROW YIPPEEEE
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ethan 🍎 @ethansucks.bsky.social · 17h
let my dog piss on the house that puts out harry potter decor for halloween every year
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ethan 🍎 @ethansucks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
showing up to work gay, stoned, and hungry
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ethan 🍎 @ethansucks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
think i want to go on some dates with women so yk i am butching my dating profiles UP
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ethan 🍎 @ethansucks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
need another tattoo already
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ethan 🍎 @ethansucks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
my government mandated weekly barista shift is tomorrow it’s been over a week (i need more shifts)
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˗ˏˋ quinn 🩷🤍🧡 ˎˊ˗ @quintuplecasts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
many such cases
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ethan 🍎 @ethansucks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
failed situationship told me that all he wanted to do today was watch harry potter but his dvds were in storage and he didn’t want to stream them but like… there are so many movies that are far better
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ethan 🍎 @ethansucks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
who would have thought that the only motivation i would need to actually get my apartment set up and somewhat lived in was my long distance low commitment situatuonship coming to visit
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aj @strawberry.bsky.to · 05/10/2026
"do it scared" i literally do everything scared. i'm in a constant state of fear, my anxiety is through the roof
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ethan 🍎 @ethansucks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
when will small businesses learn that taking time out of your day to BRING ATTENTION TO and attack one negative reviews is never a good look
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ghoul▪︎of▪︎a▪︎took @clirkus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"you're being negative" but i just say stuff that's true?? beef with reality then
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ethan 🍎 @ethansucks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
grew up learning it was okay to ask for help because it takes a village and within 2 years my ex made me think that asking for help was a sign of weakness and now i have to learn how to ask again
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nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 04/10/2026
you guys won't believe me, but I am absolutely irresistible to women named "julie <random emoji>"
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ethan 🍎 @ethansucks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
redid my sprout page yesterday and i’m so content with how it looks UGH i love ethansucks.sprout.spot
my account on sprout! it’s fantastic mr fox themed with some information about me, my letterboxd profile, and some pngs overlaid from the movieanother screenshot of my account, this is the bottom half with more movie screenshots & anonymous submissions from my
moots
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ethan 🍎 @ethansucks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
if everyone who sees this sent me $1 i might be actually able to buy one (1) loaf of bread
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᯽ shae ☾‧₊˚ rat #4 @tacobelle.cc · 04/10/2026
hello, I’m shae𖧧 and I am looking for more friends!! ⁺‧₊☽ 25+ only ☾₊‧⁺ 𖦹 30 • she/they 𖦹 anime 𖦹 video games • (overwatch + more) 𖦹 movies (mainly horror, lotr) 𖦹 music, nature, animals, reading 𖦹 green witch 𖦹 honestly I just yap on here ♡/⟳ appreciated #promosky
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ethan 🍎 @ethansucks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
if you loved me you’d live in the same city as me and bring me a coffee in the mornings to debrief our day prior
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ethan 🍎 @ethansucks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
sprout server crashed and i came running back to bsky HAHAHA hiii oomfies
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ethan 🍎 @ethansucks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
craving male validation i feel the need to apologize
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ethan 🍎 @ethansucks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
FONTAINES DC NORTH AMERICA TOUR ANNOUNCED MANIFESTING WORKS
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ethan 🍎 @ethansucks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i’ve been over here mostly these days btw come join me <3
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ethan 🍎 @ethansucks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
is there an actual reason as to why televisions are like the only thing that have gotten bigger but cheaper
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ethan 🍎 @ethansucks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
BUD SECURED ITS A BEAUTIFUL DAY TO BE ETHAN
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ethan 🍎 @ethansucks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
new season, new #promosky :P ETHAN!! 🦊 26, VA, he/him (21+) 🍎 barista + all-around loser 🧃 interests include: - watching movies & reading books - coffee, indian food, and sweet treats - puzzle games, 80s music, and my dog! ♡ / ↺ appreciated!!
a leather jacket with two patches. the top patch is blue and ovular with yellow text that says “SUBMISSIVE DOG” and the bottom patch is orange and rectangular with black text that says “ASK TO PET”a selfie of me!! i have short dark brown hair, dark eyebrows & mustache, and i am sticking my tongue out!! :Panother selfie of me! i am in a black muscle tank and blue hat outsidea severely expired virginia license plate that says “L8R NRDS”
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Kat 🥀 @pannyan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
⋆.𐙚 ̊ October #promosky 🎃👻 Kat ₍^. .^₎⟆ She/ her 28 ˎˊ˗ 𑣲 Animanga, kpop, crochet, trinkets, gacha 𑣲 Pokemon, chiikawa, sanrio, studio ghibli 𑣲 ffxiv, ffvii, moonlight peaks, sdv, nier, fom ♡/⟳ appreciated, let’s be friends!! 𐔌՞. .՞ 𐦯
Picture of me posing with some jack-o’-lanterns at Tokyo Disney Sea during spooky szn.painted vampire Hachiware on a pumpkin 🎃 Boo!👻 Nature pic with a pretty river I saw while on the bus 🚌 Morpeko 076/066 Pokemon tcg! It’s them laying amongst a big ol’ pile of candy 🍬
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aj @strawberry.bsky.to · 01/10/2026
‎⊹⋆°𖥔 ݁ ˖🕯️. #promosky .:。+゚‧.🎃₊˚𖦹 ‪ aj | she/her | minors & nsfw DNI ‪✶ horror enthusiast‬ ‪✶ iced coffee/caffeine addict‬ ‪✶ halloween & autumn lover‬ ‪✶ bob’s burgers = comfort show ‪✶ trinkets & plushies collector ‪✶ snoopy, sanrio, san-x, miffy, chiikawa, pusheen ཐི^. ̞.^ཋྀ ♡ + ↻ appreciated 🍁๋࣭ ⭑🍂༘
a selfie of a girl who has long dark brown hair and brown eyes. i am wearing a black shirt and red glasses.a snoopy pumpkin carving (not my photo!)
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⋆ reine ⋆ @reineorshyn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
spooky month #promosky 🖤💀🦇 im reine!! my pronouns are they/she and im a 28 y/o barista and artist i also love: WoW, deadlock, reading, LPS, trinkets, ball jointed dolls, mlp, cats, darkwave, cooking, going to markets, and a bunch more stuff :^) looking for new moots!! mdni 21+ pls
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Leha @smolleha.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🩷🐈‍⬛️ October #promosky 🐈‍⬛️🩷 Hi I'm Leha, your local chronically cosy lady I post about: 🖤all things cosy 🩷Reading (Gothic romantasy vampires) 🖤cosy games (SDV, FOM, ACNH, MLP, Sims) 🩷OOTD's 🖤pilates/yoga 🩷tv/films 🖤 cats!! 🩷 the moon 🖤 sanrio 🩷/🔃 appreciated
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⋮ 𝖘𝐚𝔦𝐧𝔱 ᯽ 𝑚𝑎𝑙𝑘𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑎𝑛 @insectoid.bsky.to · 01/10/2026
╭ 𝓼aint 𝓭oll ‧₊ ‎┆❝ she/her ❞ ‎┆⋆˚ ⛪️ — 29 ‎╰ ➤ 𓂃 ࣪˖ 🪖 ‎ comics ﹒ horror ﹒ asoiaf ﹒ vtm ‎ soulsborne ﹒ grimdark ﹒ elves ‎ iwtv ◞ lotr ◞ wh40k ◞ litfic borzoi ﹠ barn owl ﹠ centipede nsfw faery #promosky 🦪 🦢 ‎ ♡ / ↻
a selfie of me with black and white rogue x-men hair and my glasses worn on the top of my head barn owl
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ethan 🍎 @ethansucks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
if i don’t smoke weed in the next 24 hours i think i will explode
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𝖘𝖆𝖛 ´ཀ` @forlornangel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🪽 sav ; { 28 • she/they/it } 𓂃˖ interests : medievalism, vampires, soulsborne, final fantasy vii & xiv, religious horror, collecting physical media, digital / pixel art, & more 🕸️ forlornangel.straw.page ₊˚🕯️♱ #promosky ‧₊˚.
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ethan 🍎 @ethansucks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
harry styles stealing my look
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ethan 🍎 @ethansucks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
boxd.it/dawhEP genuinely think this is the best/funniest letterboxd review i’ve ever written and it flopped
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A ★★★ review of Cars 2 (2011)
ka-ciao!
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ethan 🍎 @ethansucks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
we call that GROWWWTTHHH
a screenshot of my yearly ranked movies list— I have 51 movies documented in 2023, 66 in 2024, 98 in 2025, and 97 as of current in 2026
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ethan 🍎 @ethansucks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
omg was posting abt fontaines dc north america tour and i just opened instagram and the record store on my street is doing a listening party for the new album YAAAYYY
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ethan 🍎 @ethansucks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
redid my sprout page yesterday and i’m so content with how it looks UGH i love ethansucks.sprout.spot
my account on sprout! it’s fantastic mr fox themed with some information about me, my letterboxd profile, and some pngs overlaid from the movieanother screenshot of my account, this is the bottom half with more movie screenshots & anonymous submissions from my
moots
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ethan 🍎 @ethansucks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
sam loomis in psycho sooo dreamy i understand why marion embezzled and drove across state lines to go have an affair with him
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ethan 🍎 @ethansucks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
just got followed by an 18 year old who’s first/pinned post was an OF link i have never blocked someone so quick
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ethan 🍎 @ethansucks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
watching psycho and i suddenly have the urge to do a deep dive on movie villains drinking milk
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ethan 🍎 @ethansucks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
good morning
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ethan 🍎 @ethansucks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
is not eating contributing to my depressive episode like damn not only am i sad but i’m hungry too
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ethan 🍎 @ethansucks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
getting ngl messages from the app is so fucking funny like “someone has a crush on u but they r too shy” ur a computer u dont know me
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