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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social

@thotwheelsracer.bsky.social
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Just a lil guy // a staunch character

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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Xenomenia really ate that
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Tell me instead, I’m in need of a perm
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I may be fucking miserable at the moment but at least my arms looked great in the gym mirrors and that’s what really matters
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Make friends with the beefiest powerlifter in your gym for workout advice such as:
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I bloody love this programme
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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
a motherquake. #CelebrityTraitors
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The revolution is catching me at a really awful time sister
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why was she so great?
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You’ve been plotting this joke since the weekend haven’t you
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Might fuck around and submit my PhD thesis today
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Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thank YOU. I believe profoundly that the only correct response to pleasure is gratitude rather than guilt
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think I had a prophetic dream last night btw
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Simpsons writers pitching how to jazz up seasons 1-6:
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Where do naughty salmon go?
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wanna bet?
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Between Siobhan and Emily Axford, what hope did we ever have?
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Siobhan Thompson you have a lot to answer for because my brain cannot stop singing ‘Covid-conscious lesbian bar in Wester Massachusetts’ to the tune of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why was this never a whimsy day option?
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Watching influencer couple breakup videos on YouTube and taking sides is the new music videos at the afters
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Now *this* is the support we all deserve from our friends
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Come’ere I’ll kiss it better
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Okay I’ll bite
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Do birds call a beige buffet pecky bits?
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Could be either or 🤷‍♂️
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yes 😇
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Rochelle truly is the second coming of Nikki Grahame (may she rest in peace)
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
(Special reward for anyone who helps me reach 25 followers xo 😇😈)
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Episode 3 of the RivalLink SoulLocke, and it’s gym time! Will @joeywh1te.bsky.social and I make it through unscathed? Probably not, but there’s only one way to find out for sure! Catch us live at twitch.tv/thotwheelsracer
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think I need a Bernese mountain dog
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Important reminder that the Star-to-Be’s solo in NYC is technically a 32-bar cut
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Concept: a dance class but they only teach pop diva tour choreo
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There’s a really good joke about culture in here somewhere but I just can’t seem to cultivate it
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oomf’s oomf makes an excellent point
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I forgot the word toiletries last night and my tired brain filled in the blank with ‘bathroom condiments’
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Still to come on This Morning…
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Who wants porridge oats on a day like this?
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Shit did anyone remember to take Christian Girl Autumn out of the freezer to defrost?
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Don’t even get me started on how they handled Deathstroke
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Like a dog shit magician
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Recess drag queen Liza Spinelli is that something?
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Jeff Goldblum has a deep Carol Channing energy and no I will not elaborate
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sorry but I will not apologise for fancying George Fouracres a lil bit
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oh no my steak is too juicy, my lobster too buttery etc etc
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I cannot stress enough how it was only three shirts? They sell them in three-packs! Would she have said this to someone buying a three-pack? Who can say
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
How many shirts is a lot of shirts? Because I just bought some new work shirts and upon arriving at the till the cashier said “buying a lot of shirts, eh?”
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You two f-
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