Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 30/07/2026If anyone needs me, I'll be on the floor in a corner with a large fork and a small towel. Stay back. 040
Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I was excited about the return of McDonald's fried apple pies until I read the nutrition label. This oughtta hold me for several months. 040
Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Anyone up for homemade fartwaffles? Open a window and grab a plate. 100
Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you. (I'm nowhere near positive, but it's a contender) 121
Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 18/06/2026At the Reflecting Pool, and guys, this doesn't look right 011
Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 04/06/2026"I think about you when I'm not even thinking." Beautiful. 010
Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Woke up, made biscuits, ate biscuits, took nap. Life is good. 160
Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 25/04/2026It's not as funny when you know that "fruit" is a scientific term, while "vegetable" isn't. 000
Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Maybe it stands for "Exhibitionist Traveler" you don't know 000
Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 17/04/2026How'd you know my passion? I think I'll go lie down for a few weeks. 010
Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 14/04/2026I don't have a bird feeder. I'm staring down random squirrels. 041
Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 03/03/2026God, people are such animals on a flight. Take me, for instance. I'm having canned red wine and cookies. Who does that?! 040
Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Runny eggs on cinnamon raisin toast. If you, like me, enjoy sweet and savory food pairings and are a fan of eggs on toast give this a try ASAP. I thought about trying this last night as bedtime hunger prodded me, I'm really glad it did. 000