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Joza Fiend

@threadsaplenty.bsky.social
1.2K followers 916 following 4.5K posts

Artist, dressmaker, photographer, former DJ, and dog-welder extraordinaire. Lefty. Living with MS. Recovering SysAdmin. #MDANT

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Joza Fiend @threadsaplenty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As I can't post on the thread, I'm just here to show off my copy. Look at the patination on that!
A copy of Public Image Limited's Metal Box showing mottled silver and dark grey patches.
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Joza Fiend @threadsaplenty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
She is trying to appease these idiots who don't seem to want refugees detained as a result of being intercepted but can't grasp that they'd be undocumented if they weren't.
Screenshot from X of two far right accounts accusing Border Foce and the RNLI of engaging in illegal activity and treason for rescuing and detaining people in small boats.
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Joza Fiend @threadsaplenty.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We have a great cheffy pub of the four pubs in our village and this is their new effort, bearing in mind we are in rural Sheffield "How Much" country.
A pub menu with many expensive lobster, oyster, skate and shellfish dishes but the images are AI horrors.
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Joza Fiend @threadsaplenty.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ha - no surprise it's already on a list.
Screenshot of 'adamtaylor07' profile showing that the account is on the A Very British Bigotry blocklist.
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Joza Fiend @threadsaplenty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I bought a CD from eBay a few months ago and it arrived like this -
An envelope covered with a range of stamps, some dating back tot he 1980s.
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Joza Fiend @threadsaplenty.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Things I was frightened of when I was a child: 1. Barbara Cartland. 2. The spirit of dark & lonely water. 3. See photo. 4. Being locked in M&S at closing time. 5. Seeing the road through the rust holes in mum's car floor.
Scary alien bloke with massive baldy head from the original Star Trek. Honestly, no idea what it's supposed to be.
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Joza Fiend @threadsaplenty.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
So excited this has arrived from @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social and great to have a book of short stories to dip into.
A bookmark with a linocut of the three hares motif is on top of a copy of Curious Events Occurring In This Neighbourhood by Tom Cox.
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Joza Fiend @threadsaplenty.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Look at this lovely pair of lads! They're shrinkwrapped at the mo because the spot where I'll be hanging them is being repainted. Thanks to @slipperyjack.bsky.social once again.
Two linocuts in matching black wood frames. One depicts The Mask Peddlar, a horned character with a basket full of human face masks he is selling. The other is a sassy devil playing the fiddle between two standing stones, one of the peddlar's masks on the ground by his feet.
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Joza Fiend @threadsaplenty.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Can I volunteer a last squeeze of a bottle of hand lotion that, well, er ....
The back of a hand with a glistening white winkie and ball sack atop, but it's just hand lotion.
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Joza Fiend @threadsaplenty.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
*laughs in Jimmy Hill*
Jimmy Hill strokes his epic chin. The text overlay reads Chinny Reckon.
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Joza Fiend @threadsaplenty.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I am following you for this because I live in ......
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Joza Fiend @threadsaplenty.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I don't know if you know this one from the last century. It always made me hoot as it was a great dialect pun but also very Ecclesall Road!
A picture of the front of a Sheffield hair salon called Lobby Toffs.
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Joza Fiend @threadsaplenty.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Ooh, look what's landed at Feen Towers. Looking forward to a bit of @hookland.bsky.social reading later.
A copy of Hookland Fragments on a sunny windowsill. the spine is resting on the base of a wooden carving of a vampire bat.
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Joza Fiend @threadsaplenty.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Not so far. There's even speculation it was someone up the hill with their telly on too loud. The hazard of living in the residential version of Denge!
A huge curved concrete structure in a green landscape. The main sound mirror at RAF Denge, UK
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Joza Fiend @threadsaplenty.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I think they used to live in Sheffield.
An abandoned car balances precariously at the top of a wide flight of steps running from a raised footbridge. A man is watching workers in hi-vis clothing inspecting it.
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Joza Fiend @threadsaplenty.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The combination of freshly printed card and newly minted vinyl means records have always been a favourite smell. Anyhow, this is also very good for your ears too! Thanks to @warringtonruncorn.com and to all at @castlesinspace.bsky.social for the usual great service.
A photograph of an LP cover - People & Industry by Warrington-Runcorn New Town Development Plan. On top are two Castles In Space cards .
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Joza Fiend @threadsaplenty.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
One of my recent Bowie buys was from someone I'm guessing is a retired A&R person and a mint promo Bowie thing has these stamps
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Joza Fiend @threadsaplenty.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Shut up with your fan, the man fan I've been bombarded with as a Sony user is the weak-posture REON mancooler slotty thing
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Joza Fiend @threadsaplenty.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Well, I didn't think this would be getting a run out again.
a cartoon of an open cupboard with a selection of the Downing Street lecterns and "pick me!" speech bubbles. The title is "Excitement builds in the No10 lectern cupboard"
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Joza Fiend @threadsaplenty.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I can give you 1986.
A photo from the abbey side of Whitby, into the harbour.
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Joza Fiend @threadsaplenty.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Just posted on Fb about it. That last paragraph is terrifying.
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Joza Fiend @threadsaplenty.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Mine didn't but (courtesy) Aunt Anne who lived nextdoor-but-one had those, some plastic versions, and a big collection of the flappy pub sign ones.
A box of what are described as geuine pub sign plastic cocktail sticks.
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Joza Fiend @threadsaplenty.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Future reference, dock leaves often grow close to nettles. If you get a nettle sting, find a juicy dock leaf, scribble it up and rub it over the sting. Like magic! Obvs an anti-histamine will fix what's happening now. xx
A picture of dock leaves.
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Joza Fiend @threadsaplenty.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
My weather app is drunk. This was an hour ago, and it keeps updating with threats of snow, just a bit later on. Yes it's bitterly cold, but sunny and blue skies!
screenshot of mobile weather app showing 'snow starting soon' at 3pm
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Joza Fiend @threadsaplenty.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Kids, this is what we did before the Internet
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Joza Fiend @threadsaplenty.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Bobbins though, isn't it? Please, with big respect, do a journalism thing.
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Joza Fiend @threadsaplenty.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
CND badge because I still have my original. Did you used to get yours from Impulse on Cambridge Street? These are a few of mine.
A collection of various size button badges, mostly of late 70s punk and new wave bands.
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Joza Fiend @threadsaplenty.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
The groovy green 70s style clock my beloved bought me for the kitchen last year is a pants timekeeper so has been retired in favour of this absolute gem from @hiddenbritain.bsky.social. The second hand has a lovely smooth sweep!
A black, orange and white replica BBC2 ident clock on a green wall next to a long tribal style mask. A collection of Sylvac vegetable face pots and a DAB radio sit on a shelf below.
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Joza Fiend @threadsaplenty.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I want to some of your favourite final shots in film history
The closing shot from Some Like It Hot. Jerry/Daphne (Jack Lemmon) on the right in fur coat and make up and Osgood Fielding III (Joe E. Brown) in Naval attire on the left, facing camera in a speedboat.
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Joza Fiend @threadsaplenty.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
He's a Hairy Angel and a Golden Pringle and we almost lost him 8 months ago having 3 surgeries at once but just look at him!
A golden Afghan Hound but trimmed
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Joza Fiend @threadsaplenty.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I'm so confused that I thought Chief Chinless was in Dubai posting videos of him dancing to George Michael, and then there's some mad thing about him and Hair-Transplant Chinless trying to break into Dubai like Too Fake Too Chinless.
I'm sorry for subjecting you to this tbh. It's an AI image of Andrew and Tristram Tate in Mad Max gear announcing they are flying from New York to London, then Bucharest, and Dubai by 9pm GMT tonight. This hasn't happened.
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Joza Fiend @threadsaplenty.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Nobody knows where Dunny is, but Dunny was at a thing
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Joza Fiend @threadsaplenty.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Backatcha!
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Joza Fiend @threadsaplenty.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
No dear readers, I have absolutely no plans to ever grow up!
A mock up of an Allister Heath article in the Daily Telegraph with the headline "Starmer's sinister plan for pissflaps will destroy the middle classes". The option to try it for yourself is tinyurl.com/tnw-heath.
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Joza Fiend @threadsaplenty.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
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Joza Fiend @threadsaplenty.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
His dad would be so proud!
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Joza Fiend @threadsaplenty.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Just like his dear old dad!
The late Duke of Edinburgh looking like he's stared Satan in the face
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Joza Fiend @threadsaplenty.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
My dog and him off of Butterflies will be in the crowd!
Cover of a Kroy Knits by Lady Galt knitting pattern showing a slightly awkward chap in a close-fitting patterned cardigan, holding the lead of a golden Afghan Hound wearing a matching short jacket. The male model looks like the actor Bruce Montague.
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Joza Fiend @threadsaplenty.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
The annual opportunity to post the only outdoor photo I took one WGW because I was so pissed off at norms in fancy dress. It is though isn't it?
A superb owl
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Joza Fiend @threadsaplenty.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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Joza Fiend @threadsaplenty.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I've still not refreshed the paintwork, or replaced the manky flooring, but at least I've finally replaced boring kitchen clock with the natty retro one my beloved bought me.
A kitchen area with a high black bar table and stools, a shelf above with vintage sylvac face pots and dab radio and, above that, a 60s style geometric pattern clock.
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Joza Fiend @threadsaplenty.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Absolutely chuffed to have won a @jambookshopuk.bsky.social pencil sketch in the annual @skullsandsheets.bsky.social Mari Lwyd charity auction. Isn't she beautiful? Thank you to anyone who bidded on my linocut, it's really appreciated.
A postcard-size pencil sketch of a Mari Lwyd's head, complete with flowing ribbons and a mistletoe crown.
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Joza Fiend @threadsaplenty.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future. I'm going hybrid.
The two main characters from BBC comedy Waiting For God.
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Joza Fiend @threadsaplenty.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
It's Bailey's/The Cavendish on Bank Street, later to become Romeos & Juliets, Cairo Jax/Silks and eventually Corporation.
An advert for membership of The Cavendish nightclub, Sheffield, mentioning its rooms and restaurants, and the stars who would be playing there.
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Joza Fiend @threadsaplenty.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
This is a photo I took of my mates fresh from buying a copy, and a pack of tapes, just before getting the bus to my parents, because he had the best hifi. Don't judge, we were 6th form kids.
A b/w photo of four teenage punk girls dressed in leather biker jackets. Three have peroxide blonde crimped, backcombed hair, one a brunette with crimped and backcombed hair. One holds up a copy of He Who Dares Wins by Theatre of Hate. Photo taken in The Hole In The Road, Sheffield.
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Joza Fiend @threadsaplenty.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I always felt a bit sorry for Alice Cooper trailing behind Larry Blackmon's mighty codpiece with his one.
Alice Cooper displaying a small and holey red codpiece as part of a stage costume. Out of shot is probably Cameo's Larry Blackmon pissing himself laughing.
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Joza Fiend @threadsaplenty.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
What an absolute fucking shitshow. Hopes crushed. SNAFU. Also, WTF does this mean? find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/company/1661...
Screenshot of the 'persons with significant control' section on Companies House listing for Your Party UK showing Jeremy Corbyn ceased control on 15th September.
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Joza Fiend @threadsaplenty.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
The Met Police estimating a peaceful protest attendance at 5000 appears to be the new thing now.
A screenshot of a BBC News report stating "The Metropolitan Police has estimated that up to 5000 people are currently in attendance" followed by an image of a crowded street with someone holding an orange Trump baby inflatable, and someone holding a 'No to Racism, no to Trump' placard. The story continues "More than 1600 police officers have been deployed, including 500 from other forces, the force said."
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Joza Fiend @threadsaplenty.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Polyphonic ringtones! Get your ringtones here! Ringtones for your Duran phones! Only ..... how much? The CD it was an insert in still has a £6.99 HMV sale sticker on it, so one ringtone was almost half that!
A printed CD insert with a list of Duran Duran songs which could be purchased as monophonic or polyphonic mobile ringtones for £3 each.
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Joza Fiend @threadsaplenty.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
From Classic Rock memes on Fb, no idea who to credit -
Pink Floyd's iconic Wish You Were here album cover featuring two businessmen shaking hands and one is on fire, but it's Putin and Trump from their meeting in Alaska on August 15th 2025, and Trump is on fire.
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