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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I was excited about the return of McDonald's fried apple pies until I read the nutrition label. This oughtta hold me for several months.

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I'm torn between it and Beverly Hills Cop (just the first one, forget about any other ones).

dindin6.bsky.social @dindin6.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

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👀🤭😉

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

The funny thing is that what you said isn't even funny.

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The White House announced that Trump will attend the World Cup final which will ensure a historic double loss for both teams and all other attendees

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Even faster if there's a painted tunnel and you're a roadrunner.

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Sorry. I should've noted that in the original post. I was too anxious to share the fsrt that I didn't share the essence! 😁

Anyone up for homemade fartwaffles? Open a window and grab a plate.

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Is that the break room? As in it had a psychotic break?

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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Some people are never satisfied

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Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you. (I'm nowhere near positive, but it's a contender)

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THE BOO! GIRL @the-book-girl.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

OH MY GODS I LOVE HIM!

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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

At the Reflecting Pool, and guys, this doesn't look right

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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

The fashion choice for the dumpster diving crowd!

Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

That has to be the world's most breakable robot.

Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Follow me for more exercise hacks

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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

"I think about you when I'm not even thinking." Beautiful.

Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Yeah. That one caught my eye, but it seems like it would be limp for a slaw. Probably tasty, but I'm wary of the texture.

Hadel S. Ma'ayeh @hadelsm.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

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😂👇😜

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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Merge two movies: 12 Angry Men in Black

Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Woke up, made biscuits, ate biscuits, took nap. Life is good.

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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Sorry I'm seeing this so late! Been away, but so happy for you!!

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Angela Daniel @angelaspearls.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Y'all I have been waiting...holding my breath to be able to tell you this. I am working with some very talented people on a new project. I will be doing the art and have been asked to head the writing on the manuscript! This is a local Indie film@ @pfistermedia.bsky.social

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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

To quote the late Ed McMahon, "You are correct, sir."

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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

We are, thanks! Maybe having a bit too much fun. Staying out late every night is catching up to me.

Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Sort of. We're on a Caribbean cruise for 2 weeks. That's special enough for me!

Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

And anxiety is the new happiness

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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Took me longer than I'd like to admit

Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

It sounds both horrific and hilarious. A good memory and a great story.

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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

I believe "normal" is the word you're looking for

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Same. We had planned to go to the mall just to walk around, plus we haven't been to a mall in a few years. Laziness paid off.

We had that surprise bullshit storm after a mass shooting and a threat to a synagogue that had 2 schools on lockdown. The last 48 hours have been garbage.

It's not as funny when you know that "fruit" is a scientific term, while "vegetable" isn't.

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Thanks, Leslie. It's been a crap couple of days in Baton Rouge.