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Tom Gardiner

@thogar.bsky.social
579 followers 518 following 2.9K posts

Reality is overrated. User #356,149. I've been here a while, I don't do much.

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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
If anyone needs me, I'll be on the floor in a corner with a large fork and a small towel. Stay back.
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I feel this all the time
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
yep
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Underappreciated and misunderstood
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I was excited about the return of McDonald's fried apple pies until I read the nutrition label. This oughtta hold me for several months.
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Anyone up for homemade fartwaffles? Open a window and grab a plate.
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Some people are never satisfied
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you. (I'm nowhere near positive, but it's a contender)
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
At the Reflecting Pool, and guys, this doesn't look right
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I think we can all relate
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Follow me for more exercise hacks
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
"I think about you when I'm not even thinking." Beautiful.
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Woke up, made biscuits, ate biscuits, took nap. Life is good.
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Please respect my decision
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Silly mermaid
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Same tbh
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Took me longer than I'd like to admit
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I believe "normal" is the word you're looking for
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
It's not as funny when you know that "fruit" is a scientific term, while "vegetable" isn't.
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I think we're all way too familiar with this
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Maybe it stands for "Exhibitionist Traveler" you don't know
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
#superheroproblems
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
How'd you know my passion? I think I'll go lie down for a few weeks.
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I don't have a bird feeder. I'm staring down random squirrels.
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Alternate film endings
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
You might have to squint to see this one
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
The power of punctuation
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
One of history's mysteries.
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
That's living history right there
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I knew something felt odd about Spring
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
#lifehack
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
New health plan seems sketchy
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
*insert rimshot*
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
God, people are such animals on a flight. Take me, for instance. I'm having canned red wine and cookies. Who does that?!
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Speaking of pandemics
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I want to laugh, but...
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Burp...
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Runny eggs on cinnamon raisin toast. If you, like me, enjoy sweet and savory food pairings and are a fan of eggs on toast give this a try ASAP. I thought about trying this last night as bedtime hunger prodded me, I'm really glad it did.
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
You'd think that's obvious, but...
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Legitimate therapy
Light background square graphic with the image of a small piñata at the top center. Below it is the following text:

I don't know why I don't buy more piñatas.
Like right now I would love to beat the crap out of something and then eat a bunch of candy.
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