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emily blight 🐦‍⬛

@threnody.northsky.social
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fiction writer • roommate to 2 cats with rich interior lives • parmesan enthusiast • interrobang evangelist stories: prairie schooner 98.4 • hopkins review 15.4 • south carolina review 55.2 • post road 40 • 2023 clmp pride reading list

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 8m
Very important Star Trek image
Shatner 
The world of homosexuality I'm not that
familiar with. Are you?

Spiner (Data tha robot)
To a degree…
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 7m
that one means nothing to me but “former gym teacher” is so gloriously legible that i clapped at the tv while riding the bike uphill.
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 9m
just like real life!
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 16m
“guy gardner was a gym teacher” has probably been canon for decades but it was brand new to me and whoever came up with that one, i would like to buy them a slurpee.
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 17m
only a week late to a thing this time but i caught up on lanterns & i went in knowing nothing about green lanterns except “guy gardner seems like i would push him into traffic irl” & not only was knowing nothing not a block to anything, i really enjoyed it? handful of actors there really killed it.
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 22m
if you made my death announcement about how well a product performed & mentioned two brand names in it, i would invent an afterlife from beyond the grave just so i could keep one foot in it while i haunted you & your children for as many generations as it took me to get bored.
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 47m
sorry but seeing men write positive pieces about Shane Gillis' latest run at SNL, where is opening monologue was "women dress like whores now" after the weeks we've had of women yet again pouring a collective trauma about violence at the hands of men that trade on these same sentiments is fucked.
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 27m
took me a surprising amount of scrolling to answer “is this ai? feels like an ai thing.” and of course it is. gross.
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 1h
if you do it in all caps, decent chance he thinks it’s his own account doing one of his bits and he ends up liking it.
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 1h
everyone hates it with such intensity that i muted the word carrie because, goodness i get it, but you are very not alone here and the openly admitted reconceptualization of the source texts is one of those “why would you say that where people can hear you?” things.
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 1h
“huh, all the keywords are anchored to different links but all the links are tmz. this is weird.”
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 1h
i don’t even like fruit but i once poured a bunch of blueberries into a bowl of special k we had for…baking? idk and suddenly i was so much happier and i looked around the room to no one, as if i’d invented cold fusion. it turns out they just sell it like that at the store.
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 2h
also also: if you’re a cis woman who thinks she’s married to a guy who comes out as trans to you, “huh! guess i’m gayer than i thought! what can i do?” is great & there’s a decent chance what you’ve just done is unlocked a happier partner, a better marriage, & doubled your wardrobe.
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 2h
seriously: if someone comes out to you, your response matters if you want to be any better than a corn husk with cigarette ash for a heart. and if you come out to someone who’s shitty, that means nothing about you. you owe that person nothing. you are what you are. move forward. keep going.
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 2h
this also means it’s the 29th anniversary of the time i gathered all the courage i had to tell one of the adults responsible for me as a kid “i think i’m a girl?” & she said “no, you’re not—that’s just in fashion now.” so i spent 2 decades trying to drink myself to death. don’t be like either of us
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 2h
it’s national coming out day and yours will be a lot happier if you do. yes, even now. there’s no air in the closet. and if a trans person comes out to you, and you’re cis, “thank you for trusting me. what can i do to support you?” works just fine.
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 11h
i don’t even think that counts as a shot against what i find to be a very enjoyable film but he’s right—even when british consultants come overseas to tell the democrats how to shit on trans people & they try, it’s like watching someone in the willamette valley trying to make an authentic nyc bagel.
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 11h
alan moore got really angry about the adaptation of v for vendetta (shocker!) because he felt it no longer reflected the specific way british fascism felt and would feel and was a more generic, american thing and i didn’t quite get his point in 2006 but i very much get it now.
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 11h
i was unaware of this song until about 8:45pm on august 21st of this year.
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 11h
“i mean, i’ve never been formally diagnosed or anything but yeah, like, you know,” she said pressing play on the song and waiting the 3 minutes and 16 seconds til the little counter flips from two to three digits.
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alyson “october” greaves @badambulist.bsky.social · 11h
END THE BBC
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 11h
Worse---his self-defence plea was initially rejected, but it has been successfully argued that the jury should have known the woman he killed was trans and not cis. Because apparently, the woman he killed being trans makes the killing more justifiable.
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 12h
i have literally never spoken to a single person with any generalizable insight that was less broad than, like, “people tend to enjoy kindness.”
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 14h
[throwing the playstation through the hole in the front window of the house] RAHUL KOHLI SHOULD BE IN EVERY TV SHOW AND MOVIE oh hey again, sorry, yes, i am rewatching midnight mass
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 15h
concept: ball gown that’s sponsored by posts like i’m a race car made of meat
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 15h
one of those “how do you pin someone else’s post” moments.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 15h
"thanks, nice comment, a little heavy on the who the fuck asked you"
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 16h
damn! airplane jackpot.
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 16h
(also also: since it’s come up, kelly reichardt is on my list for january and joanna hogg was supposed to be after that, probably after i frantically try to catch up on all the 2026 stuff i missed.)
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 17h
ackerman’s got one coming up in my next run and beau travail is on my short list, too.
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 17h
reichardt is my project for january! i didn’t love caveman’s valentine but lemmons has a few others i didn’t realize were her that are on my list.
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 17h
sweet merciful crap, june—that’s a lot of movies!
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 17h
that’s a new name to me! 📝
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 17h
(also: my totally arbitrary qualifier to be considered for contention is “has made five or more films.” there are a lot of people who i’ve got my eye on who are at the beginning of what i hope are promising careers.)
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 17h
for the record: 5. bong joon ho 4. christopher nolan 3. wong kar wai 2. david fincher 1. park chan wook jerk bumped out céline sciamma who, along with jane campion, are the only women in my top ten. i need more women directors in my life. who should i be watching that i don’t already know?
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 17h
i really love doing things like this but will *probably* not do it online again like this? there’s a reason i don’t have a letterboxd. i have a handful of Movies I’ve Been Meaning to Get to that i want to do next and then i think i’m going to do lee chang dong, who i keep hearing that i’d love.
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 17h
alright, all wrapped: 160 posts working through the career of wong kar wai—guy i knew nothing about 3 weeks ago other than “made some good movies”—& coming out the other side with a new third favorite filmmaker. checked The Spreadsheet & everything pretty sure it’s not just recency bias. guy rocks.
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 18h
that top is amazing and that’s not a weird thing to be happy about at all.
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 18h
i pitched this to the local pta and even the retvrn guys couldn’t figure out how to argue me down. anyways, every october now we decorate a local bridge with light up tits and everyone’s pretty ambivalent about the whole thing. progress!
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 19h
as a girl in a black mold shack sinking into the earth with its own barbarian room: rude.
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 19h
you both look amazing, cait. mr cait. the caits.
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 19h
really no out and out losers here but if you place my blueberry nights above dead last, i would have one eyebrow raised through your whole explanation for why.
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 19h
my favorite film ever is either adaptation or eternal sunshine & i cannot shake the idea that the film charlie *wants* to make out of orlean’s the orchid thief is basically in the mood for love but there’s no way into that for 99% of people. talent & craft notwithstanding. reach exceeds grasp, &c.
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 20h
okay. here we are at the end of the project. do i have summative thoughts? probably. are they suited to microblogging? prolly not. i can at least stack things up in an internet friendly list. for reference: my blueberry nights is a “not terrible!” 3/5; in the mood for love a “this changed me” 5/5.
wong kar wai in three tiers:

pretty good to good:
my blueberry nights
ashes of time
as tears go by

good to great:
fallen angels 
the grandmaster
2046
days of being wild

masterpiece to “i have to reconsider ideas i had about film in general”: 
the hand
happy together
chungking express
in the mood for love
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 20h
E5: we are 37 minutes into a 56 minute film when this happens and i am more invested in these two than i am in some characters i spent seven years of a tv show with. this. is. why. i. go. to. the. movies.
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 20h
E4. …and sometimes the kindest thing you can do for someone who leaves a door open for you is to walk through it. “then we have a deal,” she says. “okay,” he says. and does nothing. BUDDY. DO SOMETHING. is zhang loathsome? no. does he support hua? yeah! does he ultimately let her down? yeah!
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 20h
E3. i’m not suggesting miss hua wanted or needed “rescuing,” but i do know zhang sat by the wall while men got increasingly degrading & violent with her. and when she asked about marriage, she knew he still allowed class to stand between them. what kept zhang out was his own idea of propriety...
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 20h
E2. it feels like a stretch to call zhang loathsome. the hotelier at the end being like, “you’re quite a friend always paying her rent.” but her life—which she seems quite content with for a while until it sours & begins to let her down—is something he sits quietly by and observes without acting.
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 20h
E1. seems only right to end it here. i have found so so many of wong’s men so compellingly loathsome. so well drawn & each a bit rancid in his own way that is absolutely fascinating to stare at. i’m…not 100% sure but zhang may be the most decent man he put together? but it’s not quite that simple.
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 20h
D1. i’d have to watch the whole run again (& happily will!) but i feel like between just this, chongking, & 2046, i could pull together something on wong’s fixation on walls & the porousness of certain boundaries. what you can’t keep from escaping. what you keep out. what stops people crossing in.
zhang sits at a table listening through a very porous wall
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