thomasjarvis.bsky.social @thomasjarvis.bsky.social · 15hThey won't _agree_ with me on how far we should be going, but they say, sure, I get it. I get why you say that. 080
thomasjarvis.bsky.social @thomasjarvis.bsky.social · 15hI work in Deep Appalachia and when I tell people that my take on immigration is that if someone wakes up at 3am in Inner Mongolia or the Ennedi Plateau and realizes that he or she is an American, then they already are one, and we have a fraternal obligation to go get them, they say, "Oh, maybe." 170
Reposted by @thomasjarvis.bsky.socialPyke @pykey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The WM-10 was my favorite Walkman ever. It was miraculously tiny and so pretty 😍 131
Reposted by @thomasjarvis.bsky.socialCai : go see DIGGER @annenotation.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You can't call something a "hate letter to life" and expect me not to be intrigued 2192
thomasjarvis.bsky.social @thomasjarvis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Doesn't Redford's character rape the female lead? Am I misremembering that? 010
thomasjarvis.bsky.social @thomasjarvis.bsky.social · 13/09/2026This is incredible, easily the third best chicken helmet I've ever seen. 020
thomasjarvis.bsky.social @thomasjarvis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It makes me revisit a different Q.-- platonism v anti-platonism. Is math fundamental & real, something that is then discovered? Or does it occur entirely between our ears. I'm an antiplatonist with rabies, bc I disdain theorists (correct), but if we got a Trinity Test But AI, I might have a think. 010
thomasjarvis.bsky.social @thomasjarvis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Something interesting is that nuclear weapons are essentially baked into the universe by the physical laws that crystallized out shortly after the Big Bang. Tweak the nuclei nature gives us just a smidge and you can't get a uranium chain reaction. Is AI baked into math, is then the next question. 000
Reposted by @thomasjarvis.bsky.socialTell-Tale Heart 🏴☠️ @tell-taleheart.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Who among us hasn't woken up with deep policy thoughts after being having our heads caved in by a horse? 0121
thomasjarvis.bsky.social @thomasjarvis.bsky.social · 03/09/2026'...."Phase" has a more specific thermodynamic meaning and invites questions about vaporizing the material making up the dog.' 000
thomasjarvis.bsky.social @thomasjarvis.bsky.social · 27/08/2026We should have tied a string to Ratko Mladić so we could figure out how far down hell goes. 010
thomasjarvis.bsky.social @thomasjarvis.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Counterpoint (I also have a real counterpoint) bsky.app/profile/peta... 010
thomasjarvis.bsky.social @thomasjarvis.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I don't know if it will happen, but I think the biggest risk of AI is like smallpox or something. 110
thomasjarvis.bsky.social @thomasjarvis.bsky.social · 30/07/2026find my ass in a suitcase of natural causes 010
thomasjarvis.bsky.social @thomasjarvis.bsky.social · 29/07/2026With the news that Infantino is trying to sell FIFA to Jared Kushner's brother, I would like all of the idiots on this website who called people like me naive idiots for thinking corruption in football matters to absolutely go fuck themselves and die. 010
thomasjarvis.bsky.social @thomasjarvis.bsky.social · 28/07/2026You're telling me this Jesus fella is the King of Kings. Where's his fecking dog, mate 011
thomasjarvis.bsky.social @thomasjarvis.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Are you doing geometry with fucking Cubits? Are you making an altar from cedar wood for the God of Abraham? Are you ordering the wall of Jerusalem pulled down from the doorway of Ephraim to the doorway in the angle? Are you making a bed of iron for Og, king of FUCKING BASHAN?? 100
thomasjarvis.bsky.social @thomasjarvis.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Sometimes considering a limiting case can reveal how things work. I think that considering this hypothetical emphasizes how badly tainted the rest of the USMNT Cup performance will be. It's very clear you don't agree. That disagreement doesn't make my complaint incoherent. It is fine you disagree. 000
thomasjarvis.bsky.social @thomasjarvis.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Landon Donovan sounds exactly like the guy who works at the Dimpus Burger in "Super Troopers," the guy who doesn't know if they have Liter Cola. Please tell everyone you know who is 45. 000
Reposted by @thomasjarvis.bsky.socialtichodroma @feathertrail.net · 06/05/2026Trump Declares The Strait of Hormuz 051
thomasjarvis.bsky.social @thomasjarvis.bsky.social · 07/04/2026I don't think there is a nuclear strike today; I think that comes maybe a month from now. 000
thomasjarvis.bsky.social @thomasjarvis.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Let's say that there's no nuclear use this week or the next, but just a long chain of war crimes. What happens next month when he still hasn't gotten what he wants but there are also no more bridges or thermal power plants to hit? 100
thomasjarvis.bsky.social @thomasjarvis.bsky.social · 05/04/2026He's not terrified, he's fascinated. Cf his remarks when he got the briefing after his first inauguration. Jeff Lewis's caricature of him was fascinated, too; I think that's a better read of Trump's relationship with nuclear weapons. 010
thomasjarvis.bsky.social @thomasjarvis.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining. 010
Reposted by @thomasjarvis.bsky.socialwerewolf ver mitzvah 🗿 @ver.ooo · 17/03/2026taking eternity leave 021
thomasjarvis.bsky.social @thomasjarvis.bsky.social · 17/03/2026ok but I'd be ok in the lab at 216F. I would take my shirt off and flex. 010
thomasjarvis.bsky.social @thomasjarvis.bsky.social · 10/03/2026I know I say this about everything since 2016, but I think we're heading to the use of a nuke. 000
thomasjarvis.bsky.social @thomasjarvis.bsky.social · 27/02/2026[Me saying this on bended knee with Tiffany's box in hand:] 010
thomasjarvis.bsky.social @thomasjarvis.bsky.social · 06/02/2026You guys are like Hurricane pilots in the Battle of Britain. 090
thomasjarvis.bsky.social @thomasjarvis.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Corbyn used to do literally the exact same thing and people shrugged at it. 000
thomasjarvis.bsky.social @thomasjarvis.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Actually very explicable, I explic the hell out of it 010
thomasjarvis.bsky.social @thomasjarvis.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Deeply screwed up reading coverage of the charnel house in El Fasher in The Irish Times, then scrolling down another couple inches to see an ad for first class seats on Emirates. 010
thomasjarvis.bsky.social @thomasjarvis.bsky.social · 12/11/2025(you owe me nothing!, the universe owes me A LOT, though., I am just checking in to see if we're making attack runs over Caracas yet, but holy smokes this website is deeply unwell) 000
thomasjarvis.bsky.social @thomasjarvis.bsky.social · 12/11/2025This is a Elon Musk Halloween costume..? 010
Reposted by @thomasjarvis.bsky.socialan evan @elsplice.bsky.social · 29/10/2025here's a drawing of the weird fish that lives near my house who keeps telling me to 'get in the water' and he wants to 'grant me a wish' 3327
Reposted by @thomasjarvis.bsky.socialan evan @elsplice.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Another goddamned day in hell 1133
