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Three Roads Gaming

@threeroadsgaming.bsky.social
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I get it. You're busy. Who has time to play a video game nowadays? Not you, that's for sure. That's what I come in: I'll play video games so you don't have to. www.youtube.com/@ThreeRoadsGaming

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Three Roads Gaming @threeroadsgaming.bsky.social · 14h
Toughie. I feel like more people know “I learned it by watching you” on its face, but a larger number of people who know “this is your brain on drugs” know the full context.
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Three Roads Gaming @threeroadsgaming.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is gonna sound like a shitpost but the next words here are completely genuine: reading Swan Boy as it comes out feels like it must’ve felt watching Golden Age Simpsons during its original airing.
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Three Roads Gaming @threeroadsgaming.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Some people call it My Hero Academia, others call it Boku no Hero Academia. To steer clear of that whole hornet’s nest, I just call it “White Chicks”. This pleases nobody.
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Three Roads Gaming @threeroadsgaming.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Since it’s the Discourse™️ right now, the whole “tell other men they shouldn’t be making jokes like that” thing presupposes that you’re the kind of guy who is in a position where he can say something. I’ve tried it a couple times and hoo boy, you get shown the door with a quickness.
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Three Roads Gaming @threeroadsgaming.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I would be fine with this series just becoming Noel going on larger and larger dates and just going down the list of people he knows. “What’s Sextape doing? Is he free this Friday?”
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Three Roads Gaming @threeroadsgaming.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fine, here’s 9 games.
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Three Roads Gaming @threeroadsgaming.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’ve never heard of Choosin’ Texas. Hell, I haven’t heard of music, either. You’re lucky I’ve heard of food.
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Three Roads Gaming @threeroadsgaming.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I feel King of The Hill needs to do an episode where Peggy goes all-in on Therapy TikTok and starts becoming an insufferable person in the name of “setting boundaries”.
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Three Roads Gaming @threeroadsgaming.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My take on the iced coffee discourse is that people really don’t like when a rule exists for a stupid reason. So you end up basically having to say “yes, it’s a stupid arbitrary rule, do it anyway”. It’s framed as an Anti-Gen-Z thing because they’re the up-and-comers right now.
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Three Roads Gaming @threeroadsgaming.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nothing has made me feel older than running across a retail manager named Aeris. Took all my energy to not ask her “your…your parents finished the game, right?”
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Three Roads Gaming @threeroadsgaming.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“It’s just a coincidence, like that guy named Anthony Michael Hall who stole your car stereo.” “Right….coincidence.”
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Three Roads Gaming @threeroadsgaming.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
QTP, game, etc. There are no gameplay GIFs of BOF3, it seems. I saw a few of 1, and 2 and 4, but…not this one.
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Nina, Ryu & Honey
ALT: Nina, Ryu & Honey
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
They're debuting a third Kelce brother, Gonzo, who is extremely violent
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Three Roads Gaming @threeroadsgaming.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The fact that we’re getting a Lufia 2 remaster is something I never thought I’d see, but good lord, can we get better fonts maybe? That super-thin font that’s in every remaster looks like shit.
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Three Roads Gaming @threeroadsgaming.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
He’s right, I spontaneously generated these sunglasses from the aether after I joined.
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Three Roads Gaming @threeroadsgaming.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They don’t know which one is Bobby and which one is Chippy because they share one soul. They are two distinct beings for legal purposes only.
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Three Roads Gaming @threeroadsgaming.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The “Owouuwwaaaou” is Tuxedo Mask-related sadness.
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Three Roads Gaming @threeroadsgaming.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Look, this isn’t going to be a popular opinion, but I think Bob’s Burgers shouldn’t be coming back for its 16th season. That it even made it to 5 feels wrong. It feels like a show that was destined to get cancelled halfway through a second season that the ratings just barely justified.
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Three Roads Gaming @threeroadsgaming.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I want a spin-off where Branson just makes up fake album titles. Also, I feel like I can hear all of these in my head.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the super bowl should work like mlb hall of fame voting does, where every few years they decide that no one will play in it. they'll still have the broadcast and everything, but the broadcast booth will fill three hours with "well you know, the super bowl is really hard to get to"
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Three Roads Gaming @threeroadsgaming.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I have been looking for a new series to Let’s Play on the weekends…might give this one a shot!
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Three Roads Gaming @threeroadsgaming.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Look, I’m just jazzed to have a version of Ocarina on the Switch 2 that doesn’t play like absolute dogwater. The N64 Switch Online version is for shit.
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Three Roads Gaming @threeroadsgaming.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
75 extra wiffle balls.
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Three Roads Gaming @threeroadsgaming.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I remember that Cracked had an article about a guy whose job was to find work for the difficult-to-employ. One of the things he had to look for was that recovering alcoholics were indeed recovering. He’d ask for a drink at the end and they’d inevitably say “sure, I’m grabbing a beer, want one?”
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Three Roads Gaming @threeroadsgaming.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oh god, Noel is still in the coma, isn’t he? Too many things have gone his way in the interim. I know it’s cliche to say “but they’re in a coma”, but still.
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Three Roads Gaming @threeroadsgaming.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hoo boy, I sure am glad I *already* hated the stupid wizard books! I feel vindicated, almost.
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Three Roads Gaming @threeroadsgaming.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I’m adding Swan Boy to my list of things I’d show aliens if they ever land here, alongside that one bodybuilder argument about days of the week and the Jason Pargin TikTok about The Town.
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Three Roads Gaming @threeroadsgaming.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Okay, I was wrong, it’s crushing it. Did moviegoers finally figure out that they need to go spend money for the things they want to see made? Sweet!
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merritt @merrittk.com · 28/08/2026
country songs today: love my truck, love my beer, if you don't like it you aint welcome here country songs in the 60s: i have dedicated my life to finding and obliterating the bitch motherfucker who cursed me with this hateful name
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hijacker: Everyone stop talking. I am armed and I am taking control of this plane. Guy from the Netherlands: Wow, in Netherlands we just purchase a plane if we want one. But typically we will bike somewhere Guy who has been to Japan once: In Japan planes are rarely hijacked. It's a cultural taboo
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Three Roads Gaming @threeroadsgaming.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I like the mental image of a criminal stopping at Journeys to throw the heat off his trail.
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Three Roads Gaming @threeroadsgaming.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Downloaded the Grandia remaster because I saw a streamer enjoy the OG. Dear lord, that remaster looks like hot shit directly from an ass. Gonna seek out the OG. I thought the complaints about graphics were dedicated Internet Whiners™ doing their thing, but no, it was capital-b Bad.
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Three Roads Gaming @threeroadsgaming.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
There’s 7 billion people in the world so logically there must exist one person whose college choice was cinched by a fortune cookie.
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Three Roads Gaming @threeroadsgaming.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I think I understand now why Rona is the way she is.
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Three Roads Gaming @threeroadsgaming.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
We all know that Coyote vs. Acme is gonna bomb, right? I mean, we’re all *pretending* this is the first time that a bunch of Internet yelling will translate to actual support, but deep down we know the truth, right?
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Three Roads Gaming @threeroadsgaming.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
College was tough because my learning style was anal-kinesthetic - I learned best but shoving the textbooks up my ass. Let me tell you, these so-called open-minded professors suddenly have questions when you’re asking them about textbook size.
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Three Roads Gaming @threeroadsgaming.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
If this webcomic had existed when I was younger I’m pretty sure it would’ve been as formative as Homestar Runner, YGOTAS, and the works of Jason Pargin
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Three Roads Gaming @threeroadsgaming.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
If it wasn’t a male name, “Sevastian” sounds like a name Senor Cardgage would call somebody.
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Three Roads Gaming @threeroadsgaming.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I always feel weird whenever I learn that a creative I follow because their product is 10/10 great also turns out to be attractive. It almost makes me want to send a letter saying something like “first off, respectfully, awoooga, second, if you’ll note the date of my subscription…”
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Three Roads Gaming @threeroadsgaming.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
“It’s OK to not have an opinion-“ my brother in Christ, the angriest I have ever seen another human get is when I didn’t have an opinion on something he was Big Mad™️ about.
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Three Roads Gaming @threeroadsgaming.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Coyote vs. Acme is coming soon! Does everyone who banged on pots and pans to have it released have their excuse to not actually see the film squared away?
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Three Roads Gaming @threeroadsgaming.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I will only play it when it drops if there’s at least three guys doing a terrible Jon Heder impression, for accuracy.
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Three Roads Gaming @threeroadsgaming.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Chris is just bitter because his father focused all his attention on his other son - Shaq
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
they should make a star wars 2. how about one more trip around the galaxy for old times’ sake. come on
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Three Roads Gaming @threeroadsgaming.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human/Pokémon compatibility, Flareon is the absolute worst? Thing’s on fire constantly, it would melt your junk clean off.
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Three Roads Gaming @threeroadsgaming.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
One of my favorite long-running fandom jokes is suggesting new Mother 3 players name Hinawa after their mom.
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Three Roads Gaming @threeroadsgaming.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Honestly, this reminds me of that guy who made a chicken sandwich from as-much-scratch as possible, and a decent one took him like 10 years. Every product ever is the result of a bunch of people doing a bunch of invisible labor, and it’s a situation that one person couldn’t hope to replicate.
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Three Roads Gaming @threeroadsgaming.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Fine, I’ll do it. It’s time for Bond to be a fat loser anyway.
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Three Roads Gaming @threeroadsgaming.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Can’t wait for the finale arc. Crazy to think this show has been going on for half my life. I assumed I’d have lost my hair by this point.
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Three Roads Gaming @threeroadsgaming.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I wonder if Werner Herzog ever gets tired of being the “all endeavor is folly” guy.
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