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Xi Jinping Thot

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I’m normal and can be trusted with weapons

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Xi Jinping Thot @thotcontagion.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“I asked Grok” “I asked ChatGPT” well I asked Charlie Kirk and he said “Counting or not counting gang violence?”
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Xi Jinping Thot @thotcontagion.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Beretta 92 the streets, Cz 75 in the sheets
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Foamy Joe @vomit.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
i've opps in burnley. i've opps in cockbrook. i've opps in snaith. i've opps in todmorden. i've opps in heckmondwick. i've opps in sutton-cum-duckmanton. i've opps in upper hulme
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Xi Jinping Thot @thotcontagion.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
My body is a machine that turns my fleeting time on this earth into shareholder value for pedophiles.
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Xi Jinping Thot @thotcontagion.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
No one talks about how much more compelling the immaculate conception would be if Joseph were the one who got pregnant.
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Brb building Rome. Should be done tomorrow
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Whalen for Congress @jeromiewhalen.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Noah is an Army vet from Chicopee who needs our help. Please call your rep and make sure our man is given the treatment he needs and the dignity he deserves. Let’s get Noah home.
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Xi Jinping Thot @thotcontagion.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
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Xi Jinping Thot @thotcontagion.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Don’t talk about my violent delights. Just because yours didn’t end how you wanted
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The Good Morning Man @thegoodmorningman.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Always forever. Forever and ever.
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Xi Jinping Thot @thotcontagion.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
The AR in AR-15 stands for Aldo Raine
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Xi Jinping Thot @thotcontagion.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
I can’t keep doing this on my own. With these … puppy girls.
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
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Xi Jinping Thot @thotcontagion.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
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Xi Jinping Thot @thotcontagion.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Can a thing be beautiful if it’s not lindy?
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Xi Jinping Thot @thotcontagion.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Somebody explained pump and dumps to this guy back in November and now he’s just doing it over and over like a monkey hitting the button that dispenses bananas.
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Xi Jinping Thot @thotcontagion.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Hey guys? I’m starting to think that the Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
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Ian Bogost @ibogost.com · 22/01/2025
[Žižek voice] And what is it the hippos were hungry for? The empty, white sphere of fantasy, onto which they—and the children who controlled them—could project their desire. Once captured, each hippo releases this desire, unconsumed, into a pen to contain it, before beginning the search for more.
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Xi Jinping Thot @thotcontagion.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
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Xi Jinping Thot @thotcontagion.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
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Xi Jinping Thot @thotcontagion.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Is the tran not entitled to the awe of her tism? “NO!” Says the man in Washington “It belongs to the algorithm.” “NO!” Says the man in the Vatican “It belongs to the devil.” “NO!” Says the man in Moscow “It belongs to the state.”
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