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Zach (menace mode)

@thotinwaiting.bsky.social
19K followers 748 following 12K posts

PNW. Queer. Perpetually horny I’m a cosmic entity that likes to show off. On a Journey to become the God of Vibes The Goods™ (OF, JFF, etc.): linktr.ee/thotinwaiting Some posts are captioned by funnier people than me

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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 7h
I think the internet gives my brains vitamins or something
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 7h
We’re just being goofs. Nothing of a gaping nature is happening. For the rest of the night
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 7h
Hot
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 7h
You in two minutes
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 7h
I wish I knew about this earlier! 😭😭😭 I just got in today and totally would have entered 😈
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 7h
And…
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NYC Gay Nerd @nycgaynerd.bsky.social · 8h
Shower smooches while @thotinwaiting.bsky.social ‘s cum slowly leaks out of me 😛
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 8h
Oops. How did that happen? 😜😜😜
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 9h
I certainly did! AND he came with great extra services.
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 10h
#humpday
Me by some plants with my ass and cock out!
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 10h
I’ve made it to the big city! Staying with my beautiful friend @paulmart1n84.bsky.social 🥰🥰🥰
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 17h
Appropriate and measured response 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 17h
Yes!
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 18h
Do something about it 😘
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 18h
Video diary update! Philly has been beautiful!
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 18h
Haha this was a random from sniffies (gave me permission to film and post)
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 20h
I’ve only eaten half of it and I am so fucking full! Oof. But it’s so fucking good. Thanks for the rec @talltbh.bsky.social
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 20h
Getting my Philly cheesesteak before I leave! I hope it all goes to my ass
A selfie with a giant ass sandwich in my mouth
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 23h
I accept my fate
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 23h
Let me take care of that 😈
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sit on my face please 😘😘😘
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Can I watch?
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You don’t gotta do nothin. Kiss me
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m so sorry for your loss
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Correct
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yes! My only exception is when people recognize things that are broadly viewed as annoying. Like mine is “Sorry I never shut up.” I hope it also clues people in to that they can shut me up whenever but I will talk whenever I feel like it. No silence is ever too awkward for me to not talk.
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That is an appropriate and not too forward initiation! People should learn from your example!
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Good! I also love them! I specifically programmed my keyboard for them!
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Okay. I’m in hater mode! If you message me the most innocuous thing¹ on the apps and when I don’t respond you add “sorry if that was too forward”. Bitch. No. That was not too forward. But now you are 100% undesirable to me². — ¹ “Hi handsome” ² Timidness is soooo deeply unattractive to me.
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Come over
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Can I kiss you?!
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they-play @they-play.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you’re one of those aggregate accounts that doesn’t share anything of your own please fuck off forever
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Is it too early for a reunion episode. Featuring a new guest 😈😈😈
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Haha but you aren’t in Philly are you 😜😜
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What’re your songs that when you are happy they hype you up but when you are sad they hit hard and make you cry? I’ve got a few but two of them came on back to back (Distraction - Kehlani, and Ungodly Hour - Chloe x Halle) and I wanted to know other people’s.
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I did NOT turn into a plasma being capable of destroying a small city! (They had lube)
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Okay I found and am walking to a cvs. If they don’t carry lube I swear I am going to destroy the entire store in a dazzling explosion of rage.
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Where the fuck can I get lube in this city? I’ve been to several stores that all sell condoms but not lube…
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And is she wrong 😜😜😘
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Totally understandable 😅😅
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Orgy!!!! If you say so. Jkjk. But we can figure it out, but no pressure (except my dick against your prostate)
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So you agree... I get to top you when you come down for Carly...
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
hold me?
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Getting topped by me and seeing Carly in the same night!!! that's crazy!
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
After I came, I just needed to keep pumping 😈😈😘
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That’s me babe 😘
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hmmm. In that case I think the dichotomy is that guys who easily pass for straight but make no attempt to do so (they don’t have to be flaming or very loud, just have no interest in actively trying to pass) are great and super popular. But the ones who are DL because it’s easy. Gross. Haters. 🤮🤮
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Please define “butch-presenting” in this context. I don’t think of them as less popular but maybe I’m using a different definition
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I simply must know the other two
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Zach (menace mode) @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I mean he definitely got shafted, just a different shaft.
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