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Idontknowleavemealone

@wallysb1tch.bsky.social
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i just need a place to put all my dumb thoughts and my friends are tired of hearing them

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sanrio daily @sanrio-daily.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
they’re excited for halloween! 💫
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Being a guy sucks cause it’s all hearing “let’s just be friends” and then she stops replying to your texts Being a girl sucks cause it’s all saying “let’s just be friends” and then he tries to kill you with his hands
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sanrio daily @sanrio-daily.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
they’re doing skincare 💫
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sanrio daily @sanrio-daily.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
lloromannic (berry and cherry) 💫
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I keep getting halal and haram mixed up and as a result people’s tone when discussing either confuses me
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When all those plastic skeletons come to life we’re going to be royally fucked
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They love to talk about the “right to work” but I yearn for the right not to
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You are the reason I’m smiling when there is nothing to smile about
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Tfw you can’t tell if it’s your ibs acting up or if it’s because the entire food industry has been deregulated
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A riddle: “I check people out all day at work, but I don’t use a cash register. What am I?”
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The best part of working at a big department store while Having IBS is getting to jog a quarter of a mile to the bathroom whenever I suddenly realize I’m about to shit myself
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Why did we ever accept the idea of being paid every two weeks instead of dismembering the first person to suggest it and putting their head on a spike?
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Vincent Price, bi icon
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
We no longer have “employees” now they’re all “associates” and frankly I don’t prefer this. I can tolerate being employed by you, but I do not wish to be associated with your ass
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I’m gonna need to ask people to stop setting themselves on fire all these emergency vehicles are really mucking up traffic
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Carrie @carebear620.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Which ribs are the spare ones? The bottom two?
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Douglas Adams came up with a much more elegant way of saying it at one post but it really is just the same shit everywhere
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Muscle memory is the wildest concept like wdym my muscles have memory. Hopefully not of all the embarrassing shit I did in 8th grade
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Everything loops now. Everything is in a loop. Repeat repeat repeat. Don’t think. Consume. Repeat.
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Eventually it will all be gas stations
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The revolution will probably be televised a little bit
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Today is not August 17th. It is a completely unique day that has never happened before and will never happen again. Act like it
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
“AI creator” is an oxymoron
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
POW, Mia! Right in the kisser!
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
“What’s your domming style in the bedroom?” | V
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
ACAB includes the band The Police cause man fuck that shit
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The worst thing about Harry Potter (aside from being written by a horrible bigot) is that there isn’t any kind of magic “system”. It’s just a bunch of whimsical bullshit…written by a horrible bigot
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
“Impact play” sounds like what you’d call a stage show that resonates deeply with audiences and causes a cultural shift in the medium
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Somebody really needs to explain to “marketers” wtf “quotation marks” are supposed to mean
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Why does every Gen X comedian mention at some point in their set that they used to drink from the hose is it a contractual obligation thing
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
We used to be a proper country. We used to close our own trunks by hand
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sanrio daily @sanrio-daily.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
If a man is a miserable little pile of secrets then a woman must be a joyful mountain of truths
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
You can’t spell necromancer without romance
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Your father was wrong about everything. Accept it.
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
No I do not want FRENCH vanilla in my coffee. This is AMERICA. Give me the AMERICAN vanilla. I know you have it back there DONT TRY TO HIDE JT FRKM ME
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Affluence = wealth Effluence = shit English is a stupid fucking language.
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The only “inappropriate language” as far as I’m concerned is French
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I, like most trans women took estrogen and evolved from nerd to slut. I went from MTG to STDs
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This is the time of my life and I can tell
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
My gender marker on my drivers license should just say P for pervert
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I transitioned cause I couldn’t figure out how to do daps
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I love the word gock cause it’s a portmanteau of girl cock but it’s also the sound you make when I shove it down your throat
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Caffeine doesn’t fight boredom
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I’m really looking forward to when this trend of making everything brioche all the time dies down that shit sucks
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 12/07/2026
People say you can’t love others if you don’t love yourself, but that’s not true Everyone has times when they can’t love themselves. Even then, you can still love someone else deeply If you can’t love yourself right now, please don’t worry One day, you’ll be able to love both yourself and others🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Million dollar idea: a business that makes custom piñatas modeled after your ex
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