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Zach (menace mode)

@thotinwaiting.bsky.social
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PNW. Queer. Perpetually horny I’m a cosmic entity that likes to show off. On a Journey to become the God of Vibes The Goods™ (OF, JFF, etc.): linktr.ee/thotinwaiting Some posts are captioned by funnier people than me

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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 12h
Something I am learning is that the trip planner app for public transit here is great for picking lines to use but ASS at knowing what’s on time or not. 😅😅 only one mistake on my transit journey so far tho so that’s good.
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 14h
East coast video diary
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 15h
Giddy as a school girl on this #humpday. I get to meet some bloomfies today!!!
Selfie of me, ass-up, in a red jock-brief.
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In Baltimore! Met up with an irl friend who isn’t on Bluesky tonight and excited for the 11 bloomfies I have plans to meet while I’m on this trip! Hello east coast 😘😘
Two brunette boys sitting at a bar
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Look out. I’m coming for ya!
Me decked out for my flight on the iconic PDX carpet
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m so excited for my trip! I just downloaded the public transit app and am planning trips to meet so many great bloomfies!
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Question?! What does “discreet” mean to you on the apps? After someone hit on me and said they were discreet I told them I wasn’t into discreet/dl guys. I know that there is a difference between discreet and DL but I am not interested in either. And he said discreet meant “gentlemanly” 😳 am I crazy?
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i have complaints
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
DC, Baltimore, Philly, and NYC. I want to schedule some collabs! If you want to film content¹ with me (or tag a creator you want to see me fuck) please let me know! Pics for attention. — ¹ I am looking for people who seriously want to capture authentic, fun sex with me on camera
A close up picture of my fat cock leaking preA pic of my hairy hole while I’m in doggy. You can also see some of the soles of my feet
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Any weed growing Bloomfield have any recommendations (or resources) on when to harvest? I’m worried I will miss my window with my upcoming trip.
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Here is a sampling of my menace (rated pg)
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I would like to publically apologize to all of those who have experienced the positive jing of my existence in this reality. I truly do mean well and the menace just takes over sometimes and I can’t control my humor. I am still learning how to interact with my peers 😅😂😘😳😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅🥰
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ugh! I don’t have the capacity to make it to my satisfaction but I want to make some Thai iced tea real bad. Like a gallon. And then this beverage girlie will devour it with haste.
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wow. I am high as fuck. Goodbye time
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I was about to say something completely unhinged (a piece of media) but then! I simply decided not to.
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
DC, Baltimore, Philly, and NYC. I want to schedule some collabs! If you want to film content¹ with me (or tag a creator you want to see me fuck) please let me know! Pics for attention. — ¹ I am looking for people who seriously want to capture authentic, fun sex with me on camera
A close up picture of my fat cock leaking preA pic of my hairy hole while I’m in doggy. You can also see some of the soles of my feet
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Also I’m assuming I can bring my metal cock ring on my carryon… right???
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Can my east coast people post some current fit pics or ootds? I’m packing for my trip and I have no clue what to wear (both for weather and fashion)
A mirror selfie of me with a bunch of clothes on my bed
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am going crazy! I NEED to have a wild freaky flip fuck that lasts hours. That will cure me
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I know that I purposely chose a job that was too easy for me so that when I’m remote I have the freedom to take my time and do what I want, but when I have to go in for this meeting I basically sit around all day doing VERY minor things and being bored 😭💀 I probably shouldn’t complain
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m at my quarterly in-person meeting 💀. At least I have big cookie.
A selfie of me holding a snickerdoodle up to my face. It is quite large
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Jalapeño on pizza 😘😘❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
New phone just in time for #humpday pics.
Me leaning backwards in the shower
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“They’re alive when you kill it.”
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
All manners of hydration are happening right now 😜😘😈
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sometimes you just need a large beverage 😘
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tight throat. Medium hole. Loose sneeze
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
East coast bloomfies‼️ Some of my plans fell through for where I am staying during my trip and I need to figure out some more places to stay. If you are in Baltimore or DC and I can stay with you between Sept 29 and Oct 3 I would be forever grateful. And if you are in Philly and can host me the 5-7 🙏
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Ethan 🎃👻💀 @ethandn1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One thing about me? I’m gonna let you film it
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Omg. I forgot to tell you all about the accidental mass poppering that happened to me on Friday! Someone dropped a new bottle of poppers in the smoking patio at the bar. It was a ride.
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My favorite thing about my pets are how snuggly they are 🥰🥰
Me snuggling with a grey and white dog. He is camera shy
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Love to have a moment with a stranger who is looking real good and confident in their fit¹. Give them their flowers. They look good for a reason. — ¹ This is only true when someone can take a compliment.
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I think I was temporarily possessed. I’m sorry for the negativity this morning. I am not that girl. I do know her and we are related but I am not her. I’m gonna say some things that I do like to spread some positivity.
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I guess I’m just sharing things that make me mad for whatever reason 🤷🏻‍♂️ But I hate when I initiate a message with someone and they respond with something along the lines of “I don’t think I’m your type 😅🙈” bitch. I initiated the message. I was thinking you might be my type…
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Another pet peeve: When someone tells a joke that I’ve heard a bunch of times before and they act like they just came up with it.
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
One of my biggest pet peeves on The Apps™ is when I message someone without face pics and they message me back “you look familiar 😜😜” okay bitch. You can see my face. You know who I am. I’m very publicly a slut and do fuck people I know. Why the fuck are you too shy to tell me who you are?
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
East coast bloomfies‼️ Some of my plans fell through for where I am staying during my trip and I need to figure out some more places to stay. If you are in Baltimore or DC and I can stay with you between Sept 29 and Oct 3 I would be forever grateful. And if you are in Philly and can host me the 5-7 🙏
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
How do we feel about sleep head mirror selfies?
Me standing naked in front of my unmade bed
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I took an accidental nap and now my brain thinks it’s 8 am instead of pm. Oops. (Picture unrelated)
A close up of my dick in the shower
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m so excited for all the fucking I’m going to be doing on my east coast trip 😈😈
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Enjoying one last beach day of the summer 🥰
Me naked on a blanket on a sandy beach
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My best friend just said the phrase “I’ve got life juice leaking out my dick hole.” 💀💀💀
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I just saw a clickbait video titled “I only ate ___ for 24 hours”¹ Bitch, that’s a day. That’s like maybe three meals? It’s not that hard to eat one thing for a day… — ¹ the blank was an actual thing but it was just a theme not like something crazy like uranium.
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I simply must post ass #humpday
Me sticking my tongue out. My ass is visible in the mirror
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
How long have I been on this discover tab??? Where am I? How long has it been? I feel like I was in an alternate universe
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The secret weapon against capitalism is loving and accepting yourself.
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Who wants to be the next guest on my fuck show? @bethirstywhocares.bsky.social was an excellent first guest! Watch the trailer below or the full hour on our pages.
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they/them dad @bethirstywhocares.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We’re going to call this the official trailer for my collab with @thotinwaiting.bsky.social Less than two minutes from a FULL HOUR of goofy naked fun You know where to see the rest: onlyfans.com/bethirstywho... justfor.fans/bethirstywho... onlyfans.com/thotinwaiting justfor.fans/thotinwaiting
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Had my first collab with @bethirstywhocares.bsky.social and it was SO HOT! I'm looking forward to our sequel! Full hour video on both our pages!
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
#mcm on my lunch break 😜😜😘
Black and white picture of my ass laying on a bed. My dick and balls are pressed down into the mattress
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