🫁 Had my lung capacity measured recently.
Nurse asks with concern: "Have you started smoking?"
Me: "No, but I recently started smoking crack."
Dead silence. Pen hovering mid-air. Pure confusion.
She did not put that in my chart. 💀
Thorsten Wagner
@thorstenwagner.bsky.social
147 followers 38 following 32 posts
Project group leader @ MPI Dortmund
