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Xi Jinping Thot

@thotcontagion.bsky.social
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I’m normal and can be trusted with weapons

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Xi Jinping Thot @thotcontagion.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“I asked Grok” “I asked ChatGPT” well I asked Charlie Kirk and he said “Counting or not counting gang violence?”
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Xi Jinping Thot @thotcontagion.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Xi Jinping Thot @thotcontagion.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Beretta 92 the streets, Cz 75 in the sheets
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Xi Jinping Thot @thotcontagion.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Neck romancer
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Xi Jinping Thot @thotcontagion.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
😳
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Xi Jinping Thot @thotcontagion.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Basketball!
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PUKE GIRL @vomit.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
i've opps in burnley. i've opps in cockbrook. i've opps in snaith. i've opps in todmorden. i've opps in heckmondwick. i've opps in sutton-cum-duckmanton. i've opps in upper hulme
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Xi Jinping Thot @thotcontagion.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I saw that
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Xi Jinping Thot @thotcontagion.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
My body is a machine that turns my fleeting time on this earth into shareholder value for pedophiles.
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Xi Jinping Thot @thotcontagion.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
🫣
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Xi Jinping Thot @thotcontagion.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
No one talks about how much more compelling the immaculate conception would be if Joseph were the one who got pregnant.
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Xi Jinping Thot @thotcontagion.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I can’t see who quote tweeted you loll
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Xi Jinping Thot @thotcontagion.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
We should pay everyone to a living wage to end end poverty☺️
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Xi Jinping Thot @thotcontagion.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
😏😯
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Xi Jinping Thot @thotcontagion.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
😑
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Xi Jinping Thot @thotcontagion.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
⭐️
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Xi Jinping Thot @thotcontagion.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I guess that means every surgery is a bottom surgery for you …
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Xi Jinping Thot @thotcontagion.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
This is so retarded💀
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Xi Jinping Thot @thotcontagion.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Lmaooooo
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Brb building Rome. Should be done tomorrow
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Xi Jinping Thot @thotcontagion.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
😭
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Xi Jinping Thot @thotcontagion.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
You don’t know that you’re over them until you can hangout again without feeling some type of way about it
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Xi Jinping Thot @thotcontagion.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
🥺
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Xi Jinping Thot @thotcontagion.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
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Xi Jinping Thot @thotcontagion.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
static.wikia.nocookie.net/onegaimymelo...
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Xi Jinping Thot @thotcontagion.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
He canonically is. I was just being silly🥰
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Xi Jinping Thot @thotcontagion.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
All cops are Baku ~zona
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Xi Jinping Thot @thotcontagion.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I found it myself this time and I didn’t even swear😒
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Xi Jinping Thot @thotcontagion.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
ZONA!
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Xi Jinping Thot @thotcontagion.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Ok fair but also a lot of women make me crazy as well
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Xi Jinping Thot @thotcontagion.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
I will take every excuse to repost this
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Xi Jinping Thot @thotcontagion.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
bsky.app/profile/ibog...
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Xi Jinping Thot @thotcontagion.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Lolll
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Xi Jinping Thot @thotcontagion.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
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Xi Jinping Thot @thotcontagion.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
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Xi Jinping Thot @thotcontagion.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Lmfaoooo
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Xi Jinping Thot @thotcontagion.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Omg
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Xi Jinping Thot @thotcontagion.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Forced to act like adults while being treated like children.
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Xi Jinping Thot @thotcontagion.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Well no, and I can speak from experience.
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Xi Jinping Thot @thotcontagion.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
The real answer is most of them don’t even like fishing. But the picture of them with their catch is the first picture of their face that they’ve had since high school bc they literally never take selfies.
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Xi Jinping Thot @thotcontagion.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
I would do this just so my insurance pays for my gender affirming care (night vision and a 30 mm chain gun)
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Don’t talk about my violent delights. Just because yours didn’t end how you wanted
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Xi Jinping Thot @thotcontagion.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
🥺
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The Good Morning Man @thegoodmorningman.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Always forever. Forever and ever.
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Xi Jinping Thot @thotcontagion.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
💀
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Xi Jinping Thot @thotcontagion.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
🥺
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Xi Jinping Thot @thotcontagion.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
🥺
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Xi Jinping Thot @thotcontagion.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I think it’s safe to say given the past 2000 years that they’re mostly obsessed with gold and using Jesus as an excuse.
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Xi Jinping Thot @thotcontagion.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Ok but my point still stands. You’re not even good at it!
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